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Duncan Robinson and Aidan Hutchinson. Plus, the boys storm the court at Wisconsin

Wednesday, March 2, 202218 takes

Live from Madison fresh off the court storming the guys recap a wild night at the Wisconsin Purdue game. MLB is dead, Jake was wrong(-). Hot seat cool throne talking Ja Morant, baseball, and the magic of uncrustables(-).Duncan and Davis Reed talk about the NBA season, Heat Culture, and his podcast(-). Aidan Hutchinson preps for the combine and the NFL draft(-). Higher education answers your questions about college life(-)

Duncan Robinson and Aidan Hutchinson on NBA Culture and the NFL Draft

Big Cat and PFT Commenter are coming to you live from the basketball offices in Madison, Wisconsin, fresh off storming the court after the Badgers clinched the Big Ten regular-season title. The energy is high, the chest paint is smearing, and Big Cat is officially claiming a spot on the team after being invited on stage to give a victory speech. While the guys bask in the glow of live sports, they make sure to take a victory lap against Jake Marsh, who notoriously left Wisconsin out of his preseason bracket.

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Mar 2, 2022
#18274
Big CatBig Cat

Wisconsin will probably be a two-seed in the 2022 NCAA tournament

now we're sitting here in the call center and they're a two seed, probably a two seed. At least I don't want him to be a one seed. That's too much pressure.

Wisconsin ultimately received a 3-seed in the 2022 NCAA Tournament Midwest region.

Hot Seat Cool Throne and MLB Chaos

Hank is officially in his corporate era, showing up in a suit and catching heat for his phonetic reading skills. After a particularly rough attempt at pronouncing Jakob Poeltl, the guys moved on to the absolute heater Ja Morant is currently on. PFT thinks we are witnessing the rise of a new face of the league.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ja Morant has become the most likable young player in the NBA

I also think that Ja Morant has become maybe the most likable player, the most likable youngster in the NBA.

At the time of the take (March 2022), this was a consensus view; however, subsequent off-court controversies changed public perception significantly.

Meanwhile, the Zion Williamson situation in New Orleans has reached a point of parody. With Zion still sidelined and the Grizzlies thriving, Big Cat offered a unique strategy for the Pelicans' big man to regain his dominance.

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Big CatBig Cat

Zion Williamson is a better player when he is fat

I'm going to say something controversial. I think that Zion Williamson is a better player when he's fat. I want him to get fat. Well, in fact, well he D he doesn't play right now. He's a better players to get fatter. Yeah. He just needs to get so fat that they roll them out there.

This is a subjective and satirical claim about performance vs. weight.

On the Hot Seat, Hugh Jackson is facing scrutiny for more than just his coaching hires at Grambling. After a series of defensive tweets from his foundation's account, Big Cat thinks the paper trail looks a little more than suspicious.

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Big CatBig Cat

Hugh Jackson is using his foundation to commit tax fraud

You know exactly what [Hugh Jackson] is doing. He's giving money to a foundation that you can write off and then paying probably his wife and then giving $4,000 away... tax fraud. ... [He] is Side-Show Bob stepping into rakes.

While the foundation's spending was criticized by journalists, there were no formal tax fraud convictions resulting from this specific news cycle.

Duncan Robinson on Heat Culture

Duncan Robinson and his co-host Davis Reed joined the show to talk about the Miami Heat’s surge to the top of the Eastern Conference. Duncan breaks down what "Heat Culture" actually looks like behind closed doors, noting that Pat Riley and Erik Spoelstra have created an environment where accountability is the only currency. They also addressed the infamous Juwan Howard handshake line incident, with Big Cat offering a blunt assessment of the Michigan coach's temper.

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Mar 2, 2022
#24613
Big CatBig Cat

Juwan Howard needs anger management

I actually don't think anyone who said Juwan Howard should be fired was an idiot. I actually do think he needs anger management.

This is a subjective assessment of personal character and coaching conduct.

Duncan also touched on the struggles of being a professional shooter. He went through a brutal slump earlier this season and had to deal with the "podcast curse" noise from fans. He made it very clear that his off-court hobbies aren't the reason the ball wasn't dropping.

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Mar 2, 2022
#24614
Duncan RobinsonDuncan Robinson

Anyone who thinks my shooting slumps are related to my podcasting is an idiot

I always on my podcast say like anybody who thinks that my shooting is related to how much I'm doing a podcast is a fucking [idiot]... if you think that me stepping aside for 45 minutes a week to do a podcast [is the cause]... guys are doing whatever they're doing... hours and hours streaming video games.

The causal link between a weekly 45-minute recording and professional shooting percentages is impossible to prove or disprove.

Aidan Hutchinson Preps for the Draft

Potential number-one overall pick Aidan Hutchinson stopped by to talk about his legendary final season at Michigan. He described the shift in culture under Jim Harbaugh that led to finally beating Ohio State—a game PFT believes the entire program was engineered specifically to win.

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Mar 2, 2022
#24616
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 2021 Michigan team was built specifically to win one game against Ohio State

It's kind of something that I had thought at times... your team was built to win one football game against Ohio State. And it's built under the assumption that if we're able to beat Ohio State, then the rest we can take care of.

Aidan Hutchinson confirms that the mindset and drills (like the 'Beat Ohio' drill) were specifically designed for that rivalry.

As he prepares for the NFL Combine, the guys gave Aidan some veteran advice on how to handle the bizarre interview process. Big Cat and PFT suggested he lead with some power moves to keep teams like the Giants on their toes. When asked about his on-field mentality, Aidan kept it simple when comparing himself to the other predators in the jungle.

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Mar 2, 2022
#18280
Aidan HutchinsonAidan Hutchinson

A lion would beat a jaguar in a fight

I feel like a lion, right? King of the jungle? Yeah. They're way bigger.

Male lions are significantly larger (up to 420-550 lbs) than jaguars (up to 210-350 lbs) and are generally considered the superior fighter in such a hypothetical matchup.

To wrap up, the guys take some listener questions in a special "Higher Education" segment. They offer advice on how to navigate college life while staying as lazy as possible, with Big Cat providing the definitive blueprint for graduating without ever actually opening a textbook.

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Big CatBig Cat

To graduate college, you either have to read the book or go to class—you don't have to do both

the tip I always give is I would either read the book or go to class one or the other, you pick one or the other and you'll be fine. I would either go like, if I didn't want to read the book, I'd go to every single class. If I didn't feel like going to class, I'd read every single book on the list because they basically give you all the answers in college.

This is subjective life advice regarding academic strategy.

Just remember, if you're struggling with your math midterms, you're probably just one

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HankHank

I am a phonetic reader, so Jakob Poeltl's name is Jacob Puddle

We've learned on the show—I am a phonetic reader. Jacob Puddle. I said Yaka Pearl. I'm seeing Yaka Patil. Either way, he told me her name.

The joke is correct about Hank's reading style, but 'Jacob Puddle' is obviously not the correct pronunciation of Jakob Poeltl.
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Big CatBig Cat

Kyler Murray will go play baseball when he's 28 years old

It's wild. I don't know how this, I mean, yeah, they're going to pay him and then he's going to be upset and he's going to be more upset and they're not going to win. He's going to be more upset. And then he's going to, I feel like when he's like 28, he's gonna be like, I'm going to go play baseball.

Kyler Murray turned 28 in August 2025 and did not leave to play baseball. He suffered a lisfranc injury in Week 5 and was shut down for the season, but remained an NFL player with the Cardinals.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Derek Jeter sabotaged the Marlins on purpose

I, you know what I agree with Marlins man. Yeah. I think Jeter fucked up the Marlins on purpose.

There is no evidence Jeter sabotaged the team on purpose; it's a humorous conspiracy take.
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Mar 2, 2022
#18278
Duncan RobinsonDuncan Robinson

Handshake lines in college athletics are outdated and should be removed

and shake lines in general for college athletics is, I mean, it's just like, it's outdated. ... what do you expect after a heated, competitive game sportsmanship, but we got rid of them with COVID and I think that should have just been like the [end].

This is an opinion on sports tradition and etiquette.
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Mar 2, 2022
#18279
Duncan RobinsonDuncan Robinson

Bronny James could probably start for Williams College as a 16-year-old

somebody was just asking me, honestly, I'm not, I'm not qualified to speak on it. I'm not tapped into high school basketball... [but] I'm going to say, I'm gonna say probably just for like just sheer athleticism from, you know, I've had the, the Williams debate a lot division three basketball.

Bronny James went on to be a high-major D1 recruit at USC and was drafted into the NBA, so starting at a D3 school is almost certainly accurate.
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Mar 2, 2022
#24615
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The best kicker for a football team would be someone who is extremely dumb

I said that like the dumbest kicker that you could ever find would be great for a football team. Cause you never, you never get in your own head. He just doesn't even understand the moment, you know, it's just like, doesn't even register.

This is a psychological theory about 'the yips' that cannot be definitively proven.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

English literature majors can graduate college without attending in-person classes

Problem is now that I have actually have in-person classes, I just don't go because I'm too used to smoking weed and playing video games. So I was just wondering if I can graduate without going to class for the rest of my college career... Yeah, you sure can. It's called being an English major.

This is a humorous generalization about the English major.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

You often learn more by cheating in college than you do by actually reading

I'm also a big fan of just the grind set in general... sometimes you learn more by cheating and learning how to pass that way than you would actually learn from reading.

This is a philosophical claim about practical skill acquisition versus academic learning.
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Big CatBig Cat

Tim Tebow was a virgin when he won the Heisman Trophy

Tim Tebow was a virgin and he won the Heisman Trophy.

Tebow famously confirmed his virginity during his college and early NFL years.

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