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Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell To Start Grit Week 2023, Mt Rushmore Of Best Recurring Guests + Monday Reading

Monday, July 31, 202315 takes

Grit Week 2023 is here and the boys are ready to roll. We start in Buffalo after a great meal at Wingnutz. Jim Irsay vs Jonathan Taylor, Aaron Rodgers defends Nathaniel Hackett, Shohei Ohtani makes us look dumb and more (-). Who’s back of the week including aliens and Billy (-). Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell joins the show to talk about Grit, the climb the Lions are on, running hot, burying football tape, smashing things in his first NFL interview, and talking about football until we cry (-). Mt Rushmore of recurring guests was a very bad idea but we did it any (-). Random name generator to decide who has to shave their face plus Monday Reading (-).

Dan Campbell on Grit, the Lions Climb, and a Contentious Mount Rushmore

Grit Week 2023 has officially arrived, and it started exactly where it should: Buffalo. After a pilgrimage to Wingnutz to see Ed and Alicia, the vibe was set for the eighth installment of the grittiest week in sports. Big Cat and PFT are back on the RV, hauling Max and Memes from New York to Chicago in a throwback rust belt tour that feels like the early days of the show.

Before the heavy hitters arrived, Jake Marsh phoned in from his Korn Ferry Tour broadcast debut. While the broadcast went well, Jake had to address his specific choice of words regarding a "shot of a lifetime" for a player who ended up losing the tournament. More importantly, he addressed the palpable on-air tension with his partner.

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Jul 31, 2023
#22946
Jake MarshJake Marsh

My broadcast partner Kirk Triplett is not a nice person when the cameras are rolling

He [Kirk Triplett] is just not a nice person when the cameras are rolling. But I don't think that's any earth shattering news. Like he would admit that too. That's just who He is. And I've accepted that. But I'm proud of myself for not letting him walk all over me.

This is Jake's personal experience with his colleague, making it inherently subjective.

The Spirit of Grit

There is no one better to christen Grit Week than Detroit Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell. He is the physical embodiment of the week, though he did shock everyone by mentioning he tries to stop cursing every morning before inevitably failing by 10:00 AM. Dan Campbell talked about the "climb" the Lions are on and how the identity of the team is built on overcoming adversity. He also cleared up some confusion regarding his "one ass cheek and three toes" quote from Hard Knocks, clarifying that he was referring to himself being at a disadvantage and still winning, not beating up a disabled person.

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Jul 31, 2023
#22950
Dan CampbellDan Campbell

Football is the greatest sport you can possibly play

Don't ever disrespect this game because it is, in my opinion, it's the greatest sport that you can possibly play, man. ... It's a team sport, man. You, there's blood, there's sweat, there's tears. ... Everybody's gotta be going the same way to have success. ... We owe it as players, coaches, anybody that's associated with to give it everything you've got. 'cause it is an unbelievable game.

The 'greatest sport' is an inherent matter of opinion.

Dan Campbell shared the story of his interview with Brian Daboll where he was literally smashing chairs and running routes around a conference table until he was dripping sweat. He also confirmed that he did indeed literally bury the game tape from a particularly bad loss to the Eagles. Beyond the intensity, we learned that the man is a human furnace.

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Jul 31, 2023
#3581
Dan CampbellDan Campbell

55 degrees is the ideal sleeping temperature

On the road. If, if I can get it. I mean, normally the lowest you can get is 55. Right. In a hotel. Right. But I got it at 55. ... man, if I could, I would [go into the forties].

Personal preference, though medically 55 is significantly lower than the generally recommended 65-68 degrees.

Football is Back (Almost)

As training camps ramp up, the news cycle is finally spinning. The guys looked at the disaster in Indy between Jim Irsay and Jonathan Taylor, which has devolved into a standoff involving trade requests and disputed back injuries. PFT doesn't see a scenario where the star back stays away forever.

Win
Jul 31, 2023
#3573
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jonathan Taylor will eventually play for the Colts this season

Taylor demanded a trade afterwards and then the Colts now have him on a technicality basically saying, you better actually play for us. We're not gonna trade you... He will play. Yes. I think he will come and play.

Despite requesting a trade and sitting out training camp, Jonathan Taylor reached a contract extension and played 10 games for the Colts in the 2023 season.

In the NFC North, Aaron Rodgers is making headlines for defending Nathaniel Hackett against Sean Payton’s comments. Rodgers also revealed his favorite Christopher Nolan film is *The Prestige*, a pick that Hank vigorously defended as a non-coy, elite selection.

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Jul 31, 2023
#22947
HankHank

'The Prestige' is one of the best movies of all time

Prestige is one of the best movies of all time. ... It's a phenomenal [movie]. ... Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman are rival magicians. Great twist, great turns, great female cast. ... That's not being coy. That's just like, it's a phenomenal [movie].

The quality of a movie is a matter of personal opinion.

Big Cat is already looking ahead to the Super Bowl, and despite his history of being burned by hype, he’s ready to plant his flag in Baltimore after seeing training camp highlights.

Loss
Jul 31, 2023·Who's Back
#3578
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens will win the Super Bowl

I see a play like that. I'm like, Raven Super Bowl. Yes I have. I have the Ravens for the Super Bowl. I've bought into the hype. It won't burn me at all.

The Ravens finished with the #1 seed in the AFC but lost to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game.

Who's Back and Mount Rushmore Mayhem

Who's Back covered everything from Calvin Ridley looking like a track star to the return of aliens in the public consciousness. Hank has taken the recent congressional hearings to heart, adopting a nihilistic view of the future that involves skipping the whole "starting a family" thing.

Open
Jul 31, 2023·Who's Back
#3576
HankHank

I don't want to start a family because aliens will likely kill us all within five years

I like thinking that aliens are real because then it really is like there's no reason to do anything. 'cause like within five years, like the aliens are gonna just come up and fuck us off. ... Like starting a family. It's like, I don't wanna, I don't wanna have kids like aliens are gonna come and kill 'em all. Yeah. Like, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna keep doing my thing.

We have not yet passed the five-year window, nor has an alien invasion been confirmed.

Billy Football countered with his own theory that the extraterrestrials aren't from space at all, but are actually lurking in the deep sea.

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Jul 31, 2023·Who's Back
#22949
Billy FootballBilly Football

Aliens likely live at the bottom of the ocean

I think the aliens are from Earth, bro. ... I think they're from the bottom of the Ocean. ... The earth is really large and we haven't really investigated most of the oceans.

The existence and location of aliens remains unverified.

To wrap things up, the guys tackled the Mount Rushmore of Recurring Guests. It was a segment designed to hurt feelings and ruin relationships. Between Ryan Whitney, Ryan Russillo, Jerry O'Connell, and Blake Griffin, the board was stacked with legends, but Billy managed to derail the draft by taking Stingray Steve and Lenny Dykstra with his early picks.

To close the show, Big Cat introduced a new Grit Week tradition involving a random name generator and a Bic razor. After Hank refused to put his beard on the line, Big Cat's own name came up, meaning the mustache is returning for the rest of the tour.

It’s going to be a long, itchy week on the RV.

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More Takes

Win
Jul 31, 2023
#22948
Big CatBig Cat

The Cubs will be buyers at the trade deadline

Cubs might be buying, they beat up on some bad teams. They're buying. ... Was electric. Yeah. Baseball's heating up.

The Cubs were indeed buyers at the 2023 deadline, most notably acquiring Jeimer Candelario on the day this episode aired.
Void
Jul 31, 2023
#3574
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL's throwback jerseys (Oilers, Eagles Kelly Green, Seahawks) should be their permanent uniforms

The Oilers, they couldn't even announce them, right? ... They were coming back. The Oilers and the Kelly Green Eagles jerseys. Fuck throwbacks. Those should be the jerseys. ... And even the Seahawks, the Seahawks throwbacks should just be their jerseys.

This is a subjective aesthetic preference, though widely shared by fans.
Win
Jul 31, 2023·Who's Back
#3577
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Texans offense will be much better than people think this year

He's [John Metchie] back in training camp. He looks awesome. ... I'm just saying, I think, I think the Texans on offense this year are gonna be way better than we think. I like Stroud.

The Texans offense went from 31st in scoring in 2022 to 13th in 2023, with C.J. Stroud winning Offensive Rookie of the Year and leading the team to a playoff win.
Void
Jul 31, 2023·Who's Back
#3579
Billy FootballBilly Football

Travis Kelce is a pussy for fighting Jack Cochrane in training camp

Jack Cochrane's the dude who pissed off Travis Kelce. So shout out that guy for exposing Travis Kelce for being a pussy. ... That was getting into it. 'cause he got hit once just like a little bit after the play and he got pissed off.

Subjective trash talk about a player's toughness.
Void
Jul 31, 2023·Who's Back
#22951
Billy FootballBilly Football

John Ross was too fast for football

John Ross... he retired. ... Too fast for football. ... I actually think that like this guy wasn't that fast when you made it like the average speed. He was just super fast. Straight line. ... He was a gadget guy that just made him run really fast in a straight line and that that was the only thing he could do.

While Ross did struggle to translate his elite speed into NFL production, his speed was literally measured as faster than most players, making the 'too fast' label a hyperbolic opinion.
Void
Jul 31, 2023
#3580
Dan CampbellDan Campbell

Success early in the NFL season depends on making the fewest mistakes, not the most plays

I always believe early in the season, it's not the teams that make the most plays. It's the one that make the least amount of mistakes early in the year. And as you go, then it becomes the teams that make more plays.

General football philosophy regarding early season slop and 'preventable' losses.
Win
Jul 31, 2023
#3582
Billy FootballBilly Football

Polar bears are 'huge pussies' compared to grizzly bears

Polar bears are huge pussies. They actually, every time they meet grizzly bears in the wild, they like run away. 'cause grizzly bears are about that action. They scrap harder than polar bears. It's because their population densities are higher. So they see other grizzly bears and fight them more.

While polar bears are larger, observations in areas where they overlap (like Kaktovik, Alaska) have shown that grizzly bears often dominate polar bears at carcasses despite the size disadvantage, possibly due to higher aggression levels.

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