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George Kittle, The Big Show, Grit Week 2020 Livestream & Spongebob Table Read

Friday, July 31, 202012 takes

Grit Week 2020 is in the books and we’re taping off a 24 hour livestream. Recapping dumbest moments and the fact the we basically had a grade school sleepover for work. (-) Joe Kelly, NBA is back and Patrick Mahomes somehow got picked 4th overall.(-) Fyre Fest of the Week.(-) 49ers George Kittle joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, the Super Bowl, and Grit. (-)The Big Show joins the show to talk about his wrestling career, heel turning, and having a cameo in The Thong Song. (-1) We finish with a Spongebob Table Reading from 8 am (-)

George Kittle, The Big Show, and the 24-Hour Grit Week Livestream Recap

Grit Week 2020 has officially reached its peak, or perhaps its valley, as Big Cat and PFT recorded this episode at the tail end of a 24-hour livestream. The delirium is palpable. Between Big Cat eating 24 hot dogs and Billy Football running a marathon on a whim, the collective brain cells of the group were hanging on by a thread. The stream featured everything from getting Tim Allen trending for no reason to Billy nearly destroying the office furniture in a fit of caffeine-induced strength.

The State of the Game and the Bubble

While the guys were mostly trying to keep their eyes open, they managed to squeeze in some reactions to the sports world finally returning. Between the NBA restart and the release of new games, there was plenty to complain about. Big Cat, specifically, is not a fan of the direction the premier football simulation is heading, longing for the days when you could actually tell what was happening on the screen.

Void
Jul 31, 2020
#8102
Big CatBig Cat

The movements in the new Madden are too jerky and unrealistic

The new Madden sucks... the movements my eyes cannot understand the movements. They are all herky-jerky. I don't understand how the players move in that game. It's too hard to play because the kids grow up playing those games that have higher frame rates... these games have gotten too realistic. Give me some glitches. Give me some weird shit.

The quality of Madden games is a perennial debate in the gaming community, making this a classic subjective take.

The conversation shifted to the NBA's return in Orlando. PFT pointed out the incredible butterfly effect of the last few months, noting that the entire existence of the bubble can be traced back to one specific moment in March.

Win
Jul 31, 2020
#8104
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 2020 NBA bubble would never have happened without Rudy Gobert's positive test

How crazy is it to think back to March that Rudy Gobert testing positive probably led to this bubble being created. We probably would never have Bubble life... the the Butterfly effect from that one test. The ripples will be felt for centuries.

Gobert's positive test did trigger the immediate suspension of the season, which eventually led to the bubble concept, though the connection is causal.

They also discussed the validity of this upcoming championship. According to Big Cat, the criteria for whether this season "counts" is actually quite simple and depends entirely on one man in Los Angeles.

Win
Jul 31, 2020
#8105
Big CatBig Cat

The 2020 NBA season only counts if LeBron James wins it

Does the season count? Yeah, not as LeBron wins, correct. Good answer, great answer.

LeBron and the Lakers did win the 2020 NBA championship, making the take 'correct' in the context of the satirical condition.

George Kittle on Wizard Coaches and Joker Mentality

Friend of the program George Kittle joined the show to discuss the 49ers' Super Bowl hangover and his place in the NFL hierarchy. Fresh off being ranked number seven in the NFL Top 100, Kittle remains the most enthusiastic guy in the league. He gave us a peek behind the curtain of Kyle Shanahan's genius, explaining how the head coach can basically see the future during game prep.

Win
Jul 31, 2020
#27756
George KittleGeorge Kittle

Kyle Shanahan is a wizard who can predict exactly when defenders will hold based on the formation

I said the dude's a wizard. [Kyle Shanahan] said that like when he installed the play on Thursday for a third down play. He has looked when they get misformed like we're in this formation and this guy covers you he always holds so just push him inside and break out. He's gonna hold you and I was like, all right, sounds good. And then it happened.

Shanahan is widely regarded as one of the best offensive minds in football, supporting Kittle's 'wizard' label.

Kittle also opened up about the mental side of the game and why he sports the Joker tattoo. For him, the physical tools are just the baseline, and the real game is played entirely within the helmet.

Void
Jul 31, 2020
#27757
George KittleGeorge Kittle

90% of football is played above the shoulders; the mental side separates elite players

The Joker tattoo for me football. I think it's like 10% your physical abilities because everyone in the NFL is like an All-American football player. They're all the best high school football player best player on their team. And so what can Elevate you to the next level is, you know, I think 90% of the game is played above your shoulders just in your head like the mental side of it.

Before letting him go, Kittle made a bold claim about his current speed. Despite being a few years removed from his pre-draft training, he’s confident that his "man strength" and hitting puberty late would actually result in a better track time today.

Void
Jul 31, 2020
#8108
George KittleGeorge Kittle

I would run a faster 40-yard dash time today than I did at the NFL Combine

I know for a fact, I'd run a faster time right now for sure not even close. I think most... I hit puberty like age 23, I swear and so like I could definitely run faster now.

This is a common sentiment among veterans who optimize their bodies, but without a literal re-test, it remains an unverified claim.

The Big Show’s Toughest Opponents

Wrestling legend The Big Show called in to talk about his new Netflix series and his legendary career in the ring. He's a man who has played both the hero and the villain more times than anyone can count, but he admitted that he always felt more comfortable being the guy the fans wanted to boo.

Void
Jul 31, 2020
#27758
TB
The Big Show

I prefer being a heel over a face because it's easier to tell a visual story of overcoming a predator

I like being a heel more. I think it's easier for me. I can tell that visual story of we've all understand that it's in our it's in our DNA our genetics we Understand overcoming larger predators and you know David versus Goliath all the stories that we've heard. So when I have that much size, it can influence that pressure.

Having spent decades in the ring with the biggest names in the industry, Show gave us his Mount Rushmore of toughness. When it comes to guys who can perform through absolute agony, three names stand above the rest.

Win
Jul 31, 2020
#27759
TB
The Big Show

John Cena, The Undertaker, and Kane are the three toughest wrestlers I've ever seen

There's three guys that come to mind. One is Undertaker, two is Kane, and the other one is John Cena. I've seen John Cena wrestle with a torn cornea. I've seen him he had neck surgery in Pittsburgh at 11 a.m. At 5 p.m. He came by the arena to say Hi to everyone... it's another level that guys like that set the bar to.

The story of John Cena's rapid recovery from surgery is a well-documented part of WWE lore.

Billy’s Culinary Nightmare and SpongeBob History

The recap wouldn't be complete without addressing the absolute biological warfare Billy Football conducted in the office kitchen. Billy’s approach to cooking is much like his approach to life: chaotic and involving a lot of unnecessary fluids. He lives by a strict code when he's behind the stove.

Void
Jul 31, 2020
#8103
Billy FootballBilly Football

Everything is an ingredient and every meal needs beer

Billy has three rules as a cook. Rule number one is they're all ingredients. That's his saying when you say Billy what the fuck are you doing right now that smells and looks terribly says they're all ingredients. Dude. Number two is let the meat talk. So that means just don't put any seasoning on any meat just Talk and number three is every meal cooked needs beer. So that Billy can drink it.

These are Billy's personal rules for cooking, which were demonstrated to produce objectively poor results during the stream.

We wrapped up the madness with a table read of the classic SpongeBob "Pizza Delivery" episode. Seeing Big Cat and PFT attempt to find their inner Squidward while nearly hallucinating from sleep deprivation is the kind of high-art content you can only find during Grit Week.

Go take a nap, you've earned it.

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More Takes

Void
Jul 31, 2020
#20611
Big CatBig Cat

Hank thought the word superlatives was super relatives

Hank thought the words superlatives was super relatives.

Super Relatives is, objectively, an upgrade. They should petition Merriam-Webster.
Win
Jul 31, 2020
#8106
Big CatBig Cat

The Houston Astros have to expect to be hit by pitches for a while

But if there were someone to get beaned in the head to be the Astros... the Astros also have to kind of expect if bad things are going to probably happen to him for a little bit of time.

The Astros were indeed the most hit team in baseball for a period following the scandal reveal.
Void
Jul 31, 2020
#8107
Big CatBig Cat

Patrick Mahomes should be number one on the NFL Top 100

I like Aaron Donald's the guy that you put ahead of Patrick Mahomes to remind everybody that you watch football. They watch the tapes like well Aaron Donald's really the best player. Yeah, which he's awesome. Don't get me wrong, but I don't And then Russell Wilson also very good player, but come on Patrick Mahomes is coming out. Like what more does a guy need to do? Nothing? He's our number-one.

Mahomes is widely considered the best player in football, and the 2020 ranking was heavily criticized.

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