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Kate Fagan and Billy Football
Billy Football's final day of his summer internship. Lebron James is leaving Cleveland. We give Billy his summer end intern evaluation(-). New York Times Best Seller and Around The Horn HoFer Kate Fagan joins the show to talk about her new book, what it's like working on Around The Horn, her Mt Rushmore of cookies and the Mt Rushmore of college mascots(-). Segments include connect the dots(--), fuck that for the NFLwork stoppage in 4 years(-), let's get serious about statues and monuments(-), and hank hot in the streets(-). We conclude the episode with the finale of Higher Education with Billy Football(-).
Recap
Big CatLeBron James is 100% leaving Cleveland after this season
Chris Sheridan said... NBA Source said today... this will be [LeBron James's] final season in Cleveland. He is 100% leaving. Relationship with owners beyond repair.
PFT CommenterThe NFL is head for a virtual certainty of a work stoppage in four years
The actual words were the work stoppage is almost a virtual certainty. Giving me the scary is just thinking about no NFL.
Intern Evaluation
Billy FootballSteam rooms have been proven to boost your natural human growth hormone
Steam rooms have been proven to boost your natural human growth hormone. It just helps your body repair itself. Anything that shocks your central nervous system causes your body to change.
Billy FootballIPAs are estrogenic and make you grow breasts
It is a proven fact that IPAs are estrogenic and make you grow tits.
Interview
Kate FaganSociety is ruined because of Instagram curated lives
I actually think we're fucked. And I actually think, the story's about someone else, but I talk about it personally... I have not had an original thought in more than a year [because of social media].
Mount Rushmore
Kate FaganOatmeal raisin is the number one cookie of all time
Number one of all cookies ever is oatmeal raisin cookies. I love the texture of oatmeal and cookies. I think it adds something to the texture that I like.
Big CatRalphie the Buffalo is actually a female
People forget Ralphie's actually a woman. I knew I was right. Ralphie has been called one of the best live mascots in sports, and she is often erroneously labeled male.
Hot In The Streets
PFT CommenterThe 2017 solar eclipse is a shadow designed by scientists to get us excited about space
I think it's Something that's designed by scientists to get us excited about space, but it's actually pretty lame Well, you know what the in eclipse is it's a fucking shadow. Yeah, we're excited about a shadow.
Higher Education
Big CatDon't ever wear a high school Letterman jacket in college
No Letterman jackets. Come on, guys. When you go to college, high school's over. Don't be that guy who shows up to college and talks about how fun their high school was. That guy's a loser.
Big CatDon't have any visitors from high school your first semester of college
Don't invite any of your high school friends to show up... they come, they get too drunk, they get in a fight with your college friends... Don't have any visitors for your entire first semester of college.