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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

Monday, April 7, 202519 takes

Alexander Ovechkin breaks the all time goal record in the perfect way on Sunday and we talk about his incredible career (-). The Final Four finally delivered with a great Florida/Auburn and a historic choke from Duke that has reignited Big Cat’s hate (-). Who’s back including a possible Rodgers to Steelers theory and Masters Week (-). Dan Hurley joins the show to talk Final Four how the coaches prepare for the National Championship, his crash out against Florida, how he’s become more hated and more (-). Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus joins the show to talk about his new book, Blink 182, his childhood and tons more (-). We finish with a Monday Reading from our favorite fan fiction writer, Mike Florio (-).

Coach Dan Hurley and Mark Hoppus on the Final Four and Blink-182

The Great Eight is now the Greatest Eight. Alexander Ovechkin officially passed Wayne Gretzky as the NHL's all-time goal king on Sunday, and he did it in the most Ovie way possible. No empty-netter cheapies, just a absolute laser from his office against the Islanders. PFT was predictably emotional about his guy finally reaching the mountain top, especially since Ovie stayed true to his brand by playing like a four-year-old every time the puck hit the back of the net.

Win
Apr 7, 2025
#10274
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ovechkin breaking the goal record from his office against the Islanders was the perfect way to end the chase

It was awesome to see him score from his office against the Islanders... Ovie was like, 'fuck it, I know it's at home [and I don't want an empty netter]'. He did it perfectly. That shot has been happening for 20 years. Nobody's ever figured out how to stop it. He did it from his office.

Ovechkin reached 895 goals on Sunday, April 6, 2025, breaking Gretzky's record.

While the hockey world celebrated, Big Cat used the moment to remind everyone why he’s currently watching Blackhawks games through less-than-legal means. Jerry Reinsdorf remains the common enemy of the program.

Void
Apr 7, 2025
#10275
Big CatBig Cat

Blackhawks owner Jerry Reinsdorf is a piece of shit

I've been watching all the games illegally this year. Good for you. I have a workaround that I'm, I will not tell, but I have a workaround that I've been watching the games illegally because [Jerry Reinsdorf] is such a piece of shit. Yeah. I don't wanna give him money. He sucks.

Subjective opinion about a sports owner's character and business practices.

The Duke Downfall and a Final Four for the Ages

If you're a Duke hater, this weekend was your Christmas, Super Bowl, and birthday wrapped into one. The Blue Devils didn't just lose; they delivered one of the most statistically impossible chokes in the history of the tournament. They led in almost every category except the final score, ending the game with a 10-minute field goal drought that felt like an eternity. Big Cat was practically glowing, admitting he’s ready to talk about their downfall for hours on end.

Push
Apr 7, 2025
#10276
Big CatBig Cat

Duke's loss to Houston was the biggest choke in Final Four history

Duke's downfall for four hours, but like, sign me up. I'll take off my pants right now. 'cause that was, holy fuck. Was that an incredible Final Four delivered... Duke biggest choke in Final Four history. Best team ever analytically... They're the only team to, to have a higher field goal. Percentage more free throw attempts, more assists, fewer turnovers, more steals and lose in the history of the NCAA tournament.

While 'biggest choke' is subjective, the specific statistical profile of Duke losing with those advantages is a verifiable historical anomaly.

Between the Duke disaster and Florida’s thriller against Auburn, the Final Four actually lived up to the hype. Walter Clayton Jr. cemented himself as a tournament legend, making shots that shouldn't be humanly possible. He’s playing with an edge that makes you forget he has the most basic name in the bracket.

Void
Apr 7, 2025
#26208
Big CatBig Cat

Walter Clayton Jr. is so raw that you forget his first name is Walter

Walter Clayton Jr. is so raw, you forget his first name is Walter. [T Black] replied with a bunch of laughing emojis, but that's the facts. He was making shots that you can't really [stop]... he's just doing shit that is on a different level.

Subjective opinion on a player's skill level and 'rawness'.

On the other side, Houston proved they are simply built differently. Kelvin Sampson has his guys wrestling on the floor during practice, and it showed when they out-toughed a Duke team that featured the projected number one pick, Cooper Flagg. PFT and Big Cat aren't sold on Flagg's ability to close games yet, especially after he vanished when the pressure ramped up.

Void
Apr 7, 2025
#10278
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Cooper Flagg does not have the clutch gene

I agree with Skip Bayless and Big Cat in that Cooper Flagg probably doesn't have the clutch gene. If I'm drafting number one in the NBA draft and I'm, I don't know, the Utah Jazz, I I would pass on 'em. Yeah, I would. And let whoever is picking after take them. Like, 'cause you're not gonna win with 'em.

Subjective and early in Flagg's career to determine professional 'clutch' ability.

Dan Hurley on the Three-Peat That Wasn't

Coach Dan Hurley joined the show to give us the perspective of the reigning (for a few more hours) national champ. He was incredibly candid about the Florida loss and his own reputation as the guy everyone loves to hate. Hurley leaned into the villain role, admitting that while he can be an asshole, the results speak for themselves.

Void
Apr 7, 2025
#26214
Dan HurleyDan Hurley

I am an asshole at times, but I won't change my coaching style because it produces historic success

I'm an asshole at times. I mean that's, you know, it's just who I am... I don't wanna change a whole lot of things about the way that I go about my coaching and my fire and my intensity because it has produced historic success at UConn the last couple of years.

Self-assessment of his personality and professional philosophy.

He gave massive credit to the Houston program, describing them as a pack of predators that you simply cannot prepare for in a typical practice setting.

Void
Apr 7, 2025
#10286
Dan HurleyDan Hurley

Houston is a team of wolves led by a wolf

Houston is just a bunch of wolves, man led by a wolf... the way they get after it, you, you can't prepare for it. It's like a pass rush that just the quarterback is gonna be rattled and it kills, it kills your transition offensive game because it's hard for you to even run on them because getting a defensive rebound feels like survival.

Subjective evaluation of team culture by a peer coach.

Mark Hoppus and the Legend of Blink-182

In a legendary crossover, Mark Hoppus from Blink-182 stopped by to talk about his new memoir, *Fahrenheit 182*. From meeting Tom DeLonge and immediately breaking both his heels trying to climb a lamp post to the surreal moment he accidentally announced his cancer diagnosis to the entire world on Instagram, Mark was an open book. He made it clear that while the band has had its share of breakups, this third time around is the real deal.

Open
Apr 7, 2025
#10288
Mark HoppusMark Hoppus

The latest Blink-182 reunion is for life

This is the third iteration of Blink-182. And people still wanna buy albums and listen to our music... we can't fuck this up again. The third time is just, we will be a joke at that point. Like, if we're getting back together as the three of us, it has to be forever. And that's it.

Outcome depends on the band's future stability.

Mark also touched on the darker side of being a global rock star, noting that his public persona of jokes and pop-punk anthems hides a much more introspective and sometimes goth soul.

Void
Apr 7, 2025
#26215
Mark HoppusMark Hoppus

People will discover in my book that I am smarter and darker than they think I am

I think that people are going to discover that I'm smarter than people think that I am. And that also I'm a lot darker than people think that I am. I'm very honest in the book about my struggles and about my shortcomings and the difficulties that I've had... This dude really is goth in his soul.

Subjective self-identity claim.

Before letting him go, PFT managed to secure a voice clip for his band's next track, officially making Mark Hoppus a friend of the program. We closed things out with a classic Mike Florio Monday Reading that involved the Bengals and Bears potentially sharing a stadium in Chicago, which Big Cat shot down as pure absurdity even by Florio's standards.

At least we still have the Masters to look forward to, where Big Cat is sticking to his guns with a familiar favorite.

Loss
Apr 7, 2025·Who's Back
#26213
Big CatBig Cat

Brooks Koepka is my pick to win the Masters this year

I gotta pick for you guys... I'm thinking Brooks [Koepka]. I like that he's won there before. I bet Brooks every single year. I'm a loyal guy.

Brooks Koepka did not win the 2025 Masters. Rory McIlroy won, defeating Justin Rose in a sudden-death playoff to complete the career Grand Slam.

If Brooks doesn't win, at least we'll always have the image of Cooper Flagg being trapped in a golf cart by the media.

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Void
Apr 7, 2025
#26216
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alex Ovechkin's mom is terrifying and could definitely beat me up

His mom, I'm terrified of Ovie's mom by the way. I think she could beat the fuck outta me. Probably, yeah.

Humorous subjective claim.
Void
Apr 7, 2025
#26209
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Elijah Martin is currently the best dunker in college basketball

Elijah Martin, he might be the best dunker in college basketball right now. That's how I evaluate NBA talent based on how you dunk in college. Elijah Martin, take him one.

Subjective claim about dunking prowess and satirical claim about draft evaluation.
Void
Apr 7, 2025
#26210
Big CatBig Cat

Duke's failure to make the championship game is due to their lack of a true point guard

Turns out you need a point guard. An actual point guard. As soon as Houston started putting the pressure on inbounding the ball, [you need] a point guard who can bring the ball up the court... Proctor, a true point guard, being like, 'I got this' as the worst free throw shooter on the court for Duke was absolutely insane. Cost them the game.

While Duke's guards struggled late, attributing the entire loss to this specific role is an analytical opinion.
Void
Apr 7, 2025
#10280
Big CatBig Cat

Coach K is secretly happy that Duke lost because it protects his legacy

If we had true serum Coach K's happy. He doesn't want the next guy to win a title in his third year... John Scheyer, the, the, the school has not dropped off in terms of a level of basketball. But what Coach K has done to win titles gets magnified even more of. That's really hard to do because John Scheyer couldn't do it with one of the best analytically best teams of all time.

This is a psychological projection that can never be truly verified.
Open
Apr 7, 2025
#26211
Big CatBig Cat

Sarah Strong is going to be the greatest women's college basketball player of all time

Sarah Strong, their center... she's gonna be like the best college basketball player of all time. It pays to stay at college now in the women's game. Sarah Strong, she's a freshman. She's a problem. She is a problem.

Strong just finished her freshman year (per the transcript date); this will take years to evaluate.
Open
Apr 7, 2025
#26212
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Sarah Strong might end up being a better WNBA player than Caitlin Clark

I think [Sarah Strong] might be a better WNBA player than Caitlin Clark. What about that? Whoa... I'm a Juju [Watkins] guy, but [Strong] is a problem.

Comparing the pro careers of a current pro and a freshman will take a decade to resolve.
Void
Apr 7, 2025·Who's Back
#10281
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ja Morant's addiction to fake guns is the best addiction of all time

Ja Morant can't quit holding fake guns. It's the, it's the best addiction of all time. I respect the hell outta that... the NBA coming down on him for his fake guns is bullshit. Just ignoring all the history of Ja Morant with real guns. I love that shit. It's behavior that like a five-year-old would do.

This is a satirical evaluation of a behavior pattern, not a factual claim about addictions.
Loss
Apr 7, 2025·Who's Back
#10284
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers will announce his signing with the Steelers on Pat McAfee's live show

The theory is that Aaron Rodgers is waiting for [Pat McAfee's Pittsburgh show] to come out on stage and say I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler to fuck over the mainstream media. Which I would love. That would be awesome... I kind of like every now and then a player stealing it from the insiders and being like, I control my own message.

Rodgers did not join the Steelers; this was a speculative rumor that did not materialize.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Mike Florio's idea of the Bengals and Bears sharing a stadium in Chicago is absurd

The Bengals... Could be to partner up in a new Chicagoland stadium. I disagree. That is not the best outcome for the Bengals. No, not at all. Not even close... I feel like Florio didn't, Florio's the problem always. He's, you, you point at he's the reason that, that you would accept a, a new team that you don't care about.

Florio's theory never happened; the teams did not share a stadium in Chicago.

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