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Aaron Rodgers will date or sleep with Zach Wilson's mom to establish dominance as the Jets' alpha

I think [Aaron Rodgers] is gonna fuck Zach Wilson's mom. Just get it out of the way. Be an alpha. Because I mean, Zach said he is gonna make whoever's gonna be the starting quarterback, he's gonna make their life hell.

There is no evidence this happened.

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Apr 26, 2023
#2134
Big CatBig Cat

I am heavily thinking about betting on the Milwaukee Bucks to win the series against the Heat

I am heavily thinking about betting on the Milwaukee Bucks to win the series still. I think it's like plus 1 15, 1 20. I know that's a short price. I still think they'll probably win it.

The Bucks lost the series to the Heat in 5 games, so a bet on them to win the series would have lost.
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Apr 26, 2023
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HankHank

The Atlanta Hawks might be a better team without Dejounte Murray

They might be better without [Dejounte Murray]. I'm already thinking that like, hopefully he comes back and they're back to being discombobulated.

The Hawks won Game 5 without Murray but were eliminated in Game 6 upon his return, giving this take a shred of credibility at the time.
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Apr 26, 2023
#2136
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The Nuggets will beat the Suns in six games

I'm just, I'm calling it right out. Nugs and six.

The Nuggets defeated the Suns in exactly 6 games.

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Maxx Crosby to the Ravens is a great move that makes their defense scary

Congrats to the Ravens. Congrats to Jesse Minter. This is a good, a great move. Their defense is gonna be scary. I love the transition from Maxx Crosby was always meant to be playing in a badass uniform. Raiders to Ravens, it's like, okay.

The trade is real and the Ravens defense is historically elite.
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The Cowboys 'monitoring' every situation is just a facade for doing nothing

Thoughts and prayers to the Dallas Cowboys who are now leading the NFL in number of guys that they're monitoring... they've been monitoring every situation. So they were monitoring the Crosby situation extremely closely. And they're very disappointed that they did not get Maxx Crosby, despite the fact that they're monitoring.

It's a satirical take on the Cowboys' lack of action in free agency/trades.
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Kyler Murray's next team will reveal whether he actually cares about football

I think where Kyler decides to go is going to be very interesting. Yeah. Because no, no matter where he goes, I think we'll be able to say some very definitive statements about Kyler that might, might be wrong, but we'll definitely say them. If he goes to the Jets, it's like, oh, Kyler wanted to take a paycheck. Right. And he still doesn't care about football. Right.

Kyler Murray's reputation for 'not caring' is a long-standing trope that would likely be applied to a paycheck-driven move.

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