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NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Andy Dalton Is Back, The Vikings Are Good And Matthew Stafford Saves The Rams Season

Monday, September 23, 202424 takes

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get to every game. (-) Eagles 15, Saints 12 (-) Vikings 34, Texans 7 (-) Colts 21, Bears 16 (-) Giants 21, Browns 15 (-) Steelers 20, Chargers 10 (-) Packers 30, Titans 14 (-) Broncos 26, Bucs 7 (-) Panthers 36, Raiders 22 (-) Rams 27, 49ers 24 (-) Lions 20, Cardinals 13 (-) Seahaws 24, Dolphins 3 (-) Ravens 28, Cowboys 25 (-) Chiefs 22, Falcons 17 (-) We preview Monday Night Football (-) and finish with who's back of the week (-).

NFL Week 3: Andy Dalton’s Revenge, Vikings Dominance, and Stafford’s Masterclass

Week 3 in the NFL was a loud, vibrating reminder that coaching isn't just a part of the game; it is the entire game. We’re sitting here on a Monday morning looking at a league where Sam Darnold and Geno Smith are both 3-0, while some of the most talented rosters in football are stumbling over their own shoelaces. Big Cat pointed out that the early returns on the 2024 season have been a red blinking light regarding the importance of the headset.

Win
Sep 23, 2024
#13767
Big CatBig Cat

The start of the 2024 season proves that coaching matters more than anything else in the NFL

The big picture for me before we get into all the games is Sam Darnold's three and oh, Geno Smith's three and oh... this start of the 2024 season has just been a red blinking light of coaching matters a lot.

The season-long success of Sam Darnold and Jared Goff, contrasted with the struggles of highly-drafted QBs in poor systems, generally supported this theme throughout 2024.

The Vikings Are a Problem

The Minnesota Vikings didn't just beat the Texans; they dismantled them. Brian Flores has turned that defense into a psychological horror film for opposing quarterbacks. CJ Stroud looked completely lost, at one point presiding over three consecutive false start penalties because the Vikings' pre-snap looks are so confusing.

Win
Sep 23, 2024
#24947
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings' defense is officially for real

The Vikings are just good. Brian Flores, that defense was everywhere... back to back week, you know, week one, obviously the Giants are kind of a mess... but the 49ers and the Texans are two teams that have Super Bowl aspirations... and Brian Flores basically put 'em in his back pocket.

The Vikings defense remained a top-tier unit throughout the first half of the 2024 season, validating the take.

PFT noted that Kevin O'Connell has Sam Darnold playing like a legit MVP candidate, proving that if you give a talented cast-off a real scheme, magic can happen.

Win
Sep 23, 2024
#13768
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kevin O'Connell is one of the best coaches in the NFL

Minnesota might have one of the best coaches in the league. Yes. And I would also put McVay's performance this week right up there too.

O'Connell led the Vikings to a surprisingly successful season and is widely regarded as a top-tier offensive mind.

Panic in Chicago and Philly

On the flip side of the coaching coin, we have the Chicago Bears. Big Cat is trying his best to stay positive about Caleb Williams, who threw for over 300 yards, but the frustration with Matt Eberflus and Shane Waldron is reaching a boiling point. The play-calling on a crucial first-and-goal sequence involved a Wildcat run that went nowhere, followed by an option play to the short side of the field.

Push
Sep 23, 2024
#13769
Big CatBig Cat

I'm not worried about Caleb Williams; I'm worried about the Bears' coaching staff ruining him

Nothing has changed about my opinion about Caleb Williams other than the fact maybe everyone was right that Matt Eberflus is a fucking moron... Caleb Williams is not my worry at all. I know people were going to say he is a bust and all that shit. He's not my worry. I swear to God, I'm not worried at all. I'm worried about the coaching staff just like ruining him in a way that makes me worried.

The Bears eventually fired Shane Waldron mid-season, validating Big Cat's concern about the coaching, though Caleb Williams' overall performance remained a subject of debate.
Void
Sep 23, 2024
#24948
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL should ban the Wildcat because it takes the ball out of the quarterback's hands

Ban the fucking Wildcat. It hasn't worked since fucking the Dolphins and Ronnie Brown. Like stop doing the Wildcat. You just take the ball outta your quarterback's hands. It makes no sense.

Inherently a matter of strategic opinion that cannot be factually resolved.

Meanwhile, the Eagles managed to escape New Orleans with a win, but Nick Sirianni’s decision-making continues to baffle everyone. Between passing up easy field goals and questionable fourth-down gambles, the Eagles dominated the stat sheet but nearly lost the game due to sheer stubbornness.

Void
Sep 23, 2024
#24946
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Nick Sirianni does not deserve to be let off the hook for his poor coaching despite the Eagles' win

I'm hoping that Max doesn't let [Sirianni] off the hook. Yeah. He doesn't deserve to be left off the hook. They won the game and they were the better team in this game... That was a horrible display of coaching from him today.

Subjective opinion on coaching performance.

The Red Rifle and the Kitchen Sink

Andy Dalton stepped into the Panthers' starting role and immediately looked like a Hall of Famer compared to what we've seen from Bryce Young. The Red Rifle put up 300 yards and three touchdowns, unlocking Deontay Johnson and proving this roster isn't actually a wasteland. Big Cat thinks the window to get anything for the former number-one pick is closing fast.

Loss
Sep 23, 2024
#13774
Big CatBig Cat

The Panthers should trade Bryce Young immediately while he still has some value

You've got to trade Bryce Young right this second because what could happen is David Tepper could be like, Hey, maybe this team isn't so bad, Bryce Young, get back in there. Don't do that. Play with Andy Dalton. Trade Bryce Young for anything you can right now.

The Panthers did not trade him in-season, though his long-term future with the team remained uncertain. He eventually returned to start later in the season.

Out West, Sean McVay reminded the world why he’s a genius. Down Puka Nacua, Cooper Kupp, and half the offensive line, the Rams threw the kitchen sink at the 49ers. Fake punts, Tutu Atwell deep balls, and a classic Matthew Stafford game-winning drive saved their season.

Void
Sep 23, 2024
#24953
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams' win over the 49ers was a coaching masterpiece by Sean McVay

I just felt it going in, the Rams kitchen sink. Sean McVay is such a good head coach. They are down so many guys, they're gonna find a way... that was a coaching masterpiece by Sean McVay.

Subjective opinion on coaching performance.
Void
Sep 23, 2024
#13776
Big CatBig Cat

Matthew Stafford is a Hall of Famer

Matthew Stafford, Hall of Famer. Matthew Stafford has 99 total wins in his career... almost half of Matthew Stafford's wins have needed Matthew Stafford to have a game winning drive. He's an absolute baller when it comes down to late game situations.

This remains a subjective debate, but Stafford's career stats and Super Bowl ring make it a very strong case.

Steel Curtain and Star Struggles

The Steelers are 3-0 and it is officially time to stop talking about Russell Wilson. Justin Fields is playing efficient, winning football, and the defense hasn't allowed more than 10 points in a game yet. Big Cat is convinced this formula is a nightmare for the rest of the league.

Win
Sep 23, 2024
#24952
Big CatBig Cat

The Steelers' defensive formula can beat 90% of the NFL

They [Steelers] have a formula that I feel like can beat 90% of the NFL. Just don't turn the ball over. Run the football when you need to... get some nice like 10, 12 play drives put together.

The Steelers started 8-2, proving they could beat most of the league with this style.

As the Steelers rise, the Cowboys' defense looks like it’s stuck in the mud. Mike Zimmer’s unit got shredded on the ground by Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry, continuing a trend of getting bullied at home that dates back to last year's playoffs.

Win
Sep 23, 2024
#24955
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cowboys' defense officially stinks

Do the Cowboys stink? They might. I think their defense stinks.

The Cowboys defense struggled significantly throughout the 2024 season, losing several key players to injury and ranking poorly in most metrics.
Win
Sep 23, 2024
#13779
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Lamar Jackson is 21-1 in his career against the NFC

Lamar Jackson now 21 and one against the NFC. He kills them. He kills the NFC.

As of September 2024, Lamar Jackson's record against the NFC was indeed 21-1.

Even the kicking game saw a shift in the hierarchy, with the legendary Justin Tucker struggling while Cowboys kicker Brandon Aubrey casually nails 65-yarders like they’re extra points.

Win
Sep 23, 2024
#13782
Big CatBig Cat

Justin Tucker is officially washed

We also had a passing of the torch in this game. We've talked about it, but Justin Tucker missing a 46 yarder and Brandon Aubrey making a 65 yarder. I think it's official washed.

Tucker had a statistically poor 2024 season compared to his career norms, finishing with his lowest career field goal percentage.

Just remember, if you’re a K-State fan today, please be careful with the Taco Bell five-layer burritos.

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More Takes

Open
Sep 23, 2024
#24949
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Anthony Richardson's poor decision-making suggests he might not be 'the guy' for the Colts

I've seen a lot of bad quarterback play in my day. That [interception] should be a play that you should file away as one that's like, is he the guy? Probably not.

Richardson's struggles led to a mid-season benching in 2024, though his long-term status remains debated.
Void
Sep 23, 2024
#24950
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Deshaun Watson has overcome too much in his past

I disagree with him [Johnny Fanta] about Deshaun. If there's a knock on Deshaun, he has overcome too much in his past.

This is a satirical comment on Watson's personal life and legal history.
Loss
Sep 23, 2024
#13770
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Malik Nabors is the frontrunner for Offensive Rookie of the Year

Malik Nabors is really, really, he's awesome. He's right now Rookie of the Year.

Jayden Daniels ultimately won Offensive Rookie of the Year, though Nabors remained one of the top candidates.
Win
Sep 23, 2024
#13771
Big CatBig Cat

Deshaun Watson has the worst contract in NFL history

Deshaun Watson will go down as the worst contract ever.

Watson's poor play and injury history, combined with the $230M guarantee, make this a consensus opinion among analysts.
Loss
Sep 23, 2024
#13772
Big CatBig Cat

The Steelers cannot bench Justin Fields for Russell Wilson as long as they are winning

It feels like he's [Fields] kind of rounding into form to being a winning quarterback... I personaly would not [bench him]... you cannot bench a three and oh quarterback... You gotta wait until something bad happens and like he has a bad game and then maybe make a switch.

Mike Tomlin eventually did bench a winning Justin Fields for Russell Wilson in Week 7, and the team improved, proving Big Cat's 'you cannot' rule wrong in this specific instance.
Open
Sep 23, 2024
#24951
Big CatBig Cat

Starting Justin Herbert with a high ankle sprain against the Steelers was a mistake

I don't know why they started Justin Herbert in this game... I feel like that was maybe a mistake... I thought maybe just sit him out, try to win that game with Taylor Heinicke... because this is gonna linger now.

Herbert did struggle with mobility and eventually aggravated injuries, though he avoided a season-ending setback.
Win
Sep 23, 2024
#13773
Big CatBig Cat

Matt LaFleur is the current NFL Coach of the Year through three weeks

Matt LaFleur is the coach of the year through three weeks. It's insane... two wins without Jordan Love.

LaFleur remained a top candidate for COY throughout the season, leading the Packers to the playoffs with a young roster.
Void
Sep 23, 2024
#24954
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

David Montgomery and Jahmyr Gibbs are the best running back tandem in the NFL

Lions also got back to basics of just pounding the rock... I'd say best running back tandem in the NFL.

Subjective ranking of backfields.
Void
Sep 23, 2024
#13784
Big CatBig Cat

I am dangerously close to buying in on the Seahawks as a legitimate team

I am getting very close to buying in on the Seahawks... Mike Macdonald seems to be a very good head coach in three games. I am dangerously close to believing in the Seahawks.

Subjective valuation of team quality.
Win
Sep 23, 2024·Picks
#13786
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

One of the underdogs will win outright in the Monday Night Football doubleheader

Just pick one of the other, one of the underdogs is gonna win out. Right. That's guaranteed.

The Commanders (underdogs) defeated the Bengals outright 38-33.
Win
Sep 23, 2024·Who's Back
#24956
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams are going to make the playoffs

I would actually be a little bit nervous about that [the Rams win]... because the Rams won this game. And it Sean McVay. Yeah. They've literally proven they can win a Super Bowl. They're gonna get healthy. Correct. Correct. They're gonna make the playoffs.

The Rams made the 2024 playoffs, won the NFC West, beat the Vikings 27-9 in the Wild Card round, and advanced to the Divisional Round before losing to the Eagles 28-22.

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