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Mark TitusBe fat on your wedding day so you look better for the rest of your life by comparison
Some old man gave me advice on that, too. He said, whenever you get married, make sure you're really fat because then that's the one picture that everyone compares you to the rest of your life. Because that's the one picture you put in your house. It's like you on your wedding day with your wife. And so when you're walking by, they're like, damn.
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PFT CommenterLearn to do everything left-handed when you are eight years old
I would say learn to do everything left-handed. Tie your right hand behind your back for a while [when you're eight].
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Cursive is overrated. All of our eight-year-old listeners, cursive is [fucking]... You'll never need it again.
Mark TitusI was 6'4" and dunking in a basketball game by the 8th grade
I was 6'4 in eighth grade. I dunked in a basketball game in eighth grade. You're Magic Johnson. You're playing all five positions. I was like, dude, this is the greatest thing ever. I'm going to the league.
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View profileMark TitusNorth Carolina's inclusion in the tournament is the most egregious committee decision ever
I thought North Carolina, at no point in the season did they look like an NCAA tournament team. They, they, yeah. They, their, their, their highs weren't very high. Their lows were pretty damn low. And I was, I was stunned. I was, in all the years of, you know, that's how the bracket works. It comes out, we, we lose our minds about teams that got in that didn't deserve it. We, we feel bad for the teams that were left out. This is the most egregious example that I've ever seen.
Mark TitusThe 2025 National Champion will be a 1 or 2 seed
I think the national champion is in that group [of 11 teams meeting KenPom criteria]... I have a really good feeling that it was gonna be a one or a two. 'Cause if you watched all season, it just felt like these teams are just way better than everybody else. I feel that way this year for the first time since 2015. I have that same feeling again.
Mark TitusThe 2025 NCAA Tournament will be very 'chalky' with high seeds dominating
I think this is the year of chalk... I have a really good feeling that it was gonna be a one or a two. Because if you watched all season, it just felt like these teams are just way better than everybody else... I'm very, very confident that your national champion will be a one or two.