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Heisman Trophy Winner Joe Burrow, Week 15 Fastest 2 Minutes And Recap

Monday, December 16, 201912 takes

Week 15 fastest 2 minutes ( - ). We recap every game from Sunday. The Bills are back in the playoffs, the Patriots made it for the 11th season in a row. Jameis Winston is a Hall of Famer and we feel bad for the Lions. The Texans take control of the AFC South, and the Bears killed Big Cat again. Everyone forgot about the Chiefs, Eli farewell, Urban Meyer to the Redskins? Seahawks Panthers happened. The Blackhole had a horrible ending. Freddie Kitchens did it again but at least he knows how weeks work. Vikings basically let the Chargers lose for themselves and the Cowboys played their perfect game ( - ). Who's back of the week ( - ) and then we welcome on Heisman Trophy Winner Joe Burrow. We talk to Joe about his recruitment to LSU, the whirlwind of this past year, Coach O stories and more.  ( - 1)

Recap

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Jameis Winston is a Hall of Famer

He's a Hall of Famer. No one else has done that [throw back-to-back 450-plus yard games].

Winston's career took a significant turn into backup roles and he has never come close to Hall of Fame consideration.
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The Lions are the worst franchise in the NFL

The Lions are the worst franchise in the NFL. And I feel really bad for Lions fans, even though I root for a team in their division... They have one single playoff win in the Super Bowl era.

While subjective, the Lions had the fewest playoff wins of any team for decades until their 2023 season run.
Loss
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Aaron Rodgers sucks now

I think Aaron Rodgers sucks. I think Aaron Rodgers sucks now. Aaron Rodgers looks like... a shell of himself... By Aaron Rodgers saying we're going to win ugly, he's getting out in front of the story so no one is drawing attention to the fact that he sucks now.

Rodgers won the NFL MVP award in both the 2020 and 2021 seasons immediately following this take.
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The Chiefs are the forgotten team in the AFC and will be dangerous in January

It does feel like the Chiefs are kind of the forgotten team in the AFC... This is the team that I feel like we're going to get to January. I'm like, oh, yeah, remember the Chiefs?

The Chiefs went on to win Super Bowl LIV this season.
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Eli Manning should retire now after his win against the Dolphins

I don't think he should play next week or the week after. He should go out like this. He won. It felt good.

Eli Manning did retire after this season, and the Dolphins win was his final victory as a starter.
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Saquon Barkley misses out on easy yards because he tries to hit home runs

Sometimes he just doesn't get the easy yards. He's one of those guys. He tries to hit a home run every time. He tries to juke everyone out, like, just go forward, dude.

This remained a common scouting critique of Barkley for several years before he adjusted his style with the Giants and later the Eagles.
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Urban Meyer would be a bad NFL head coach

Urban Meyer in the NFL makes no sense to me... He would be bad. He would die... Urban Meyer would be Saban in the NFL. No different.

Urban Meyer's actual NFL coaching career with the Jaguars was an unmitigated disaster and he was fired mid-season.
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Miles Sanders is the Eagles' best skill player on offense

Miles Sanders is that guy now. He's their best player on offense... besides probably Zach Ertz.

Sanders had over 1,300 yards from scrimmage as a rookie, making him arguably the most dynamic weapon for Philly that year.
Loss
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Zion Williamson is a Duke bust

Might be out for the whole year. Jesus Christ, dude. Bust. Fucking bust. Another Duke bust.

Zion Williamson became a multi-time All-Star. While injuries have hampered his career, calling him a 'bust' is factually incorrect based on performance.
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The Browns should trade Odell Beckham for offensive line help

I don't know what Odell Beckham's contract is, but they have to move on from that... If you could trade Odell Beckham for pieces that would make your line better, you'd have to do it.

The Browns eventually moved on from OBJ mid-season in 2021, though not directly for offensive linemen.

Interview

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Skyline Chili is disgusting

I hate that stuff. It's not real chili. It's just sauce... Cincinnati's going to hate me, but I hate that stuff.

Purely subjective food opinion, but legendary given his eventual drafting by the Bengals.
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I am hoping to run a 4.6 40-yard dash

I'm hoping to hit 4-6. That would be blazing for me.

Burrow did not run the 40-yard dash at the 2020 NFL Combine or his Pro Day due to focus on positional drills and recovery.