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Diversify your investment by buying scratch tickets in multiple states to become a millionaire

On a road trip, little pro tip, you buy scratch tickets or lotto tickets at every single stop in multiple different states. It's called diversifying your investment. And you will then become a millionaire.

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Buying lottery tickets is statistically unlikely to make one a millionaire, regardless of how many states they are purchased in.

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