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Game 3 W/ Kirk Goldsberry, Danny Woodhead, And Hank Parties With Guy Fieri

Friday, June 10, 202217 takes

We start with Hank’s night on the Wood for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Sitting on Paul Pierce’s phone, and partying with Guy Fieri. (-) We talk LIV Golf and the Rams never stop spending. (-) Kirk Goldsberry joined us immediately after Game 3 to break it down and talk adjustments for Game 4. (-) Our good friend Danny Woodhead joins to talk about being 36 holes away from the US Open and his crazy golf career the last couple of years. (-) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week. (-)

Hank on the Wood, Kirk Goldsberry’s Game 3 Reaction, and Danny Woodhead

The Celtics took care of business in Game 3, but the real story of the night was Henry Lockwood. Hank spent the evening sitting courtside on the wood, pump-faking basketballs, and eventually finding himself at the club with Guy Fieri. Between sitting on Paul Pierce’s top 75 jacket and nearly stealing his phone, it was a career night for the most famous person on the podcast. Big Cat and PFT were mesmerized by Hank's television presence, specifically his ability to catch a deflected ball and immediately look like he was ready to pull up from the corner. While the Warriors had their trademark third-quarter surge, the Celtics' physicality was simply too much.

Loss
Jun 10, 2022
#21777
Big CatBig Cat

I'm convinced the Celtics are simply the better team and the only team that can beat them is themselves

I'm convinced now the Celtics just the better team. The only, the only team that can beat the Celtics is the Celtics. Like they have to beat themselves.

This turned out to be famously incorrect as the Warriors won the next three games straight to win the title, proving they were the better, more experienced team.

Big Cat is fully out on Golden State at this point, convinced that Boston’s size and hustle have turned the tide for good. Even with Steph Curry and Klay Thompson finding their rhythm simultaneously for stretches, the gap in depth feels wider than ever. Hank, ever the pessimist regarding his own team's ability to avoid a collapse, still sees a long road ahead even if the trophy feels close.

Win
Jun 10, 2022
#21775
HankHank

The Celtics would have won by now if they didn't constantly throw up stinkers and let down in the third quarter

The Celtics, like what they have gotten better at over the season... they still do it to an extent it happened in the third quarter as they just we'll just let down. And all of a sudden they have terrible runs... they just throw up stinkers. I think that's been, it's been the most, it was like this in Milwaukee series, like this, the Miami series.

The Celtics did have a tendency to lose leads and play inconsistent stretches, famously blowing several big leads in this specific Finals series before ultimately losing to the Warriors.

Beyond the hardwood, the conversation shifted to the landscape of professional golf. With the LIV tour officially launching, the guys checked in on their friend Brooks Koepka, who has been causing a stir on social media with some cryptic emoji usage. Big Cat isn't buying the rumors just yet, believing Brooks is just leaning into the chaos for the engagement.

Loss
Jun 10, 2022
#2577
Big CatBig Cat

Brooks Koepka is just messing with everyone and won't join LIV

Brooks, he did the eyeballs emojis. It actually was a good test run for us just in case any of our friends do joined the live tour because the part of my take group chat Brooks was fucking with everyone. He's not joining the live tour.

Incorrect. Brooks Koepka joined LIV Golf on June 22, 2022, shortly after this episode.

Kirk Goldsberry joined the show immediately following the final buzzer of Game 3 to provide some actual basketball expertise. Kirk noted that Boston essentially "trucked" the Warriors, doubling their points in the paint from the previous game and asserting their physical will. The discussion naturally turned to who is actually leading the race for Finals MVP between Jayson Tatum and Jaylen brown. While Jaylen provides the spark, Kirk thinks the voters will look at the guy steering the ship.

Loss
Jun 10, 2022
#2582
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

Jayson Tatum is the safer bet for Finals MVP

I'm going Jayson Tatum folks... I think Jayson Tatum is going to win the MVP because the Celtics are only, I don't want a series of Jayson Tatum has a few more good games and his passing in particular guys has been great... He's just slightly more complete and slightly more important to the Celtic success.

Incorrect. The Celtics lost the series, and Steph Curry won MVP. Even if they won, Jaylen Brown was often viewed as their most consistent player this series.

Looking ahead to the rest of the series, the consensus is that the Warriors are fighting an uphill battle against a team that is just bigger and stronger at every position. PFT is even rooting for a specific scenario that would break the sports media world: the Celtics winning the title while Steph Curry takes home the individual hardware.

Loss
Jun 10, 2022
#2587
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Steph Curry should win Finals MVP even if the Warriors lose the series

I'm hoping that we get a Celtic series win and Steph Curry gets his first finals MVP out of that. That would be the ultimate threading the needle.

Incorrect, as Curry won but his team also won the series.

Our good friend Danny Woodhead also called in to recap his incredible run at US Open qualifying. Danny was only 36 holes away from the big stage, and while he fell just short in the final round, the feat of an NFL running back competing with PGA pros after only a few years of serious golfing is insane. Danny broke down the four holes that cost him, admitting he played a bit too much "defense" early on instead of attacking the greens. Big Cat isn't deterred and is ready to put his money on Danny making the field in the future.

Open
Jun 10, 2022
#2596
Big CatBig Cat

Danny Woodhead will eventually play in a US Open

I'll put my money on you someday being in a U.S. Open. I wouldn't, you know, betting against Danny Woodhead in like his will to [succeed].

Pending. Woodhead continues to play high-level amateur golf but hasn't qualified for the major yet.

To wrap up the show, the guys got into a heated Fyre Fest of the week. Billy Football is currently in a legal battle with Chipotle and DoorDash after a ghost delivery left him eating ice cream for dinner. Meanwhile, Big Cat is already looking past the NBA and moving his gambling focus toward the diamond, eyeing a potential New York showdown in October.

Loss
Jun 10, 2022·Fyre Fest
#2600
Big CatBig Cat

I'm betting on a Subway Series between the Mets and Yankees in the World Series

I'm putting in subway series, future. The Mets and the Yankees to meet in the world series. I think it's 14 to one... I just want to see it in this office and the chaos that ensues.

Incorrect. The Yankees reached the ALCS but were swept by the Astros. The Mets lost in the Wild Card round.

Hank still hasn't won the lottery ball, but at least he has the Mayor of Flavortown on speed dial now.

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Win
Jun 10, 2022
#2574
HankHank

There will definitely be a Game 6 in the NBA Finals

I do think there will be a game six, unfortunately. Very scared about game four.

Correct. The series went to 6 games, with the Warriors winning in Boston.
Push
Jun 10, 2022
#21776
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Warriors are impossible to beat if Steph Curry and Klay Thompson both have a night where they're 'on' from start to finish

If those two guys make all their shots, if they get to a night where they're both on, then they're pretty much impossible to beat. It doesn't matter how good the Celtics can play... but they're not going to be able to do that. Like that's not, it's impossible for them to sustain that type of basketball.

While Klay was inconsistent, Steph had a legendary series (including 43 points in Game 4) that ultimately proved the Warriors were not only beatable but capable of outplaying the Celtics' defense.
Win
Jun 10, 2022
#21778
HankHank

The Warriors need their role players to contribute if they want to win any more games in the Finals

They need their role players. If they're going to win games. It's like Steph, I mean, cause Steph and clay are the only ones that can score, but if they just do them up, like it's, I think they should win.

The Warriors did get key contributions from Wiggins, Looney, and GP2 in the final games, validating the idea that they needed more than just the Splash Brothers.
Loss
Jun 10, 2022
#2575
Big CatBig Cat

The Celtics are simply the better team and the Warriors cannot beat them

I have now like game three, show me that the best, the best version of the Celtics, the warriors can not be. I'm being honest. That's just my honest take on it.

Incorrect. The Warriors won the next three games in a row to win the series 4-2.
Void
Jun 10, 2022
#2576
HankHank

I'm actually into watching the LIV Golf tour

I mean, if a fan, like I'm watching it... it's entertaining. I can't, I'm not gonna sit here and say, it's not.

Subjective opinion on entertainment.
Loss
Jun 10, 2022
#2579
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL salary cap isn't actually enforced and the league just sends 'strongly worded letters' to teams over the limit

My theory is that the NFL just said, okay, we're going to make a salary cap... but they don't actually have a guy that's tracking it and enforcing actual penalties... They just send a strongly worded letter saying you are currently $2 million over the salary cap... and then they just never follow up on that.

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The NFL salary cap is strictly enforced with actual fines, draft pick forfeitures, and contract voiding; the Rams simply use clever accounting and restructures.
Loss
Jun 10, 2022
#2592
Big CatBig Cat

If the Celtics win the series 10 times, they win it 8 times

I think the Celtic surge is the only thing that can stop the self is this point of the Celtics, but they have to beat themselves... I would say if you play this series 10 times, the Celtics win it eight times.

The Warriors won 4-2, winning three straight after this take, suggesting the Warriors were actually the better team.
Void
Jun 10, 2022
#21779
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Danny Woodhead makes the cut in a US Open, I will shave every hair off my body

If you make the cut it's every hair. If you make the U.S. Open, I'll cut my hair into like regular lengths.

Danny Woodhead never actually made the field of a US Open, so the condition for the body-shaving was never met.
Loss
Jun 10, 2022·Fyre Fest
#2603
Big CatBig Cat

The Warriors are dead

My fire Fest is obviously a, the warriors is dead. I truly believe that.

Incorrect. The Warriors won the title 4-2.
Loss
Jun 10, 2022·Numbers
#21780
Billy FootballBilly Football

Orangutans regularly take hostages for food

Orangutans regularly take hostages for food.

While orangutans are highly intelligent and have been observed using tools and manipulative behaviors, 'regularly taking hostages' is an anthropomorphic exaggeration of opportunistic or aggressive behavior.

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