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Giants Offensive Lineman Marshall Newhouse and Justin Pugh (and Eli Manning) 09/26/16

Monday, September 26, 201610 takes

Week 3 NFL recap is live and the guys are playing injured. Tiger Woods Memorial who's back of the week ( - ). Football Guy of the week ( - ). Giants Offensive Lineman Justin Pugh and Marshall Newhouse join the show to talk about funniest QB in the league, College days, Coughlin stories, and a call to Eli Manning ( - ). Segments include "Just Chill Out Man" for Jason Whitlock, "Respect The Biz" for Michael Wilbon, "Thoughts and Prayers", "People vs The Sun", and a very special "Stay Woke"

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chicago Bears are the worst team in the NFL

The Bears are the worst team in the NFL... No, they are. I said that. It was a definitive statement I said.

The Bears finished 3-13, which was the third-worst record in the league. The Cleveland Browns (1-15) and San Francisco 49ers (2-14) were statistically worse.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

The Sam Bradford trade was a win for both the Vikings and the Eagles

I was the biggest winner because I said that it was a great trade for the Vikings and a great trade for the Eagles because the Eagles can now start Carson Wentz, who I believed in, and the Vikings now have Sam Bradford as a higher ceiling than whoever they were going to start.

While the Vikings collapsed and missed the playoffs, Sam Bradford had a statistically solid year. The Eagles secured their franchise QB in Wentz, making the trade generally regarded as successful for them.
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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings have the best defense in the NFL

But seriously, though, the Vikings look awesome. Their defense, I mean, best defense in the league. Probably.

The Vikings finished 6th in points allowed and 3rd in yards allowed in 2016. While elite, they weren't definitively #1 (the Broncos and Texans were ranked higher in several metrics).

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016·Who's Back
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Miami Hurricanes are officially 'back'

The U is back. Of Miami. Okay. The U is back. They have three huge wins against Florida A&M, Florida Atlantic, and Appalachian State. So 3-0 to start the season. I think they're definitely back.

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Miami finished the season 9-4. While a good season, it didn't signal a return to their championship-level glory days.

Football Guy Of The Week

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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016·Football Guy of the Week
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Big CatBig Cat

LSU will win their first game under Ed Orgeron because of the 'interim coach boost'

There's no chance that LSU doesn't win their next game. Coach O, he's the fiery guy.

LSU beat Missouri 42-7 in Coach O's first game as interim head coach.

Interview

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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016
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Justin PughJustin Pugh

Wawa is significantly better than Sheetz

I prefer Wawa over Sheetz, but I'm not knocking Sheetz at all... Wawa is just a part of me. So when you go there and you eat it, it just tastes right.

Subjective taste preference between regional convenience stores.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016
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Marshall NewhouseMarshall Newhouse

Skyline Chili is garbage

Cincinnati Bengals, Skyline Chili. Garbage. Yes. Thank you. It's the worst... I asked people in Cincinnati, what's the deal with the skyline? ... It's greasy drunk food.

Subjective opinion on a highly polarizing food item.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016
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Marshall NewhouseMarshall Newhouse

Flossing is a myth and doesn't actually help your teeth

I don't floss. You guys heard flossing is not – yeah it doesn't do shit... It's a myth... It was on the internet. Dude, there was an article about it. Four to five dentists recommend you not floss.

While a 2016 Associated Press report highlighted a lack of long-term randomized trials, the ADA and medical consensus still strongly recommend flossing for gum health.
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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016
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Eli ManningEli Manning

Peyton Manning will not sign with the New England Patriots

Hard no. [Peyton Manning signing with the Patriots is a] hard no.

Peyton Manning never signed with the Patriots and remained retired.

Stay Woke

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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2016·Stay Woke
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Big CatBig Cat

The Auburn girl getting hit in the face by a football was a staged video

I think it was planned. Obviously, she still got the ball off her face, but there's a second video of someone videotaping her behind her. That seems too convenient... I said in the text, I was like, I don't know how, but I know.

The girl, Ashley Ward, later explained she was simply trying to catch it and the second video was from a friend; there is no evidence it was staged.