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CFB With Kirk Herbstreit, Actor Paul Walter Hauser, The Bears Are A Dumpster Fire, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener FAQ’s

Wednesday, December 18, 202421 takes

The Bears are beyond repair and Big Cat has decided to never get over excited again (-). Falcons/Raiders was a dumpster fire (-). Max update on his broken foot (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Schefty owning Gottlieb, Scott Hanson getting roasted and more (-). College Football Playoffs with Kirk Herbstreit talking the weekends matchups, plus how can they fix the transfer portal (-). Paul Walter Hauser joins the show to talk about his career in acting, wrestling, and comedy, playing Chris Farley in an upcoming biopic, what drives him and more (-). Then we finish with listener submitted FAQ’s (-).

Kirk Herbstreit on CFP Chaos and Paul Walter Hauser on Playing Chris Farley

The Chicago Bears are officially a dumpster fire, and Big Cat has finally hit his breaking point. After another embarrassing prime-time showing on Monday Night Football, the energy in the studio was at an all-time low. Big Cat didn't hold back on the organizational rot, calling out everyone from George McCaskey to Kevin Warren.

Void
Dec 18, 2024
#25994
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears organization will never change because it's built on bad fundamentals and rotting from the top down

Nothing is going to change with this organization. It will always be this way. They will always be based on bad fundamentals and hoping to get lucky from time to time and nothing done the right way... the foundation of the house has been decaying and rotting for a very, very long time.

This is a subjective opinion on organizational culture.

It’s not just about one loss; it’s about the realization that the "new paint job" on a rotting house doesn't fix the termites. Big Cat is officially entering a new era of fandom where he refuses to let the franchise hurt him again.

Void
Dec 18, 2024
#11384
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears should fire Ryan Poles and Kevin Warren and start fresh

They should fire Ryan Poles and Kevin Warren and start completely fresh. They won't do that. They'll either keep Ryan Poles and Kevin Warren, fire Ryan Poles. Keep Kevin Warren. And it's just gonna be a mess. And nothing's ever gonna change.

The Bears fired coach Matt Eberflus mid-season, but as of the episode date, the front office remains intact. This is a subjective assessment of the organizational health.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne: The Red Zone Betrayal

Hank led off Hot Seat with a direct attack on the sanctity of commercial-free football. NFL Red Zone has long been the North Star for fans wanting to avoid ads, but Scott Hansen and the NFL finally blinked.

Loss
Dec 18, 2024
#25995
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Vikings must keep Sam Darnold because he is playing at an elite level that justifies a big contract

I still think you gotta keep Sam, I think you have to keep Sam... how much better could Sam Darnold be playing right now than he already is? He's worth that money. I wouldn't take that chance [on McCarthy].

PFT Commenter said the Vikings must keep Sam Darnold because he was playing at an elite level. The Vikings let Darnold leave in free agency without even franchise tagging him, opting to go with J.J. McCarthy instead. Darnold signed with the Seahawks.

PFT turned his attention to the college basketball coaching world, specifically Doug Gottlieb’s disastrous tenure at Green Bay. Between losing streaks and posting memes about not working in December, the guys aren't exactly buying stock in the Gottlieb era.

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HankHank

Scott Hanson and NFL Red Zone are on the Hot Seat for airing commercials on a 'commercial-free' broadcast

My Hot Seat is Scott Hanson and NFL Red Zone... Their entire tagline for years since the beginning of Red Zone... Get ready for seven hours of commercial-free football. And on Sunday they ran commercials. They were like 30 seconds of commercial... you just completely rug pulled them.

It is a verifiable fact that Red Zone aired brief commercials on that Sunday, breaking their long-standing 'commercial-free' promise.

In much more important sports news, PFT introduced the world to the Ultimate Dick Kicking Championship, which is exactly what it sounds like. He’s already pitching it for Stool Streams, arguing it has far more skill and entertainment value than Dana White’s Power Slap.

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HankHank

The rumored Conor McGregor vs. Logan Paul boxing match will be a 'shitty money grab' that sucks

Conor McGregor tweeted that the rumors of about with Rio are false. I'm in preliminary agreements... to face Logan Paul in a boxing exhibition in India... It's probably gonna suck. I'm sick of it. This might be, so they fight someone who's actually like at the top of their game.

The McGregor vs Logan Paul fight was nixed by the UFC and did not happen. It was indeed a 'money grab' attempt that fell through, though it never took place so we can't judge if it 'sucked.'

Kirk Herbstreit on the CFP and Transfer Portal Mess

Kirk Herbstreit joined the show to help navigate the first ever 12-team College Football Playoff, but he started by addressing the elephant in the room: the broken transfer portal calendar. Seeing players like Penn State’s Bo Pribula enter the portal while their team is still in the hunt for a National Championship highlights the need for a total structural overhaul.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Doug Gottlieb is doing a bad job coaching Green Bay and should spend less time on social media

Jesus, Doug, a seven game losing streak in the last place in the Horizon League. Less time on social media, more time in the gym... I think he's, has he won a game in December... He's doing things like his way... sat [his best player] for the entire game even though they can't win a game right now.

Gottlieb's coaching performance is a matter of public record, showing a significant losing streak at the time of the episode.

Looking ahead to the actual games, Kirk is eyeing a major upset in South Bend. While most analysts are playing it safe, Herbie thinks the Hoosiers might have something for the Irish.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ultimate Dick Kicking is a better combat sport than Power Slap

We got a new combat sport that we have to start paying attention to guys, it's better than Power Slap. It's better than arm wrestling. It's the ultimate dick kicking championship. Two guys just stand across from each other and kick each other in the dicks until one guy gives up.

The 'better' combat sport is entirely subjective and intended as a joke.

Before letting him go, PFT and Big Cat forced Kirk to address the greatest controversy in sports officiating: the Dr Pepper Tuition Challenge. The guys are sick of the pop-a-shot chest passes and want the competition moved back to prove these kids actually have arms.

Win
Dec 18, 2024
#25996
Kirk HerbstreitKirk Herbstreit

Ohio State's offensive line is a massive concern that could lead to an upset loss against Tennessee

If you really watched the Michigan game, when they lost the center from Alabama, Seth McLaughlin, when he went down with that Achilles, I think that offensive line is a serious question mark going up against Tennessee's strength, which is their defensive front.

Tennessee won 27-24, and the OSU offensive line struggled significantly in the loss.

Paul Walter Hauser: The Reverse Rock

One of the most talented actors working today, Paul Walter Hauser, stopped by to talk about his unique career path. He’s currently living out a childhood dream by wrestling in MLW while simultaneously being the betting favorite to win an Oscar in the near future. He discussed the weight of playing the legendary Chris Farley in an upcoming biopic, a role he feels he was destined for.

Loss
Dec 18, 2024
#11393
Kirk HerbstreitKirk Herbstreit

Indiana will pull off the upset against Notre Dame in the CFP

What's the, I, what's the IU Notre Dame? Seven and a half... I would say IU. I'd probably say IU would, would be [the upset].

Indiana did not upset Notre Dame. Notre Dame won 27-17 in the CFP first round on December 20, 2024.

As a Packers fan who just watched his former quarterback struggle in person at a Jets game, Hauser had a sobering take on the current state of Aaron Rodgers. He compared the drop-off to legendary actors who lose their "crispness" as they age.

Open
Dec 18, 2024
#11394
Kirk HerbstreitKirk Herbstreit

Bill Belichick will prioritize academic performance at North Carolina

I really think as much as you guys are saying, Hey, don't worry about the education... I think he's gonna think about how I do both... I think he's gonna, the reason it took two weeks... I'm sure he sat there and just gathered so much intel... but I do think he's gonna do the academic side. I I, that's just me.

Belichick's success in managing academics at UNC will be visible over the next few years through the team's APR and graduation rates.

Hauser is clearly a student of the game, both in acting and sports. When Big Cat suggested he’d eventually win an Oscar for a biopic, Hauser already had the perfect historical figure in mind to secure the trophy.

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Dec 18, 2024
#11395
Kirk HerbstreitKirk Herbstreit

The Dr Pepper tuition challenge is 'embarrassing' and should be moved back 10 yards to ban chest passes

I'm with you. That, that, you know, everybody, it is almost like pop a shot. They're just firing that thing away. Right. And it, it doesn't take any ability at all. Right. So I think that, I think you're onto something. I think you move it back at least another 10 yards... to take away that, the chest pass.

This is a humorous critique of a promotional segment.

To wrap up the show, the guys got a health update on Max’s broken foot—which involves a walking boot and zero surgery—and answered a round of listener FAQs covering everything from the zombie apocalypse to who actually draws the pod's iconic cover art.

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More Takes

Void
Dec 18, 2024
#11385
Big CatBig Cat

I am officially retiring from ever getting 10/10 excited for the Bears until the ownership changes

I'm officially retiring from ever getting to a 10 outta 10 excitement for the Chicago Bears until something changes... anything, ownership probably... I will not let myself get a 10 outta 10 excited. That doesn't mean I'm not gonna root really hard for them and want them to do well. I'm not going to get, let myself get 10 outta 10 excited ever again until it's proven on the field that something has changed.

This is a personal emotional commitment by Big Cat about his Bears fandom. It cannot be objectively verified.
Win
Dec 18, 2024
#11386
Big CatBig Cat

Kevin O'Connell is the NFL Coach of the Year

Vikings are great. Vikings keep rolling. Vikings are Kevin O'Connell's just, he's Coach of the year, in my opinion. He's, I mean, think about what he's done... Sam Darnold, who's been thrown to the trash pile a few different times. He's made him playing at elite level.

Kevin O'Connell won the 2024 AP NFL Coach of the Year award, leading the Vikings to a 14-3 record with Sam Darnold at QB. Big Cat's call was correct.
Loss
Dec 18, 2024
#11387
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Falcons will likely switch from Kirk Cousins to Michael Penix Jr. soon

I think they might make a change. I think so too. It might be pennix time. [Big Cat: I agree. Time for the future.]

The Falcons stuck with Cousins through the season, though Penix saw some garbage time; the full 'switch' did not happen in 2024.
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Dec 18, 2024
#11392
Kirk HerbstreitKirk Herbstreit

College football players should be required to sign contracts and form a union

I think these players at this point, they need to sign contracts. I think we need a CBA, I think we need to form some kind of player's union... we somehow need to get that national view to partner with the players union. Create a CBA where you're held accountable. Okay, we're gonna agree on NIL here are the rules we're gonna agree on... and then we obey the contract on both sides.

This is a policy proposal for the future of college athletics, which is currently undergoing significant legal and structural changes.
Open
Dec 18, 2024
#11396
Paul Walter HauserPaul Walter Hauser

I will play the role of Chris Farley with such love that I won't let his fans down

I love Chris so much that I'm incapable of letting Chris, and I mean, I, I can't, I'm not incapable of letting his fans down... I love Chris so much that I'm not worried about keeping his memory alive in a, in an authentic and loving way. I know I'm going to do that... some people are just supposed to play certain people.

The movie's reception will ultimately determine if the fans feel 'let down'.
Open
Dec 18, 2024
#25997
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Paul Walter Hauser will be one of the biggest actors in the world within the next 10 years

I think you will be like one of the biggest actors in the world in the next 10 years. You should be, you should be.

This will resolve based on Hauser's career trajectory over the next decade.
Void
Dec 18, 2024
#11397
Paul Walter HauserPaul Walter Hauser

Aaron Rodgers' best days are definitely behind him

And I think, you know, Rogers the best days are probably behind. But I loved watching him... Not everyone can stay. So you can be talented but not have the sharp or crispness that you once had. And it doesn't mean you're not good. It just means you're a 42-year-old quarterback.

This is a common observation based on Rodgers' 2024 stats and age.
Void
Dec 18, 2024
#25998
Paul Walter HauserPaul Walter Hauser

I want to still be doing WrestleMania and getting put through tables when I'm 60 years old

I hope I'm still showing up at WrestleMania and someone's putting me through a table... my hope is that when I'm 60... someone's putting me through a table. I don't think [the competitive spirit] will happen to you [leave you].

This is a personal goal/outlook for his future.
Open
Dec 18, 2024
#11398
Paul Walter HauserPaul Walter Hauser

I would win an Oscar if I played Teddy Roosevelt

I, I have three roles I really want to inhabit in the next five years. I wanna, I wanna play Teddy Roosevelt. [Big Cat: Oscar! Hauser: Yes.] And that's another one where I just, I know I can play him. I'm not even worried about it.

This depends on the film actually being made and Hauser's performance in it.
Void
Dec 18, 2024·FAQ
#25999
HankHank

People who complain about winter are losers and should just move to California

People that bitch about winter are fucking losers. It's cold and it's dark early and also get over it. Don't bitch. Move to California if you don't like it.

This is a subjective character judgment.

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