The Houston Texans are morons for their draft strategy

It's very funny to me that everyone's spent a year over a year projecting the entire draft and they screwed it up because they forgot that the Houston Texans are morons.

The Falcons are a trap team I'm going to talk myself into every year because of their skill players

The Falcons continue their quest to just have awesome players on all the skill positions with Drake London at wide receiver. Now I'm going to buy into the Falcons again, being like, how can you stop Drake London and Kyle Pitts?

Jordan Davis is a lazy player because he isn't fast enough running to the sidelines when he's being subbed out

He [Jordan Davis] has a fast 40 time, but if he had to run the 40 ten times, his drop-off in times would probably be very [high]... I've seen them also in games taking plays off on touchdowns... and my red flag is he's not fast enough running to the sidelines when he's being subbed out of the game.

The 4-1 loss to Belgium was the worst USMNT performance in years

That was the worst performance from the US that I've seen in years. Just completely lackluster from the start. So much blame to go around. Tim Ream, friend of the program, good guy over the hill, turned into soccer Shawn Bradley before our very eyes got dunked on twice.

Christian Pulisic was a 'no-show' and looked like he didn't care against Belgium

Christian Pulisic, the long anointed Captain America future face of this league for American soccer. Absolute no show of a game, I would say worse than a no show of a game. And then he checks himself out. Just looks lackluster, looks like he doesn't care at all. Had the most turnovers on the field of anybody. That played just really, really, really bad.

The US will never close the skill gap compared to the rest of the world in soccer

People will never close the skill gap. USA will never close the skill gap compared to the rest of the world in soccer.