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Tracy McGrady, Warriors Back In The Finals, The Heat Are Dead And Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, May 27, 202219 takes

The Warriors are back in the Finals for the 6th time in 8 years and we're back rooting for how much fun they can be. (-) Big Cat might be dying after the picture of he, pft, and Tracy McGrady is put on the internet. (-) We talk Heat/Celtics and Nathan MacKinnon scoring the coolest goal ever. (-) Tracy McGrady joins the show to talk about his one on one basketball league, the biggest what if from his career, who he has winning the finals, and of course his enormous pants. (-) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and a soft hand contest. (-)

Tracy McGrady on NBA 75 Snub, 13 Points in 33 Seconds, and Why He's Better Than Billy Football

It is officially the start of summer, and the Golden State Warriors have celebrated by clinching their sixth NBA Finals appearance in eight years. After a couple of seasons lost to the injury gods, the core of Steph, Klay, and Draymond is back on the big stage. Big Cat and PFT feel like we’ve time-traveled back to 2015, watching Klay Thompson enter the zone and Andrew Wiggins turn into a consistent monster.

Win
May 27, 2022
#12092
Big CatBig Cat

Returning to the NBA Finals is the crowning achievement for the Warriors' core

This feels like the crowning achievement for this group, to be able to go back there [the NBA Finals] after all the injuries, after KD came and left after guys are in and out and they've rebuilt themselves with that core of Klay, Steph and Draymond, and Steve Kerr there.

The Warriors did return to the Finals in 2022 and won the championship, effectively cementing this as their second dynasty era.

PFT is ready to rewrite history for the years they missed out, claiming that health was the only thing standing between the Warriors and a decade of total dominance.

Push
May 27, 2022
#12093
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Warriors would have made eight straight NBA Finals if not for injuries

I'm willing to make a giant excuse for the Warriors for the two out of the eight years that they did not make the finals. It's all because of injuries. Like the Warriors should have been in the finals eight years in a row.

In 2020 and 2021, the Warriors were plagued by injuries to Steph Curry and Klay Thompson. They made the Finals every year Steve Kerr coached them when healthy.

Heat-Celtics and the Concession Stand Conspiracy

The Eastern Conference Finals have been a different story, mostly defined by blowouts and a truly bizarre Game 5. Big Cat has a theory that the Miami Heat didn't lose because of bad shooting or Jimmy Butler's knee, but because of the arena's logistical failures. Apparently, the fans were so busy waiting for hot dogs that the Celtics got to treat the start of the second half like an open gym.

Loss
May 27, 2022
#12095
Big CatBig Cat

The Heat lost Game 5 because fans were stuck in concession lines, leaving the arena empty for the Celtics' 'shoot around' second half

I have a theory... The reason why the Heat lost on Wednesday night... halftime happens and then we come back. The arena is empty. The fans are all in the building... but most are stuck, still waiting in line for food... so the Celtics get opening possession and with an empty arena, it's basically shoot around for them.

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This is a humorous/satirical theory about crowd dynamics affecting a professional basketball game's outcome.

Hank was a nervous wreck throughout the game, despite the Celtics' eventual dominance. He’s convinced that Game 5 was the entire series, and with the Heat looking lifeless, it’s hard to argue.

Win
May 27, 2022
#12096
HankHank

Whoever won Game 5 of the Celtics-Heat series was guaranteed to win the series

I think if the, whoever won that game [Game 5] was going to win the series, Celtics are the better team.

The Celtics won Game 5 and eventually won the series in 7 games.

As for the legendary "Heat Culture," Big Cat isn't buying that Pat Riley is the only guy in the league who cares about body fat percentages. He suspects every team has a guy with skin calipers lurking in the hallway, ready to shame anyone who had an extra appetizer at dinner.

Void
May 27, 2022
#24533
Big CatBig Cat

The 'Heat Culture' of monitoring body fat is overrated and likely common across the NBA

I had one person who got very mad at me that I implied that other teams might check body fat, not just the Heat... I'm pretty sure every team's got trainers. What if you get stuck outside with a skin calipers?

This is a subjective opinion on the uniqueness of a team's training protocol.

Tracy McGrady Joins the Studio

The Hall of Famer Tracy McGrady joined Big Cat and PFT to discuss his new one-on-one league, the OBL. T-Mac is a purist when it comes to the game, arguing that five-on-five can sometimes hide a player's true skill, whereas one-on-one reveals everything.

Void
May 27, 2022
#12099
Tracy McGradyTracy McGrady

One-on-one basketball is the true, pure essence of the sport

One-on-one is the true essence of basketball. There's one-on-one and five on five, true matchups, but one-on-ones the true pure essence of basketball. I mean, we all grew up playing one-on-one.

This is a subjective view on the 'spirit' of the game.

When the conversation turned to his career, T-Mac didn't hold back on the recent NBA Top 75 list. While he's at peace with being in the Hall of Fame, he pointed out that some of the omissions were downright disrespectful, specifically highlighting a former teammate.

Void
May 27, 2022
#12102
Tracy McGradyTracy McGrady

Dwight Howard is the most disrespectful omission from the NBA Top 75 list

I don't take away from anybody that was on that list... but Dwight Howard to me is really the most disrespectful one [omission]. His prime years was phenomenal. Like he was the most dominant big in our game in his prime years.

While subjective, many analysts and players agreed that Howard's 3x DPOY and Finals run warranted inclusion.

We also got into the great "What Ifs" of his career. It’s easy to forget how close we were to a McGrady/Grant Hill dynasty in Orlando or T-Mac potentially joining forces with Tim Duncan if Doc Rivers had just been a little more chill about the team plane rules.

Void
May 27, 2022
#12103
Tracy McGradyTracy McGrady

If Grant Hill had stayed healthy, we would have created a dynasty in Orlando

If Grant Hill was healthy... I make it to the NBA finals with the Orlando Magic. We would have created a dynasty for sure.

The 2000s Magic were consistently derailed by Grant Hill's ankle injuries, but 'dynasty' is an unprovable high bar.

Reflecting on his own greatness, T-Mac credited his success to being a natural-born athlete who could have dominated any field he stepped on, whether it was the hardwood or the pitcher's mound.

Push
May 27, 2022
#24534
Tracy McGradyTracy McGrady

I was born with natural God-given talent that allowed me to excel at any sport without even practicing

I was born with a natural ability, natural skillset. Like you could drop, God just dropped me on earth and was like 'son, you could play baseball, basketball, football, pick your choice'. I could throw a football 60 yards. I could throw a baseball 88 miles per hour in high school. I ran a four four or four five. And I could play basketball. This was without practicing to anything.

It's a fact claim about his own past abilities; while his professional success is documented, the claim of zero practice is hyperbole.

NHL Playoffs and Fyre Fest

While the NBA has been a string of blowouts, the NHL has been delivering absolute heaters. PFT is officially declaring hockey the superior viewing experience right now, especially after watching Nathan MacKinnon turn into a human highlight reel.

Void
May 27, 2022
#12098
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NHL is currently much better than the NBA

Basically what we can take away from these hockey playoffs is that NHL is way better than the NBA right now. The hockey games have been incredible.

This is a subjective take on entertainment value, though many sports fans agreed the 2022 NBA playoffs were marred by blowouts.

Big Cat was particularly mesmerized by MacKinnon’s coast-to-coast effort, even if the ending of the game sucked the air out of the building.

Void
May 27, 2022
#12097
Big CatBig Cat

Nathan MacKinnon's coast-to-coast goal against the Blues was one of the greatest ever, but will be forgotten because the Avalanche lost the game

Mackinnon was maybe had the greatest goal ever that everyone's going to forget... coast to coast, like insane goal. If you just watched the last three seconds... you'd think it was an insane goal.

Subjective opinion on the quality and legacy of a sports highlight.

To wrap up the week, we hit Fyre Fest. Hank is going through a corporate identity crisis, Billy is convinced Apple Watches are the downfall of Western civilization, and PFT is contemplating a "fake college" to keep his XFL dreams alive.

Void
May 27, 2022·Fyre Fest
#24538
Billy FootballBilly Football

Apple Watches are the primary tool used for cheating in modern academia

Apple watches in my opinion, ruined academia because literally they're the number one thing used to cheat... It's just rampant uses. I've never had an apple watch, but I wanted to buy one just because like, it would have been so much easier.

While smartwatches are a known tool for cheating, 'ruining academia' is a subjective hyperbole.
Void
May 27, 2022·Fyre Fest
#24537
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The XFL should have a 'fake college' loophole to allow older players to qualify for tryouts

I'm going to find out I've got my agents and representatives reaching out to find out the details... or if maybe there's a fake college that I can enroll in in order to qualify for the XFL.

This is a comedic bit about personal plans.

The show ended with a heated debate over who has the most "blue-collar" hands in the office. Despite Billy's claims of working construction for two summers, a blindfolded handshake test from Jake Marsh proved that Big Cat actually possesses the more rugged grip.

Win
May 27, 2022·Fyre Fest
#12109
Big CatBig Cat

I have harder and tougher hands than Billy Football

I honestly I'll I'll like disavow my own title. I have stronger and tougher hands than [Billy Football]. I don't want the title. I don't want the belt. Admitting I have soft hands... they're soft. But you don't have hard hands. You are not as tough as you think you are.

Subjective result of a 'blind handshake test' conducted by Jake Marsh, who judged Big Cat's hands to be harder.

If you see Billy in the woods this weekend, don't worry, he's just trying to find his calluses.

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Win
May 27, 2022
#12094
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If the Warriors rebound the ball well, they cannot be beaten

I feel like if they rebound, they can't be beat. And low-key, the Warriors are pretty good rebounding team. They're not the soft Warriors that people used to hate on a few years ago. I think they were like top five or top six in the NBA and rebounds this year.

The Warriors beat the Celtics in the Finals, and Kevon Looney's rebounding was a critical factor in their success throughout the playoffs.
Void
May 27, 2022
#24536
Big CatBig Cat

The 2022 NBA playoffs have been great because of the unpredictability of the blowouts

I've enjoyed it thoroughly... You can either have what we've had this post season where it's a shitload of blow outs, but you can't really predict which team is going to blow which team out.

Subjective opinion on entertainment value.
Void
May 27, 2022
#12100
Tracy McGradyTracy McGrady

Kyrie Irving's skill set is so advanced it would be difficult for prime LeBron James to guard him one-on-one

Kyrie will be tough for LeBron to even guard in his prime. Right. We haven't really seen Kyrie skillset. We've seen snippets, but it's hard to really, really display your ultimate skillset in a five-on-five setting.

Subjective comparison of two all-time greats in a hypothetical format.
Void
May 27, 2022
#12106
Tracy McGradyTracy McGrady

The Warriors likely took Game 4 off against the Mavericks just to secure a lucrative Game 5 home gate

They up three [games]. Game four is in Dallas... they took a night off game four, 'Hey, let's make them travel all the way back out to the Bay Area. Take that flight. We'll blow they ass out.'

This is an unprovable claim about team intent, though the Warriors did win Game 5 at home.
Win
May 27, 2022
#24535
Tracy McGradyTracy McGrady

The Celtics will beat the Heat and advance to the NBA Finals

Nah, it's over. It's over Friday night. Celtics will be, make an appearance into the NBA finals.

The Celtics did eventually win the series in 7 games, though they didn't close it out that Friday night (Game 6).

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