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JJ Watt, Sixers Get Whomped By The Celtics, Max's Soul Patch Reveal + NBA/NHL Playoffs

Monday, May 15, 202322 takes

The Celtics have killed the process. Jayson Tatum's incredible Game 7. Max joins with his fresh new soul patch and we talk about Embiid/Doc/Harden failing yet again (-). Lebron James is insane and the Lakers have a date with the Nuggets (-). The Knicks tried and Heat/Celtics is on (-). Hockey playoffs and we're now Krakheads (-). Who's back of the week including Ja Morant and Big Cat is now a Father of 3 (-). JJ Watt joins us in studio to talk about his purchase of Burnley, meeting Frank the Tank, Missing Football and more (-). We finish with an update on the Lottery Ball machine after Friday's demise (-).

JJ Watt on Burnley and Retirement, Sixers' Collapse, and Max’s Soul Patch

The vibes in the studio were at an all-time polarized high today. Hank is walking on sunshine after the Celtics absolutely dismantled the 76ers in Game 7, while Max is living in a personal hell involving a Game 7 blowout, the death of the Process, and a very questionable soul patch. Jayson Tatum put up 51 points and looked like the player the guys have been begging him to be for years.

Void
May 15, 2023
#9008
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jayson Tatum officially has a 'dog' in him after Game 7

I think the real winner in this series should be us for saying that Jayson Tatum is the best player on the court and he needs to get a dog. We were dog used dog salesman adoption counselors and we set up a tent outside Jayson Tatum's house. And he adopted a dog from us. He's got a dog now.

Subjective sports analysis about a player's mentality.

Big Cat was quick to point out that when Tatum is aggressive, he’s essentially untouchable, even when the league MVP is on the other side of the floor.

Void
May 15, 2023
#9010
Big CatBig Cat

Jayson Tatum is a top five player in the NBA

I think Jayson Tatum is a phenomenal, phenomenal basketball player, top five player. There are times when he floats and isn't aggressive and it drives me insane. Cause this is the type of guy that should go and take a series and that's exactly what he did.

General ranking of NBA players is subjective.

Speaking of that MVP, the conversation turned to the catastrophic failure of the 76ers. Max was forced to sit in the booth and watch his season go up in flames while wearing a fresh soul patch he lost in a bet. Between Doc Rivers losing his tenth Game 7 and James Harden disappearing when it mattered most, the guys didn't hold back on why this Philly era is over.

Win
May 15, 2023
#9011
Big CatBig Cat

Doc Rivers holds the NBA record for the most losses by a coach in games with a chance to clinch a series

Doc Rivers is now 17 and 33 straight up with a chance to clinch a series. That means 33 losses is the most of any coach in NBA history with a chance to clinch a series. 34% when his team has a chance to clinch.

This was widely reported as a fact following the Sixers' loss to the Celtics in 2023.

Max finally reached his breaking point and admitted that the entire philosophy of the last decade in Philly has officially hit a brick wall.

Win
May 15, 2023
#9012
MaxMax

The Process is officially dead in Philadelphia

There isn't much more to this. The Process is dead. It is officially dead. It's over. Doc Rivers is gone a hundred percent. James Harden's gone a hundred percent.

Doc Rivers was indeed fired shortly after this. James Harden eventually forced a trade. The era is widely considered a failure.

PFT floated a theory that maybe Harden's postseason struggles aren't just about a shooting slump, but rather a desire to get his summer started early.

Void
May 15, 2023
#9013
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

James Harden doesn't actually want to win in the playoffs because he wants to party

I actually think that there might be something to the fact that James Harden doesn't want to win in the playoffs because he gets paid regardless and he just wants to go party in the off season. Like legitimately James Harden might not want to win playoff series.

Subjective take on a player's motivation.

The King of Retirement

JJ Watt joined the show in studio to talk about his new life as a minority owner of Burnley FC. He’s fully embracing the "football" life across the pond, even if Big Cat thinks he's just a front-runner for buying in right as they got promoted. JJ explained the allure of the English game and why the stakes feel different than anything in the US.

Void
May 15, 2023
#24680
JJ WattJJ Watt

The English Premier League is more exciting than American sports because of the high consequences of relegation and promotion

That's the beauty of it. That's why I love the English Premier League because it's relegation, it's promotion, the consequences are so much higher.

Subjective opinion on sports entertainment value.

Despite the constant rumors of him joining his brothers in Pittsburgh, JJ put the hammer down on any potential comeback. He’s enjoying life without the 5:00 AM squats and the constant threat of a torn pec, even though he claims he could still walk onto a field and out-bench most of the league right now.

Win
May 15, 2023
#9021
JJ WattJJ Watt

I will not be playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers next season

I will not be playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers. I will be going to a game at Heinz Field to watch my brother play... I can tell you right now for a fact, I'm not coming back... if I went out there to play right now, it [my body] would not perform.

JJ Watt did not play for the Steelers and remained retired.
Open
May 15, 2023
#9023
JJ WattJJ Watt

I can still bench press 225 pounds for 27 reps today

225. If I was to do it right now. Yeah, I could probably right now today get like 27.

While unverified, Watt's strength is legendary, making this highly plausible.

JJ also got deep on the mental toll of his career, specifically how hard it is to be a highly-paid superstar stuck in the training room instead of on the field. He even sided with Giannis on the recent "failure" debate, proving that perspective comes once you aren't fighting for your life in the trenches every Sunday.

Void
May 15, 2023
#9022
JJ WattJJ Watt

I agree with Giannis Antetokounmpo that failing to win a title isn't a failure

The older I get and the further along I get and the more perspective that I get in life, I absolutely agree with Giannis' comments. I completely see people on the other side... but in terms of as an athlete, how you have to mentally live your life to not put yourself into a really, really shitty way... I love his perspective.

Subjective philosophical stance on sports and achievement.

Who’s Back and New Life

Who’s Back of the week featured a very predictable return for Ja Morant and his Instagram Live antics. PFT and Big Cat tried to find the logic in why a guy with everything to lose can’t stop holding weapons on a stream with 100 viewers.

Void
May 15, 2023·Who's Back
#9020
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ja Morant's gun flashing isn't a legal issue, just a 'stupidity test' he is failing

I don't think that he was breaking any laws in this video. Was he? He was just being a dumbass, right?... Essentially there's a couple things that happened... it's almost like a stupidity test of like, can you not flash your gun and we'll be cool.

Subjective social commentary on a player's behavior.

On a much happier note, Big Cat is officially a Father of 3. He shared the wild story of his wife’s water breaking right as he touched down in West Virginia for Rough N' Rowdy and his quick pivot back home for the birth. He’s already leaning into the veteran dad moves to keep the peace in a house that is now officially outnumbered by children.

Void
May 15, 2023·Who's Back
#24679
Big CatBig Cat

Parents having multiple children should buy a 'big gift' for the older siblings to keep them occupied when the new baby arrives

The only tip I'd give is I bought a big gift for my first son and my daughter and I saved it for when the baby came. So when the baby came home, I was like, 'look, here's a gift.' And it was like a toy they could play with for four hours, which was a lifesaver.

Subjective parenting advice.

We wrapped things up with a look ahead to the Conference Finals. Hank is riding high with a prediction that the Celtics keep this momentum rolling right through Jimmy Butler and the Heat.

Loss
May 15, 2023·Basketball
#9019
HankHank

The Celtics will beat the Heat in six games in the Eastern Conference Finals

I think it should be Celtics and six or Celtics and seven... Celtics in six, official.

The Heat beat the Celtics in seven games.

If the Lakers win the title, Big Cat might actually retire from sports out of pure spite.

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More Takes

Open
May 15, 2023
#9014
MaxMax

Joel Embiid cannot lead a team deep into the playoffs as the number one guy

He's clearly not a go-to guy in the playoffs. He's just not. Facts. And like that's something like even and if he does go, he is gonna go somewhere where he doesn't have to be the go-to guy in the playoffs. He can't lead a team deep in a playoff run.

As of current knowledge, Embiid has still never made a Conference Final.
Void
May 15, 2023
#9015
Big CatBig Cat

Anthony Davis is a better basketball player than Joel Embiid

[Anthony Davis] is better than Joel Embiid. Anthony Davis does the exact same thing but has a title. Better.

Subjective player comparison.
Loss
May 15, 2023
#9016
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA MVP award should only be officially given if the winner reaches the Conference Finals

I think there should be a rule in MVP voting that if you don't get past second round, it just goes to the second place guy... okay you got the MVP, we won't give it to you until you get to the Conference Finals. Then you officially become the MVP.

The NBA has not implemented such a rule, and it remains a regular-season award.
Loss
May 15, 2023·Basketball
#9017
Big CatBig Cat

The Lakers are going to win the NBA title this year

I think I'm just gonna have to put a big bet on the Nuggets because I'm so scared of the Lakers. I have to like do a last stand because I think the Lakers are gonna win the title.

The Lakers lost to the Nuggets in the Western Conference Finals in a sweep.
Loss
May 15, 2023·Basketball
#9018
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Golden State Warriors dynasty is on pause, not over

It's not demolition. Dynasty not over, just dynasty on pause... I think if you win another in the next three years, then it still counts. It blends together as the same.

The Warriors lost in the play-in tournament in 2024 and won only a first-round series in 2025. PFT's three-year window has effectively expired without another title.
Loss
May 15, 2023
#24684
Big CatBig Cat

The Lakers are not going to lose to the Nuggets because NBA history favors the bigger franchise

The Lakers aren't gonna lose to the Nuggets... just as NBA history goes. It sucks to have in my head, and I hope it's wrong, but it's the Lakers and the Nuggets. The Patriots aren't going to lose to the Falcons, and the Lakers aren't going to lose to the Nuggets.

Incorrect. The Nuggets swept the Lakers 4-0 in the Western Conference Finals.
Void
May 15, 2023·Who's Back
#24678
Big CatBig Cat

I am officially done having children now that I am a father of three

I'm done. Three's easy, I'm done. Four's... I mean, three's already a lot. Snip snip. I think I'm done.

This is a personal lifestyle choice and subjective to his future actions, but currently holds as his stated intent.
Void
May 15, 2023
#24682
JJ WattJJ Watt

Houston is the most underrated food city in the world

Houston is the most underrated food city in possibly the world. Traffic and humidity suck, but for food and fans, Houston is the greatest city.

Highly subjective opinion about culinary quality.
Void
May 15, 2023
#24681
JJ WattJJ Watt

Modern NFL players and trainers are smarter for not lifting heavy weights to avoid the high risk of injury

I do think that players and trainers have gotten a lot smarter about like, you don't need the risk reward for getting up to those levels of weights. It doesn't make any sense because you have a much greater chance of hurting yourself than you do of gaining that 0.01% chance of improvement.

Reflects modern sports science trends.
Void
May 15, 2023
#24683
JJ WattJJ Watt

The mental stress of being an injured high-paid athlete who can't help the team is the hardest part of the NFL

Knowing that you're getting paid millions of dollars to play this game and you're sitting in a training room not on the field... that weighs so heavily on your mind because all you want to do is get back out there for everybody involved and you feel like you are letting everybody down. I wasn't able to handle that properly.

Subjective personal experience.

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