Waking up after a blackout and realizing you still have your phone and wallet is an all-time thrill
Drinking too much, like completely blacking out... And waking up and checking your pants to see if your wallet and phone isn't there... That, that wake up of like... Oh my God, do I have my shit? That is a thrill in itself.
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I guess right now they are changing the course of the teams for the next four years. But then next year, a lot of these [NBA] players could just be like, I want to trade again because that's how much control they have over their destiny.
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The immediate reaction that I had was LeBron James does not control this league like he used to.
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