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The Undertaker, Mt Flushmore Of Business Decisions And What Makes A Cool Hat Guy

Wednesday, May 20, 202021 takes

There are no sports but we break down what makes a cool hat guy a cool hat guy ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat is reading a book and PFT has discovered the best new sports debate ( - ). The Undertaker joins the show to talk about his new documentary "The Last Ride" his career in the WWE, behind the scenes of wresting, inferno matches, and being buried alive ( - ). Segments include not to brag but we called it, Mt Flushmore of business decisions, and Guys on Chicks.

The Undertaker on WWE Career, Hell in a Cell, and Mt. Flushmore of Business Decisions

With the sports world still largely on pause, Big Cat and PFT are looking for any signs of life. While Big Ben shaving his beard might be a 'first Robin of spring' signal for the NFL, Big Cat is looking much closer on the calendar for the return of the big two.

Win
May 20, 2020
#9112
Big CatBig Cat

MLB and NBA will both return in July 2020

I have a prediction that we will have baseball and basketball in the month of July.

MLB returned on July 23, 2020, and the NBA bubble games began on July 30, 2020. Prediction was spot on.

Speaking of the NFL, the guys checked in on the Steelers' quarterback room. While Big Ben is back to throwing, Big Cat has a very specific vision for the future of our good friend Duck Hodges, seeing him as the next great clipboard holder who manages to stick around for a decade plus.

Loss
May 20, 2020
#9113
Big CatBig Cat

Duck Hodges will have a 12-year career as a lucrative backup quarterback

I also think that our friend duck duck Hodges has kind of set a little career path in place for himself where he could be the backup behind Big Ben and then he could sign a lucrative backup quarterback contract elsewhere. He could be like a David Carr type quarterback that just kind of like hangs out for 12 years.

Devlin 'Duck' Hodges played his last NFL game in 2019 and retired from football in 2022 after a stint in the CFL.

This led to a deeply important debate about 'cool hat guys.' According to Big Cat, being a cool hat guy isn't something you can just decide to do one day. It’s an innate quality that some quarterbacks, like Dak Prescott, possess, while others, like Eli Manning, simply do not.

Void
May 20, 2020
#9114
Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott is a 'cool hat guy' who can pull off a cowboy hat

I actually think Dak Prescott is cool hat guy. I think he could run like even a cowboy hat like he something that's not a normal hat. I think you look good.

This is entirely a matter of fashion opinion.

The Deadman Speaks

The Undertaker joined the show for a rare, out-of-character interview to discuss his legendary career and his documentary, 'The Last Ride.' Hearing Mark Calaway talk about the physical toll of 30 years in the ring was jarring, especially when he detailed how close he came to disaster during a match in Saudi Arabia.

Win
May 20, 2020
#27384
The UndertakerThe Undertaker

The bump against Goldberg at Super ShowDown 2019 was inches away from being catastrophic

The bump that I had in Saudi when I was working with Goldberg over there. I think that one was a couple inches from being probably catastrophic. It kind of sent out nerve impulses to all my injuries at once, like an electrical charge went through my body.

Footage of the match confirms Goldberg dropped Taker directly on his head/neck, which is universally regarded as a near-disaster by wrestling analysts.

Big Cat and Taker walked down memory lane, discussing the most iconic moments in WWE history. Taker reflected on the infamous Hell in a Cell match against Mick Foley, describing a surreal out-of-body experience as he watched Mankind fall from the top of the cage. He didn't hesitate to give Foley his flowers, either.

Void
May 20, 2020
#9117
The UndertakerThe Undertaker

Mick Foley is one of the five toughest people in WWE history

[Mick Foley] is definitely top five. That's for sure. Some of the bumps he's taken is this like proof they're off the chart.

Ranking toughness is subjective, but Taker is a primary authority on the matter.

He also gave some insight into the psychology of his legendary entrances. It turns out that the legendary slow walk wasn't just for atmosphere; sometimes it was a strategic move based on the quality of the opponent waiting for him in the ring.

Win
May 20, 2020
#9119
The UndertakerThe Undertaker

The Undertaker would walk slower to the ring if he knew the match was going to be bad

A lot of times that would just depend on my opponent. If I was working with somebody that that was pretty limited... I was like man I got to get I'm gonna get my money's worth out of this entrance. So yeah there there were times that I would take a little bit of extra time because I knew the match is going to be horrible.

This is a statement of intent and personal history from the speaker.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a look at the evolution of the LeBron vs. MJ debate. With LeBron mentioning he'd love to have played with Jordan, PFT noted that the goalposts for the GOAT debate have officially shifted into a weird new territory.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The LeBron vs. MJ debate has evolved into whether LeBron would be a better #2 than Scottie Pippen

LeBron James has been Quoted as saying that he would like to have played with MJ not against them... now the debate has shifted to would LeBron James be a better number two than Scottie Pippen is. So now we're comparing that now we're saying would LeBron be a better number two than Scotty was to Jordan.

The debate is subjective, but PFT is correctly identifying a shift in media discourse at that time.

Meanwhile, Big Cat’s brain is on the Cool Throne because he started reading a book about the Silk Road. He's officially 'biohacking' by avoiding his phone before bed, though he admitted he’s already becoming that annoying guy who recommends books to everyone he meets.

Mt. Flushmore of Business Decisions

In a totally random segment that definitely wasn't inspired by any recent massive podcast deals, the guys drafted the worst business decisions in history. PFT went for the jugular early, targeting the missed opportunity that eventually killed the video store.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Blockbuster not buying Netflix for $50 million is the worst business decision ever

This is an easy one blockbuster not buying Netflix 450 million dollars. Blockbusters like know people like coming into our physical retail locations for the smell... easy number one for me.

While subjective as 'the worst', the fact that they turned it down and subsequently went bankrupt while Netflix thrived is historical fact.

Big Cat took the opportunity to air some personal grievances, including Mark Cuban's failure to invest in the Big Cat brand early on and the short-lived tenure of Barstool on worldwide leader's airwaves.

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Big CatBig Cat

ESPN canceling 'Barstool Van Talk' was a bad business decision that alienated a key demographic

My second pick, I will go with ESPN canceling Barstool Van Talk and making an entire demographic of young male adult sports fans hate them forever. Good pick.

This is a subjective business evaluation, though many media analysts agree it was a PR and business stumble for ESPN's youth outreach.

Hank stayed in his Boston roots for his first pick, referencing the most cursed transaction in baseball history, while PFT wrapped things up by reminding everyone that some of the worst business decisions aren't financial—they're just about poor spatial awareness on a basketball court.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Vince Carter's dunk over Frederic Weis is the most vicious in basketball history

Fredrik Weiss not getting out of the way of Vince Carter worst business is very is he's ever made? Yep. Yep. It was vicious nut dragging dunk in history of basketball.

Subjective opinion on the quality of a dunk.

Hopefully, none of us ever end up on the receiving end of a 'vicious nut-dragging dunk' like Frederic Weis did.

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More Takes

Void
May 20, 2020
#27381
Big CatBig Cat

Only 'upper echelon' guys can rock obscure hats like fedoras and have it feel normal

There's something about dudes who can rock like cool hats and have it feel normal. It's just it's not an attainable goal for regular dudes. It's just their upper echelon guys.

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion about fashion and social perception.
Void
May 20, 2020
#27382
Big CatBig Cat

Eli Manning is incapable of pulling off a 'cool hat'

I would love to see Eli Manning try to pull off a [hat] now. He can't. He would never be able to do it.

Subjective opinion on Eli Manning's fashion potential.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Horace Grant would defeat Michael Jordan in a one-on-one fight

I would actually take Horace Grant in a fight. You forget the Charles Oakley goes everywhere MJ goes, but one-on-one though, if you see Horace Grant, he's like six-nine, 250. He still looks jacked as hell.

This is a hypothetical physical confrontation between two retired athletes.
Void
May 20, 2020
#9116
The UndertakerThe Undertaker

The Undertaker vs. Mankind 'Hell in a Cell' included an outer-body experience

I kind of had like an outer-body experience when I threw [Mick Foley] off onto the table is like I could see myself standing up there and I could see Mick Falling and it seemed like it took an eternity for him to hit that table.

This is a personal recollection of a physical sensation.
Void
May 20, 2020
#9118
The UndertakerThe Undertaker

The Undertaker and Kane storyline is the greatest in WWE history

I think the the storyline of you and Kane and Paul Bearer is the greatest story line that that has ever been written in the WWE... [Taker responds] it just it just grew and grew... it was so many layers to it.

Subjective evaluation of storytelling quality.
Void
May 20, 2020
#27385
The UndertakerThe Undertaker

The Attitude Era was the best time in the history of professional wrestling

When the Attitude Era hit and that took off in the Monday Night Wars, then that was the best time ever. It really was good.

This is a subjective evaluation of an era of entertainment.
Win
May 20, 2020
#27386
The UndertakerThe Undertaker

I couldn't take movie roles because playing a different character would ruin the Undertaker persona

I turned down other outside projects because to me, my mindset on this whole process was like I can't go and do a movie where I'm a different character and then come back and then try and be Undertaker. It was just too big of a disconnect.

The Undertaker is explaining his own past career decisions and personal logic.
Win
HankHank

The Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to fund a play was a terrible business decision

I'll go I guess with the Red Sox trading the Babe Ruth, best baseball player of all time, for rights to a play. Probably a huge mistake.

Ruth went on to become the greatest player ever for the rival Yankees while the Sox went on an 86-year championship drought.
Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Decca Records turning down The Beatles is the worst business decision ever

Decca Records turned down The Beatles. And I mean that's basically the worst business decision ever to turn down The Beatles. They went and auditioned for them and they're like nah, we don't want you.

The Beatles became the best-selling band in history, generating billions in revenue for the labels that did sign them.
Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Cam Newton's failure to dive on the fumble in Super Bowl 50 was a bad business decision

My third pick going to be Cam Newton in the Super Bowl. Bad business decision. Did not jump on that stumble. Everyone talks about it to this day.

The play is widely cited as the turning point in the game and the moment Cam's narrative shifted from superstar to questioned leader.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Mark Cuban made a mistake by not buying 10% of Big Cat's brain for $1 million

I'll go with Mark Cuban up buying 10% of my brain he's an idiot that was a dumb business decision I'm going to make I'm going to make that money back it was for a million dollars he regrets it 1 million dollars and he got all my lifetime earning from that day forward.

Hot TakeBusinessHotSarcastic
Given Big Cat's massive success and the value of Barstool Sports, 10% of his future earnings for $1M would have been a legendary ROI for Cuban.

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