NFL Draft Recap, American Hero Carli Lloyd And Fyre Fest of The Week

Getting drafted in Las Vegas is the greatest thing that could happen to a prospect

Could you imagine being drafted in Las Vegas, making generational wealth, like the biggest night of your life, and then you get to go party in Las Vegas? ... Getting drafted in Vegas has gotta be the greatest thing in the world.

The Jets and the Eagles were the media darlings of the 2022 NFL Draft

Right now I think if you're going to take the darlings of the draft, who are the media darlings of the draft? Because I think it's the Jets and it's the Eagles.

The Houston Texans are morons for their draft strategy

It's very funny to me that everyone's spent a year over a year projecting the entire draft and they screwed it up because they forgot that the Houston Texans are morons.

Jordan Davis is a lazy player who takes plays off

He [Jordan Davis] has a fast 40 time, but if he had to run the 40 ten times, his drop-off in times would probably be very [high]... they had video of it in the Alabama game, him taking plays off.

The Ravens are hesitant to fully commit to Lamar Jackson as their long-term quarterback

I think the Ravens are kind of weird about [Lamar]. I don't think that the Ravens—yeah, they love him because he's a great quarterback and he's an MVP, but I think that they're like a little hesitant to go all in on Lamar Jackson being like the cemented quarterback of the future.

The Steelers are a top-five landing spot for any rookie quarterback

If you're a quarterback and you list where you could go, the Steelers have to be top five just because... they know what they are. Consistency, head coaching, front [office]... as a quarterback, it's gotta be a dream to go to the Steelers.

Prediction: Tyler Smith will be a Pro Bowler as a rookie before getting suspended

Cowboys got offensive lineman [Tyler Smith]... Pro bowl rookie year, suspended second year, third year comes out hot. It looks like pro bowl, gets hurt. And then everyone's like, well, if that Dak's losing all his players, so he can't, he can't do it all himself.

I am blindly betting on the Jets moneyline in Week 1 because of a fan I saw at the draft

Whoever I award fan of the night, I'm going to blindly bet on that team week one... I think it's going to be the Jets. There was a bulldog dude who has a Giannis wingspan... Jets week one lock of the week.

The Celtics will give the Bucks a 'minor whopping' in their playoff series

As with all that being said, like minor whopping... six games. If the only two that you lose are on the road, that's a minor whopping.

Lionel Messi is a better and more magical soccer player than Cristiano Ronaldo

I respect the amount of work that Ronaldo puts in... he's top notch pro. But Messi, I mean, what the guy has done on the field, it's magic. You don't see that in a player. And I don't know when, and if we will ever see a player that is quite like Messi again.

Michelle Akers is the greatest women's soccer player of all time

All time goats... I would say probably Michelle Akers. Yeah. She just—talk about somebody that would run through a brick wall, play on one leg if she had to, she scored in some of the biggest moments. She was definitely somebody I looked up to.

Small dogs like poodles and Australian Shepherds are terrible domestic house dogs

Little dogs are the worst. All these people, they get these little Australian Shepherds that are not good domestic dogs. They are shepherds. And then they get poodles too and different little poodle mixes and they're hunting dogs and they have them running around as though they're like supposed to be nice house dogs, but they are literal hunting dogs.