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Josh Duhamel, Mt Rushmore Of Manly Things That We Wish We Could Do And Dan Snyder Has Officially Sold The Team
Dan Snyder is no longer in PFT's and Pardon My Take's life so a celebration is in order (-) . We talk about The Open Championship and Northwestern having a fat weird guy problem (-). Jake and Billy are still not on the same page when it comes to Mt Rushmore season (-). We then do Mt Rushmore of manly things that we wish we could do (-). Josh Duhamel joins the show to talk about his new show, apocalypse bunkers, the Vikings and I think we're best friends with him now (-.) We finish up with Fyre Fest of the week and the last lottery ball machine from the NYC office (-).
Recap
PFT CommenterA $60 million fine will not teach Dan Snyder or other NFL owners a lesson
[Dan Snyder] is paying a 60 million fine on his way out the door... which hilariously reduces the value of the team to 5.9 billion. So that'll teach him a lesson. He only made 5.1 billion profit off this sale. So owners will think twice before fooling around with the books.
Big CatThe Colts' new 'Indiana Nights' uniforms are the ugliest in the NFL
The Colts' new uniforms today... it's hard to fuck up a uniform release. The Colts did it. They are the ugliest uniforms. I mean, good try guys, but they look like cops.
Big CatI love golf courses that make pro golfers look as unathletic as regular people
I just love a course that makes everyone look at moments like they're us out there. Wyndham Clark had one of the most unathletic swings I've ever seen in my life... I bravo. Good job [Royal Liverpool].
Billy FootballOffensive line culture requires 'weird fat guy' behavior to build a good team
Offensive linemen just have a different culture... you need weird fat guy shit to make your team good.
Billy FootballModern fans don't care about Marshall Faulk because he is overshadowed by better players
Marshall Faulk was not a—no one gives a fuck about Marshall Faulk. I'm sorry. Besides you guys. His name gets overshadowed by like, so much better players. If you throw a Christian McCaffrey in there, that's more of a spike for like modern fans.
Billy FootballWho even remembers Johnny Unitas anymore?
Does anyone remember Johnny Unitas? They do but like, not as a great... Who the fuck's Johnny Unitas?
Mount Rushmore
Big CatLasting 30 minutes in bed would result in at least three different injuries for me
Half hour? Honestly sounds like too much work. That's a—sounds like at least three injuries for me. That's a groin, an ankle, and maybe like a back. Just give me good 10 minutes.
Interview
Josh DuhamelDirt bikes are the only effective way to escape Los Angeles when society collapses
If something goes sideways in LA and there's riots in the streets... you only have the freeways out and those can lock down quickly. So how do you get out? Well, dirt bikes. Dirt bikes is the answer.
Josh DuhamelThe Vikings' current O'Connell and Flores regime is capable of winning a Super Bowl
I feel like O'Connell's got the goods, our head coach. Flores, I think, I feel like this is, this is the regime that could do it [win a Super Bowl].
Fyre Fest
Jake MarshStaying in an ADA-compliant apartment as an able-bodied person is selfish
I'm just uncomfortable staying here [in an ADA-compliant apartment] where someone else who might need it more [could live]... I view it in the perspective like PFT said, I'm taking the space right now of someone who needs it more.