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HankBirds are not real and are actually government surveillance plants
Birds aren't real. They're government plant. Have you ever seen a bunch of birds go onto... Have you ever seen them on telephone wires? That's them charging. You've never seen a baby bird.
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PFT CommenterStetson Bennett is a future Hall of Famer
First, right off the top. Stetson Bennett, future Hall of Famer. Yeah. He looks good.
Big CatJustin Fields is officially 'the guy' and the Bears look awesome
I am at the point now where it is... there's a line in the sand. It's enough back and forth. Is he the guy? Justin Fields is the guy. I've started hate bookmarking Justin Fields slander to come back to it later... The Bears look fucking awesome and DJ Moore, you are the best ever.
PFT CommenterThe female orgasm is a myth created by 'Big Orgasm'
The female orgasm. Not real. Big orgasm has been lying to you guys. Girls don't come. They just do it because they like to make us feel bad for coming too quick. Exactly... let's be honest, let's get real honest here. That shit's not real.
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View profileHankFanatics and Nike failed American fans by not producing enough USA hockey jerseys after the gold medal win
My Hot Seat: Fanatics and Nike... They thought that Canada was gonna win the gold, so they just did not make enough USA jerseys. And so by the time USA won the gold, they were already sold out. It's disgusting. Drop the ball.
HankHeat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio
My Cool Throne: Heat 2. Christian Bale. Leonardo DiCaprio. Disgusting film. Hell yes. I trust Jake Hamilton. He reported it. Christian Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Heat 2. I'm in. Awesome.