NFL Week 10: Dolphins Stun Bills, Stafford for MVP, and Hank’s Literature Lesson
Week 10 is in the books and the hierarchy of the NFL is officially in a blender. Between the Dolphins pulling off a massive upset in Miami and the Rams looking like an absolute juggernaut, the guys had plenty to chew on. We kicked things off with an international flavor as the Colts and Falcons battled it out in Germany. While the Falcons offense looked completely broken on third down, Jonathan Taylor reminded the world why he’s still the gold standard for ball carriers.
Jonathan Taylor is the best running back in the NFL
This [game] had Jonathan Taylor remind everyone that he is the best running back in the NFL. I know that I've shifted around, I think I said Jahmyr Gibbs a few weeks ago. Jonathan Taylor just keeps reminding everyone, 'Hey, it's actually me.'
Big Cat and PFT are already putting him on the 2,000-yard watch, and if the Colts keep winning, the individual accolades are going to start piling up for the workhorse in Indy.
Jonathan Taylor will win NFL MVP if the Colts finish with the best record in the league
If the Colts have the best record in the league and [Jonathan Taylor] has just an unreal season, yes. I I think he will get MVP.
Speaking of the AFC South, Big Cat is ready to call the race early. With the Jags blowing a massive lead to Davis Mills—yes, that Davis Mills—the division feels like it’s already been decided in the middle of November.
The Colts are the official AFC South champions
Let us be the first to say that the a FC South champs. Congratulations to the Colts. Congratulations.
The Bills are Broken and the Patriots are Back
The biggest shock of the weekend came from Miami, where the Dolphins absolutely stifled Josh Allen and the Bills. It wasn't just a loss; it was an ugly, three-quarter shutout that left Big Cat questioning if Buffalo has any identity left.
The Buffalo Bills are officially broken
The bills are the bills. Okay. Because they have now dropped three of their last five games... The bills are broken. It was one of those games.
While the Bills are sliding, the Patriots are surging. Hank is at an all-time high after New England handled the Bucs in Tampa. Despite Zac trying to rain on the parade by pointing out a soft schedule, Hank is ready to crown the Pats as the kings of the AFC East.
The Patriots will win the AFC East
The New England Patriots are going to win the AFC East... I believe that. [The Bills] are not gonna win the division.
The Patriots are a top-three team in the AFC
Where would you put them in terms of the best teams in the A, FC? One to three? One to three?
Caleb Williams and the Clutch Gene
Bears fans are finally feeling something other than pain. Caleb Williams didn't have a perfect game, but he showed up when it mattered most, leading two late scoring drives to sink the Giants. Big Cat is trying to stay level-headed about a 6-3 record, but it’s hard not to get excited when your rookie quarterback actually wants the ball in his hands with the game on the line.
Caleb Williams has the clutch gene
Caleb Williams has that clutch gene where they're down 10 with six minutes left. He goes on a 91 yard drive and then goes on a 53 yard drive both touchdowns. And it's like, yeah, he, when the, when the lights get bright and the back is against the wall, he comes up with big plays.
On the flip side, the Giants are a mess. PFT was particularly disgusted by Brian Daboll’s personnel decisions late in the game, specifically the choice to roll with a washed Russell Wilson over the pure entertainment and arm talent of Jameis Winston.
It is coaching malpractice for Brian Daboll to play Russell Wilson over Jameis Winston
The fact that [Brian Daboll] has Russ Wilson starting or coming in second off the bench instead of Jameis, is it's malpractice as a coach. I think that's actually a worse mistake than losing four consecutive games where you have a lead by 10 or more points.
The Rams are a Wagon
If you aren't paying attention to what Matthew Stafford is doing in Los Angeles, you’re missing the best quarterback play in the league right now. He’s putting up historic numbers over the last month, and Big Cat is ready to put him at the very top of the MVP conversation as the Rams look to take over the NFC.
The Los Angeles Rams are the best team in the NFC
After watching everyone play, I, I think the Rams might be the best. They're number one in the NFC. Yeah.
While the Rams are flying, PFT’s Commanders are in a free fall. The defense is historically bad, and PFT has officially pivoted to Tanka-thon mode. He’s so committed to the future that he’s calling for the team to bubble-wrap their franchise cornerstone until 2026.
The Commanders should not let Jayden Daniels play for the rest of the season
Under no circumstances should Jayden Daniels step foot on the field with this team this year. The defense is Yes, historically bad... I'm full on tanking. And, and there was a report last week that, that Jayden might come back after the buy. You should. I, I wanna be perfectly clear about this. Under no circumstances should Jayden Daniels step foot on the field.
Who's Back and Hank's Homework
To wrap up the show, the guys got into the localized weather chaos in Chicago, with Big Cat calling his shot on the incoming snow.
The Chicago area will get three inches of snow that will be gone by Wednesday morning
I'll predict right now... I think we're gonna get three inches and it's gonna be gone by Wednesday morning.
But the real headline from the closing segment was Hank’s surprising admission that he’s never heard of Don Quixote. After getting roasted by the internet and the rest of the room, Hank has vowed to read the 1,000-page classic cover to cover to wipe his gambling debts.
I am going to read Don Quixote cover to cover
I ordered it, I I'm gonna give it a shot... If I read the entire book cover to cover every single word, I will wipe the debt. Okay... I'm fucking, I'm I'm gonna be done with it by the time the punishment comes around.
Good luck with the windmills, Hank.

