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Josh Allen and Marlins Man on Derek Jeter and the 2018 NFL Draft
The Final Four is set, and while most of the world is actually looking at their busted brackets, Big Cat is operating on a different level. After getting a little high and doing some deep thinking, he realized that he technically had a perfect bracket despite not actually filling one out. It’s the kind of logic that only makes sense in the PMT universe.
Big CatI would have had a perfect bracket this year if I had filled one out
Last night, I got a little high, and I did some thinking, and I think with everything I know now, I would have had a perfect bracket if I had filled out a bracket. ... I just pick the four hottest teams in basketball. Put them in the Final Four. ... I did it.
While Big Cat is busy winning hypothetical billions from Warren Buffett, PFT is looking toward the ice. After seeing the Capitals go up 4-0 on the Rangers in ten minutes, he’s officially ready to get hurt again. He’s throwing all sarcasm out the window and declaring this the year the drought finally ends in D.C.
PFT CommenterThe Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup this year
I am officially, without any sarcasm whatsoever... I think it is the Caps year... This is the Caps year.
The Jeter vs. Marlins Man Showdown
We called up our good friend Marlins Man to get the truth behind his public spat with the Marlins' new regime. According to the legend in the orange jersey, he tried to hand Derek Jeter a check for $200,000 for three years of season tickets, and the Marlins essentially told him to kick rocks. Marlins Man didn't hold back on the New York legend's management skills.
Marlins ManDerek Jeter is unqualified to run a baseball team
What has Jeter done ever to run a team as a success? What has he done ever, period? What businesses has he ever run? ... Bernie Williams carried him when he was on the Yankees. So what makes him qualified to run this team other than he was a ball player? None. Nothing.
It’s a bizarre PR move for a team that has already traded away its entire core. Marlins Man suggested that Jeter and company should probably stop acting like a contender and start leaning into the reality of their situation.
Marlins ManThe Marlins need to market themselves as an expansion team and lower expectations
They're like an expansion team. I told them at the town hall meeting and in my meeting, you've got to make people think it's an expansion team and lower expectations. ... Stop trying to tell everybody you're going to be a winner this year.
Josh Allen: The Rocket Scientist of Wyoming
In a moment months in the making, the crown jewel of DraftJoshAllen.com himself, Josh Allen, joined the show in studio. We’ve been pushing the Josh Allen agenda for a while now, mostly because he’s tall, has big hands, and looks incredible in shorts. We had to clear up some of the legends surrounding his arm strength, specifically the rumors that he can throw a ball over 90 yards.
Josh AllenI can throw a football 80 yards, but the 92-yard rumor is 'fake news'
I mean, probably, like, right around 80 yards. ... [The 92-yard rumor] was completely fake news. ... Absolutely.
Allen is a true football guy who grew up on a cantaloupe farm with zero animals and zero plan B. He’s the type of prospect who isn’t afraid to admit he could be a lethal weapon if he really wanted to be. When asked if he could kill a man with a football, he didn't blink.
Josh AllenI could kill a man with a football from 10 yards away
If a guy's standing right there and I threw a football at his head, I think I could kill him. ... Deadly within probably 10 yards, I'd imagine.
We talked through his junior college path, his tenure at Wyoming, and the time he accidentally called Dan Marino "Mr. Elway." He’s got the size, the arm, and most importantly, the ability to fit in with the PMT crew. He even humored us by agreeing to a one-seat-at-the-table arrangement for the draft, provided we duke it out with a broken stick.
Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Gruden's Time Machine
Hank put the unwritten rules of baseball on the hot seat after Mookie Betts did an in-game interview from the outfield. Big Cat is ready to take it even further to save the sport.
Big CatMLB should have every player miked up for regular season games
They should just have everyone miked at all times. I would love it. I'd watch another feed. ... First five innings. Perfect.
Meanwhile, Jon Gruden's return to the Raiders continues to provide endless content. Between his hatred of replay and his confusion over what actually constitutes "analytics," he’s essentially trying to drag the NFL back to 1998 by any means necessary.
Big CatJon Gruden will wear a 'Make Football Great Again' hat within the next year
I think at some point in the next year, John Gruden will wear a hat, make football great again.
We also touched on the Rams' recent shopping spree. While the rest of the NFL world is crowning them the next Super Team after signing Ndamukong Suh, Big Cat’s gambling brain is sensing a total collapse on the horizon.
Big CatThe Los Angeles Rams are going to suck and miss the playoffs despite their talent
I think the Rams are going to suck. They have too much talent... They're a surefire lock to win the NFC West, possibly go to the Super Bowl. They're going to miss the playoffs.
To wrap up, we hit a quick Stay Woke on Ronda Rousey’s recent media tour. After she shut down Mike Golic for asking a hypothetical question about time travel, PFT is convinced we’re watching a masterclass in professional wrestling storytelling.
PFT CommenterRonda Rousey is in the middle of a 'heel turn' in her media appearances
I have to stay woke on it. I think she's turning heel. This is the start.
Hopefully, Josh Allen doesn't lock his keys in his new truck once he gets that signing bonus.
