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Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley, Tom Wilson Fight Night And Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, May 7, 202118 takes

Elon Musk is hosting SNL and we help him out ( - ). Tom Wilson fight night at MSG. Schefter gives context to the Aaron Rodgers drama and Blake Bortles may sign with the Packers ( - ). LA Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley joins the show to talk about his football journey to LA, coaching some of the best players, Bolt Man, and a new Football Guy term for our repertoire ( - ). We finish by ripping a few card packs and Fyre Fest of the Week.

Brandon Staley on Chargers Culture, Tom Wilson Chaos, and Fyre Fest

Big Cat and PFT are sorting through the aftermath of the Tom Wilson fight night at Madison Square Garden. PFT was in the building to witness Wilson basically taking on the entire New York Rangers roster by himself, a scene that highlighted the absolute lack of deterrents in the modern NHL. With the classic goon being phased out of the game, there is nobody left to check a guy like Wilson.

Void
May 7, 2021
#7794
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tom Wilson is the NHL's apex predator because goons are extinct; the Rangers shouldn't even fight him if they know they can't win

The problem is the NHL not having, they basically got like the goon, the goon is extinct in the NHL... Therefore, Tom Wilson is the toughest guy in the world and he beat the entire New York Rangers roster. And I think, I actually think for the Rangers, like if you go into that game knowing you can't beat up Tom Wilson, don't even fight him.

The claim that Wilson is the toughest is subjective, but the Rangers did indeed struggle to match his physicality in that specific series of events.

PFT took it a step further, suggesting that the raw productivity seen on the ice could actually be applied to the corporate world. If you want a more efficient morning at the office, you might just need to throw hands with a coworker before the first coffee break.

Loss
May 7, 2021
#7795
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Healthy workplaces should allow fighting to increase productivity

I think that healthy workplaces should allow fighting. Like if you get into a fight, if you know that fisticuffs are on the table and you can fight in the first 30 minutes of your Workday, you'll probably end up having more productive day after that, you're going to get all your frustration out.

General corporate and legal standards do not recognize workplace fighting as a productivity booster.

While Rangers fans are calling for heads to roll, Big Cat pointed out that the NHL actually played this perfectly from a marketing perspective. By handing out a measly $5,000 fine, they ensured that every sports talk show in the country would be talking about hockey for a full week leading into the playoffs.

Void
May 7, 2021
#7796
Big CatBig Cat

The NHL's tiny fine for Tom Wilson was a genius move to keep people talking about hockey

I appreciate the NHL. Now giving us more of a, like, if you want to get real woke the NHL only giving them a $5,000 fine was the greatest thing they've ever done because it kept the story going and having people talk about the NHL before the playoffs for another week.

The fine was the maximum allowed under the CBA at the time, but the resulting media firestorm certainly increased NHL visibility.

Chargers HC Brandon Staley

Brandon Staley joined the show to discuss his meteoric rise from John Carroll University to becoming the head coach of the LA Chargers in just five years. He walked Big Cat and PFT through his "competitive casual" philosophy and why he values the three phases of the game so highly. When the guys pressed him on late-game situations, specifically the analytics of scoring a touchdown while down 14, Staley didn't hesitate to side with the numbers.

Void
May 7, 2021
#7803
Brandon StaleyBrandon Staley

When down 14 and scoring a touchdown, analytics and the desire to win in regulation dictate you should go for two

All the analysts would tell you to do it. [Go for two when down 14]... I think that one thing that I've learned guys... winning the game in regulation. Because there's that, hey, play for a tie or, hey, we want to win this game in regulation. I think there's that movement that I think more people are aware of now.

Mathematically, the 'go for two' when down 14 is often supported by win-probability models, though results vary by implementation.

The conversation shifted to the defensive side of the ball, where Staley has coached some of the premier talents in the league like Khalil Mack and Aaron Donald. He explained that having a superstar isn't just about letting them "ball," but about strategically isolating them to create the best possible opportunities. He also looked back at his time in Chicago, noting how dominant Mack truly was during that 2018 run.

Void
May 7, 2021
#7807
Brandon StaleyBrandon Staley

Khalil Mack would have been DPOY in 2018 if he hadn't missed two games

Ramsey was first team all pro last year and had his best year... Kahleel a D [Aaron Donald]... I think, you know, the year we were together, guys in 18 [Khalil Mack] probably would have been the player of the year he had had, he had had he not missed those two games.

Mack had 12.5 sacks in 14 games. Donald had 20.5 in 16. It's highly debatable if two more games would have overcome Donald's massive stat lead.

Before letting him go, Big Cat had to warn Staley about the potential pitfalls of Justin Herbert's aesthetic. While the hair is iconic, the history of the league suggests that flowing locks might be a curse when it comes to the big game.

Win
May 7, 2021
#7805
Big CatBig Cat

No long-hair quarterback has ever won a Super Bowl

We've come across a little bit of a theory that no Longhair quarterback has ever won a super bowl. So you might want to just get in front of that right away.

This is generally considered true for starting QBs at the time, as Brady, Montana, Bradshaw, etc., kept it short. Trevor Lawrence has since challenged this, but hasn't won a Super Bowl yet.

NFL Rumors and MLB Rule Changes

Adam Schefter dropped a bomb regarding the Aaron Rodgers drama, admitting he basically sat on the information until Draft Day for maximum impact. This led to a debate about journalism ethics with Jake Marsh, who stuck to his Syracuse roots regarding the importance of accuracy over speed.

Void
May 7, 2021
#7798
Jake MarshJake Marsh

It is always better for a journalist to be right than to be first

The one thing you do teach you is you always, it's always better to be right than be first.

This is a fundamental principle of traditional journalism ethics.

With Rodgers potentially out in Green Bay, the name Blake Bortles has surfaced as a potential replacement. PFT is fully on board with the BOAT heading to the frozen tundra, noting that the league is simply more entertaining when Blake is active and throwing heaters.

Void
May 7, 2021
#7799
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL is a better league when Blake Bortles is in it

I want Blake to do well. And the NFL is a better league when Blake Bortles is in it fact, if it happens to be in green bay and if you happen to just sort of ball out for the next 16 years, I think that's wonderful for everybody.

The entertainment value of Blake Bortles in the league is a subjective opinion held by many PMT fans.

Big Cat also gave his stamp of approval to the new MLB extra-innings rules. While traditionalists hate the "ghost runner" on second base, Big Cat is a fan of anything that prevents a Tuesday night game from stretching into the 16th inning.

Void
May 7, 2021
#7801
Big CatBig Cat

I like seven-inning doubleheaders and the extra-innings runner on second base rule

I liked the seven inning game. I liked the new rule of starting on second. I know that a lot of people don't like it. I think it's better just because there's nothing more than games going like 16 innings.

Rule preference is subjective.

Fyre Fest of the Week

Hank's Fyre Fest is a potentially season-ending injury. He managed to break his foot after getting "worked up" and kicking a cooler during a ping-pong match. He's currently sitting in a chair hoping he won't need an amputation, while the rest of the room remains skeptical about his recovery time.

PFT is feeling the "Team of Destiny" vibes for the Washington Capitals, specifically following TJ Oshie's emotional hat trick following the passing of his father.

Loss
May 7, 2021·Fyre Fest
#27273
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Capitals are going to be 'Team of Destiny' because TJ Oshie is playing through the loss of his father

I'm starting to get team of destiny vibes from the Washington Capitals because... TJ Oshie scored a hat trick on the day that his dad passed away. I've loved the guy ever since then... in America, Captain America, I'm starting to get team of destiny vibes.

The Capitals lost in the first round of the 2021 playoffs to the Bruins, so they were not a team of destiny.

Finally, the quest for 500,000 YouTube subscribers continues, though Big Cat remains pessimistic about the audience's ability to transition from listeners to viewers.

Win
May 7, 2021·Fyre Fest
#27274
Big CatBig Cat

The PMT YouTube channel will not hit 500,000 subscribers by August 15th because listeners don't have it in them to watch

The listeners don't have it in them. Yeah. They don't have it in them. We're not going to hit 500,000. We're not gonna be able to do the live stream. They're listeners. They're not watching.

Pardon My Take's YouTube channel did not reach 500,000 subscribers by August 2021; it took much longer to reach that milestone.

Now we just need to see if Staley actually brings back Boltman for the home opener.

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More Takes

Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Elon Musk should announce he bought the Yankees and immediately dissolve the team on SNL

You know, it'd be very funny if [Elon Musk] just straight up announced that he bought the Yankees and then dissolve the Yankees immediately, or the Yankees are no more.

This did not happen during Elon Musk's SNL appearance on May 8, 2021.
Void
May 7, 2021
#7797
Big CatBig Cat

Pantsing someone so their 'dick and balls' flop out is the height of comedy

A pants, when you can get the underwear as well. And the person's Dick and balls flop out is the height of comedy... bend your knees and crab walk the court. Kings of comedy tour. It would just be people getting pants and puking farting too.

Humor is inherently subjective.
Void
May 7, 2021
#7800
Big CatBig Cat

New York rain is the 'wet Willie' of precipitation and refuses to commit

I want my rain to like show up and fight me like a man rain. Don't just do this little drizzle all day. It just kind of like inconvenience to you. Right? It's it's the wet Willie of precipitation.

Weather preference is subjective.
Win
May 7, 2021
#7802
Brandon StaleyBrandon Staley

The punt is the most challenging play in football because it requires a player to switch roles instantly

Why is the punt the most challenging play in football?... Well, I'll tell you why, because it's the only play in football where you start out as an offensive player, and then you become a defensive player. You have to block and be responsible for all the protection phase... and then you have to go cover the kick and become a defensive player.

The mechanics of the play are factually accurate; its status as 'most challenging' is a professional opinion.
Win
May 7, 2021
#7804
Brandon StaleyBrandon Staley

The best way to stop Patrick Mahomes is a full team effort because you better be able to score to beat him

The reality is, is pat Mahomes is, has only been held under 24 points, like three times in his entire career. So the reality is you better be able to score, to beat them, you know? And so it's going to take a team performance to beat a guy like that.

Mahomes historically leads high-scoring offenses, making high offensive output a prerequisite for beating him.
Void
May 7, 2021
#7806
Brandon StaleyBrandon Staley

Chargers powder blues are the best uniforms in all of sports

I think most people would agree probably the best uniforms in, in all sports. You guys just had new uniforms release... I'm glad to say that the powder blues are a big part of it.

Uniform rankings are subjective.
Loss
May 7, 2021·Fyre Fest
#7809
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am officially bringing back the phrase 'Now that's paper'

I gotta start thinking about another phrase. I'm thinking now that's paper. I tried to bring back now that's paper while ago, but it feels, I feel like the times right now. Bet. I like bet.

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The phrase did not achieve widespread adoption outside of minor ironic use on the show.

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