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Duncan Robinson and Aidan Hutchinson. Plus, the boys storm the court at Wisconsin

Wednesday, March 2, 20229 takes

Live from Madison fresh off the court storming the guys recap a wild night at the Wisconsin Purdue game. MLB is dead, Jake was wrong(-). Hot seat cool throne talking Ja Morant, baseball, and the magic of uncrustables(-).Duncan and Davis Reed talk about the NBA season, Heat Culture, and his podcast(-). Aidan Hutchinson preps for the combine and the NFL draft(-). Higher education answers your questions about college life(-)

Recap

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Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Wisconsin will probably be a two-seed in the NCAA tournament

now we're sitting here in the call center and they're a two seed, probably a two seed. At least I don't want him to be a one seat. That's too much pressure.

Wisconsin ended up as a 3-seed in the 2022 NCAA Tournament.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Zion Williamson is a better player when he is fat

I'm going to say something controversial. I think that Zion Williamson is a better player when he's fat. I want him to get fat. Well, in fact, well he D he doesn't play right now. He's a better players to get fatter. Yeah. He just needs to get so fat that they roll them out there.

This is a subjective and satirical claim about performance vs. weight.
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Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Kyler Murray will go play baseball when he's 28 years old

It's wild. I don't know how this, I mean, yeah, they're going to pay him and then he's going to be upset and he's going to be more upset and they're not going to win. He's going to be more upset. And then he's going to, I feel like when he's like 28, he's gonna be like, I'm going to go play baseball.

Kyler Murray is currently 27. He has not left for baseball yet, though he is still in the NFL.
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Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Derek Jeter sabotaged the Marlins on purpose

I, you know what I agree with Marlins man. Yeah. I think Jeter fucked up the Marlins on purpose.

There is no evidence Jeter sabotaged the team on purpose; it's a humorous conspiracy take.

Interview

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Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022
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Duncan RobinsonDuncan Robinson

Handshake lines in college athletics are outdated and should be removed

and shake lines in general for college athletics is, I mean, it's just like, it's outdated. ... what do you expect after a heated, competitive game sportsmanship, but we got rid of them with COVID and I think that should have just been like the [end].

This is an opinion on sports tradition and etiquette.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022
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Duncan RobinsonDuncan Robinson

Bronny James could probably start for Williams College as a 16-year-old

somebody was just asking me, honestly, I'm not, I'm not qualified to speak on it. I'm not tapped into high school basketball... [but] I'm going to say, I'm gonna say probably just for like just sheer athleticism from, you know, I've had the, the Williams debate a lot division three basketball.

Bronny James went on to be a high-major D1 recruit at USC and was drafted into the NBA, so starting at a D3 school is almost certainly accurate.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022
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Aidan HutchinsonAidan Hutchinson

A lion would beat a jaguar in a fight

I feel like a lion, right? King of the jungle? Yeah. They're way bigger.

Male lions are significantly larger (up to 420-550 lbs) than jaguars (up to 210-350 lbs) and are generally considered the superior fighter in such a hypothetical matchup.

Higher Education

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Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022·Higher Education
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

English literature majors can graduate college without attending in-person classes

Problem is now that I have actually have in-person classes, I just don't go because I'm too used to smoking weed and playing video games. So I was just wondering if I can graduate without going to class for the rest of my college career... Yeah, you sure can. It's called being an English major.

This is a humorous generalization about the English major.
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Take Slip·Mar 2, 2022·Higher Education
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Big CatBig Cat

To graduate college, you either have to read the book or go to class—you don't have to do both

the tip I always give is I would either read the book or go to class one or the other, you pick one or the other and you'll be fine. I would either go like, if I didn't want to read the book, I'd go to every single class. If I didn't feel like going to class, I'd read every single book on the list because they basically give you all the answers in college.

This is subjective life advice regarding academic strategy.