I am giving up masturbation to get an edge for my upcoming fight
I've decided to give up masturbation. So for those who don't know, Hank is actually fighting. It's a real fight, Rough N Rowdy. December 15th. I need every edge I can get.
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View episodeFootball is inherently violent and trying to make it safe is a contradiction
And the fact that they've tried to change the rules means that they've conditioned us to think that football can be safe. And football is just not going to be safe. That's why it's an alpha males game.
Ben McAdoo changing his hair from the goofy cut to the slick-back style caused his demise with the Giants
I would have liked to see year three Ben McAdoo's hair because he went from the goofy haircut that we all made fun of to the slick back like Joe Cool, Ryan Grigson flip phone hair, which is partly why he had his demise, because he changed his hair.
The Celtics are saving the NBA and the league's viewership growth is because of them
NBA viewership's up like 32%. Celtics are the best team in basketball, so basically the Celtics are saving the NBA.
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View profileFanatics and Nike failed American fans by not producing enough USA hockey jerseys after the gold medal win
My Hot Seat: Fanatics and Nike... They thought that Canada was gonna win the gold, so they just did not make enough USA jerseys. And so by the time USA won the gold, they were already sold out. It's disgusting. Drop the ball.
Heat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio
My Cool Throne: Heat 2. Christian Bale. Leonardo DiCaprio. Disgusting film. Hell yes. I trust Jake Hamilton. He reported it. Christian Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Heat 2. I'm in. Awesome.
Jacob Bridgeman's wife is wrong; he is a better golfer than he is a person
Jacob Bridgeman... there was a clip on PGA tour posted from his wife that said he is a better person than he is a golfer. Not true. Not true, dude. You just won a PGA Tour tournament... You're a top 50 golfer alive right now. You're not top 50 human beings. Sorry buddy.