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OKC Thunder’s Alex Caruso, Maxx Crosby Is A Raven, Jayson Tatum Is Back, CBB Regular Season Finale And LIV Golf Conspiracy

Monday, March 9, 202622 takes

Maxx Crosby is officially a Raven and we talk other pre free agency moves before the legal tampering window opens on Monday (-). Jayson Tatum is back and looks good plus Wemby is an alien (-). The CBB regular season finale and we already have madness plus Miami Ohio finishes the perfect regular season (-). Who’s back of the week including a LIV Golf conspiracy theory plus World Baseball Classic rocks (-). Alex Caruso joins the show to talk about his 1.5 NBA titles, is he one of the best role players of all time, trying to get back to the title, how he’s so good at defense and tons more (-). We finish with a very dumb debate about running plus lottery balls (-).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Alex Caruso on NBA Titles, Maxx Crosby to the Ravens, and the LIV Golf Conspiracy

Monday's show kicks off with the massive news that Maxx Crosby is officially headed to Baltimore. It is a terrifying move for the rest of the AFC North, especially considering Joe Burrow now has to survive a schedule featuring Crosby, Myles Garrett, and TJ Watt. Big Cat and PFT look at how the Ravens are shifting their entire team identity to win now.

Win
Mar 9, 2026
#29855
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Maxx Crosby to the Ravens is a great move that makes their defense scary

Congrats to the Ravens. Congrats to Jesse Minter. This is a good, a great move. Their defense is gonna be scary. I love the transition from Maxx Crosby was always meant to be playing in a badass uniform. Raiders to Ravens, it's like, okay.

The trade is real and the Ravens defense is historically elite.

While the Ravens are getting aggressive, Big Cat wonders if this signals a shift in how the organization views its own ability to find gems in the later rounds of the draft. It feels like the front office has realized the clock is ticking on their current window with Lamar Jackson.

Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29856
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens are abandoning their draft-and-develop philosophy because they've drafted poorly lately

The Ravens feel like the team for however long, I mean, pretty much their entire history, it's like what they do is they draft really well. They don't have to do these type of moves. And then they do this move... maybe the Ravens haven't drafted as well recently. So now they do have to join everyone else and be these guys.

Subjective analysis of team building strategy.
Open
Mar 9, 2026
#29870
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens have a three-to-four-year window with Lamar Jackson to go all in and win a Super Bowl

Are the Ravens basically saying Lamar Jackson, he's 29, he's got, we got like a three, four year window where we're gonna have to go all in here? You're kind of forking the road. Are you trying to keep your draft capital to keep reloading around Lamar Jackson? You're like, 'Hey, let's go win this right now.'

The Ravens' success in this window depends on winning a Super Bowl before Lamar Jackson hits his 30s.

Beyond the blockbuster trade, the NFL's 'legal tampering' window is about to open, and the market is already looking insane. Specifically, the value of centers has skyrocketed to a level that has Big Cat and PFT questioning if the position has become the most valuable commodity in the league.

Win
Mar 9, 2026
#29871
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL center market is currently the hottest position market in the world

The center market actually feels like it's the hottest market out there. The Packers signed their center who started seven games signed for 11 million a year. The center market just might be the hottest market in the world.

While 'hottest in the world' is hyperbolic, the sentiment reflects the actual 2026 free agency center market trends.

NBA Return and College Chaos

In the NBA, Jayson Tatum is back and looking like he never left, which has Hank feeling himself and his 15-to-1 futures bet. The guys look at the landscape of the East and the reality that the MVP race might be decided by the trainer's room rather than the stat sheet.

Win
Mar 9, 2026
#29861
HankHank

The Celtics are completely back with Jayson Tatum returning to form

He looks so good. The Celtics looks so good. They're, they're so back. Missoula is such a good coach. And he's not forcing it and like trying to take over. 'cause when your team's already second on the east, you don't need to come back and be a superstar.

The Celtics were indeed a top team in 2026.
Open
Mar 9, 2026
#29862
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The top NBA MVP candidates might be ineligible due to the 65-game rule

There's a good chance that like the top two guys or the top three guys aren't eligible. Yeah, we're on games missed watch. For like what Shai, Wemby and Jokic, right?

This depends on the final game counts for those specific players in the 2025-26 season.

As we approach Selection Sunday, the college basketball bubble is officially a disaster. Everyone on the bubble lost this weekend, leaving the committee with a mess of 15-loss teams to sort through. Big Cat is planting his flag for Miami (Ohio) after their perfect regular season, while also warning everyone about the dangers of the 8/9 seed line.

Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29863
Big CatBig Cat

Miami (Ohio) deserves a tournament bid for finishing 31-0, regardless of schedule

Miami, Ohio is so simple to me in that they should a hundred percent be in now that they've run the table and won. They're 31 and oh and they won every conference game. If you win every game in your conference and your 31 and oh on the last weekend of regular season, you should be in, no matter what happens in the conference tournament.

The committee eventually decides, but this is a stance on tournament philosophy.
Win
Mar 9, 2026
#29864
Big CatBig Cat

The 8/9 seed line is the worst possible spot in the NCAA tournament bracket

I saw someone saying that like it was novel and being like, wow, I've, I've just found this crazy thing. You don't wanna be on the eight nine line. No you don't. Nine line eight line is terrible.

Historically, 8 and 9 seeds have the lowest probability of reaching the Sweet 16 compared to even 10 or 11 seeds.

Alex Caruso in Studio

Our good friend and one-and-a-half-time NBA Champion Alex Caruso joins the show to talk about his transition to the OKC Thunder and his evolution into an all-time elite role player. Caruso breaks down the art of the transition steal and why he watches so much Premier League soccer to help his spatial awareness on the court.

Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29873
Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

Dennis Rodman is a role player because anyone who isn't a 30-point-per-game scorer is a role player

I would say [Dennis Rodman] is. But like, it's like, I think anybody who's not a 30 point a game scorer, you know, like the 20 to 30 like takes most of the shots is pretty much a role player.

This is a subjective definition of basketball roles.

He also gets honest about the NBA Cup, admiting that while the money is great, the atmosphere in Vegas for the semifinals and finals is a bit of a mind-fuck compared to a true playoff series. He's got some ideas on how to fix the format to make it even more intense for the players.

Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29874
Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

The NBA Cup would be better if the higher-seeded teams hosted home games throughout the bracket instead of playing at a neutral site in Vegas

I think it would be much better if they just did it like playoff series where they just had whatever the tiebreakers are and just have the better team, whatever team is ranked higher, host the game all the way. Maybe the championship you do neutral site... but like leading up to it, the best games in the cup are the games that lead up to Vegas.

This is a subjective opinion on league format.

Big Cat and PFT also make sure to remind Alex of his place in the PMT hierarchy, specifically where his various achievements rank compared to being on the cover of the upcoming 10-year anniversary book.

Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29876
Big CatBig Cat

Winning a Thunder NBA championship and appearing on the Pardon My Take book cover are more significant than winning the NBA Cup or the 2020 Bubble title

I think it goes: Thunder championship, book cover, NBA Cup second place, NBA Cup third place, and then the bubble championship. [74 in Tahoe] is up above the cup games. People gotta talk about it more.

This is a satirical ranking based on podcast bits.

Who's Back and The Half-Marathon Debate

Who's Back of the Week features a deep dive into the LIV Golf conspiracy. After rumors swirled that John Rahm was unhappy, he suddenly finds himself in the winner's circle in Hong Kong. Hank is convinced it's just pure skill, but Big Cat and PFT are smelling some Saudi interference to keep the stars happy.

Void
Mar 9, 2026·Who's Back
#29866
HankHank

John Rahm's win in Hong Kong wasn't a coincidence after rumors he was unhappy

John Rahm won the individual event. First time winning on Liv. It's huge. Huge for him. Definitely not a coincidence. No, he did not say he chose to stay on Liv, but he won. It sounds like they're keeping him happy.

Subjective claim about the legitimacy of LIV Golf outcomes.
Open
Mar 9, 2026·Who's Back
#29867
Big CatBig Cat

Phil Mickelson will win a LIV Golf event this year

Phil's gonna win one this year. Phil's gonna win one this year. They're getting him ready to... if you just say you want leave, they'll just give you a win.

PredictionGolfMediumSarcastic
Depends on the 2026 LIV Golf results.

To wrap up the show, the guys get into a heated debate about running records after a new mark was set in the half-marathon. While Hank respects the speed, Big Cat refuses to acknowledge it as a real athletic achievement, sparking a classic PMT argument about what actually counts as a 'real' race.

Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29869
Big CatBig Cat

The half marathon is a joke of a race that isn't a 'real' accomplishment

Half marathon's gotta be the lamest thing to break. Call it a 10,000, what is it? 10,000 meters. Half marathon is bullshit. Make it a full marathon or make it a 10K. It's just a joke. It is a joke of a race. In principle it is a joke.

Inherently subjective and contrarian.

Good luck to everyone on their conference tournament bets this week.

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More Takes

Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29857
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cowboys 'monitoring' every situation is just a facade for doing nothing

Thoughts and prayers to the Dallas Cowboys who are now leading the NFL in number of guys that they're monitoring... they've been monitoring every situation. So they were monitoring the Crosby situation extremely closely. And they're very disappointed that they did not get Maxx Crosby, despite the fact that they're monitoring.

It's a satirical take on the Cowboys' lack of action in free agency/trades.
Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29858
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears' stadium threats are just an anchoring tactic for negotiations

It's kinda like the Bears Stadium situation, which I've been saying all along. Like when they first said Arlington Heights, everyone's like, you can't move the Bears outta Chicago. Then they're like, what about Indiana? No, you can't move 'em outta state. Okay, what about Arlington Heights? Oh, that's sick. They're basically saying, Hey Carson Wentz. No, we can't have Carson Wentz. Okay, what about Gino Smith? Oh, actually that's pretty good compared to Carson Wentz. Smart.

This is a common political/business tactic often used in sports stadium deals.
Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29859
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kyler Murray's next team will reveal whether he actually cares about football

I think where Kyler decides to go is going to be very interesting. Yeah. Because no, no matter where he goes, I think we'll be able to say some very definitive statements about Kyler that might, might be wrong, but we'll definitely say them. If he goes to the Jets, it's like, oh, Kyler wanted to take a paycheck. Right. And he still doesn't care about football. Right.

Kyler Murray's reputation for 'not caring' is a long-standing trope that would likely be applied to a paycheck-driven move.
Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29860
Big CatBig Cat

A joint bachelor/bachelorette party is a 'pre-crime' indicating a lack of trust

If you do a joint bachelor bachelorette party, you just, that's pre-crime. That's the most insane thing possible. It's, it's, it's not, it's bad, bad behavior. It's, it's, that means you just don't trust each other.

Subjective opinion on social norms.
Open
Mar 9, 2026
#29865
Big CatBig Cat

Florida is a Final Four team if they hit 35% of their three-pointers

They've gotten significantly better as the months have gone along... all they have to do is hit. I know it's not all yet, but like 35 percent's not crazy. If they hit 35%, I think they'll be in the final four. I really do.

Florida's tournament run will determine this.
Loss
Mar 9, 2026
#29872
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Arnold Palmer umbrella logo exists because Palmer saw a woman getting out of a car with an umbrella and got horny

Arnold Palmer stood up and then he looked outside. He saw a really hot chick getting out of the car and she had an umbrella and he's like, 'fellas, I've got it: umbrellas. We gotta do umbrellas.' So he just got horny. He got horny for a chick he happened to see and he's like, 'we're doing umbrellas.'

Fact ClaimGolfHotSarcastic
The real story involves Palmer and his business partner seeing an umbrella on a rainy day, but the 'horny' detail is likely a classic PFT embellishment.
Void
Mar 9, 2026
#29875
Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

If an NBA player knows they are getting ejected, they should go all in and get their money's worth of shouting at the ref

Lou [Dort] would've, but he thought he wasn't gonna get ejected and then he got ejected so he didn't get his money's worth. That's like, that's like NBA rule number one. Like if you know you're gonna get ejected or you know you're gonna get like a second tech, you just, yeah, you go all in. You make it worth it.

This is a social 'rule' of the NBA and cannot be objectively proven true or false.
Open
Mar 9, 2026
#29868
Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

I guarantee a Thunder NBA Cup win next season specifically because I don't think it will happen

I hope we're gonna win the NBA Cup next year... I'm much more comfortable saying, I'll guarantee you. 'Cause I don't think it'll happen.

Caruso's literal claim is that they will win, which can be tracked, though he explicitly thinks it's a 'choke' scenario.

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