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The movements in the new Madden are too jerky and unrealistic

The new Madden sucks... the movements my eyes cannot understand the movements. They are all herky-jerky. I don't understand how the players move in that game. It's too hard to play because the kids grow up playing those games that have higher frame rates... these games have gotten too realistic. Give me some glitches. Give me some weird shit.

The quality of Madden games is a perennial debate in the gaming community, making this a classic subjective take.

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Jul 31, 2020
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Hank thought the word superlatives was super relatives

Hank thought the words superlatives was super relatives.

Super Relatives is, objectively, an upgrade. They should petition Merriam-Webster.
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Jul 31, 2020
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Everything is an ingredient and every meal needs beer

Billy has three rules as a cook. Rule number one is they're all ingredients. That's his saying when you say Billy what the fuck are you doing right now that smells and looks terribly says they're all ingredients. Dude. Number two is let the meat talk. So that means just don't put any seasoning on any meat just Talk and number three is every meal cooked needs beer. So that Billy can drink it.

These are Billy's personal rules for cooking, which were demonstrated to produce objectively poor results during the stream.
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Jul 31, 2020
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The 2020 NBA bubble would never have happened without Rudy Gobert's positive test

How crazy is it to think back to March that Rudy Gobert testing positive probably led to this bubble being created. We probably would never have Bubble life... the the Butterfly effect from that one test. The ripples will be felt for centuries.

Gobert's positive test did trigger the immediate suspension of the season, which eventually led to the bubble concept, though the connection is causal.

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The Chargers' game against the Raiders is a must-win

The Chargers might have the most must-win game of all time playing the Raiders with the schedule they have. If they don't win this week, it's over.

The Chargers' season outcome and whether the loss effectively ended their season had not been resolved at the time of the episode.
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Texas won; Ohio State choked

I'll say Texas win, Ryan Day choke. The play calling, I don't know, maybe they got too conservative. I think they probably did.

This is a retrospective interpretation of the game rather than a purely objective claim; assigning primary blame is subjective.
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Oregon is probably out if it loses to USC

The USC game will be massive. If Oregon loses that game, they're probably out.

Oregon's playoff status after the USC game was still unresolved at the time of the episode.