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Christian Yelich, Kawhi Is A Clipper, + Mt Rushmore Of Thrills

Monday, July 8, 201910 takes

Kawhi Leonard is a Clipper and we're back after a week off. All the fall out from the Kawhi News. Lebron doesn't run the league, everyone runs from Russ, Ballmer and Kawhi are a hilarious duo, everyone's sources were wrong and the NBA offseason is the best ( - ). We won another World Cup not to brag ( - ). Who's back of the week including Peter King eating the trash (- ). NL MVP Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about his VERY unfortunate back injury that keeps him out of Monday's Home Run Derby, if he'll play Tuesday night, and a new bet for the All Star Game to make good on missing Monday's derby ( - ). Segments include the Mt Rushmore of easy thrills, connect the dots what the fuck was up with the Bleacher Report picture, way to stay relevant baseball the Reds wore awesome uniforms Sunday. And a special Monday Reading for our friend Jared Lorenzen

Recap

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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019
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The NBA has the best offseason in sports

The NBA by far and away has the best offseason in terms of the free agency period and players moving around and teams completely changing the course of their next four to five years in a matter of moments.

While subjective, the NBA offseason is widely cited as the most transactional and dramatic in North American sports.
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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019
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LeBron James no longer controls the NBA like he used to

The immediate reaction that I had was LeBron James does not control this league like he used to.

The NBA entered a period of 'duos' rather than LeBron-centric superteams following this move.
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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019
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Lakers Twitter had the worst two-week showing of any fan base in history

Lakers Twitter had the worst two-week showing of any fan base, basically attacking anyone who would say that Kawhi was going anywhere but the Lakers... It was a full-blown, why wouldn't he go to the Lakers? We're the greatest team of all time, even though we haven't made the playoffs in forever.

Lakers fans were famously misled by 'insiders' like RDA during this period.
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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019
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I want Russell Westbrook to be traded to Miami for the ultimate second-round exit team

I want him to go to Miami because Russell Westbrook and Jimmy Butler together in Miami, the all-time 44 win, never going to go past the second-round team. Like, they would be a dynasty of that.

Westbrook was traded to the Rockets, not the Heat, in 2019. Jimmy Butler did join the Heat and led them to multiple Finals, far exceeding 'second-round exit' expectations.
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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019
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Klay Thompson will return early from his ACL injury and the Warriors will be dominant again next spring

Klay Thompson, if there's ever a guy who's going to do the Adrian Peterson, how the fuck is he back so early from an injury? It's Klay Thompson. And don't be shocked if next spring, all of a sudden, it's Klay, Draymond, D'Angelo Russell, and Steph, and being like, how the fuck are they doing this again?

Klay Thompson missed the entire 2019-2020 season and then suffered an Achilles injury, missing the 2020-2021 season as well.

Talking Soccer

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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019·Talking Soccer
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Rose Lavelle will be the next USWNT superstar for the next eight years

Here's my hot take about Rose [Lavelle]. She's going to be the next superstar for the women's national team for the next, like, eight years... I'm saying that she's the next Alex Morgan, Megan Rapinoe.

Rose Lavelle remained a key starter and face of the USWNT through the 2023 World Cup and 2024 Olympics.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019·Who's Back
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Wimbledon is a top-tier sport to take a nap through

Mount Rushmore of sports to take a nap through. I've been napping a lot through Wimbledon because it's the green. It's early to quiet. It's just a little bit of grunts here and there. But other than that, it's a nice little ease into a nap Wimbledon.

This is a subjective opinion on the watchability of tennis.
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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019·Who's Back
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Peter King is a hypocrite for criticizing the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

It is unbelievable to watch where Peter King draws the line. Putting a serial rapist into the Hall of Fame. Okay. Darren Sharper. Eating too many hot dogs on 4th of July? Nuh-uh. Don't do it. Covering a sport for 30, 40 years... where guys are dying from brain injuries... Okay. Watching Joey Chestnut eat 71 hot dogs on July 4th? Uh-uh. That's Peter King's line.

This is a subjective critique of King's consistency as a moral arbiter in sports.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019
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The 'ass-eating' bet with Christian Yelich is a lifetime commitment

I think it only should count for the one time. Like, you can't do the home run derby every year. I think it should be a home run derby. The next one you do, when you have to enter it and play in it, and that will be the bet.

Christian Yelich never won a Home Run Derby, and the hosts never had to fulfill the bet.

Mount Rushmore

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Take Slip·Jul 8, 2019·Mt. Rushmore
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Winning a bet that was a sure loser is an all-time thrill

Winning a bet that was a sure, sure, sure loser. Like dead in the water. You have an over and it comes back out of nowhere. Where you just wrote it off. That is an all-time thrill.

This is a subjective experience of gambling.