The Houston Texans are morons for their draft strategy

It's very funny to me that everyone's spent a year over a year projecting the entire draft and they screwed it up because they forgot that the Houston Texans are morons.

The Falcons are a trap team I'm going to talk myself into every year because of their skill players

The Falcons continue their quest to just have awesome players on all the skill positions with Drake London at wide receiver. Now I'm going to buy into the Falcons again, being like, how can you stop Drake London and Kyle Pitts?

Jordan Davis is a lazy player because he isn't fast enough running to the sidelines when he's being subbed out

He [Jordan Davis] has a fast 40 time, but if he had to run the 40 ten times, his drop-off in times would probably be very [high]... I've seen them also in games taking plays off on touchdowns... and my red flag is he's not fast enough running to the sidelines when he's being subbed out of the game.

The Rays are playing an exciting brand of baseball

It's a very, very exciting brand of baseball. And I'm gonna miss it when it's over. So I did not wanna sweep, so thank you.

The Cowboys are a bad football team

The Cowboys are a bad football team. And I can't wait for people to start to say like, this is when, look at the schedule. Dallas is gonna put some wins together.

Performance-enhancing drug shortages may explain dominant teams falling off

There started to be severe, severe supply chain issues when it came to performance enhancing drugs and peptide shipments coming to the United States. I just think it's interesting.