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People who participate in 'open letter' internet drama are going to die 20 years early from the stress of staying mad.

I just have a theory that everybody involved in this [open letter off] is going to die 20 years prematurely because they stay so mad.

While scientifically untested, it's a hyperbolic claim about the health effects of online stress.

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Jul 13, 2020
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Replying 'fuck you' to people, especially politicians, is always a cool and appropriate response.

You could reply to any email directly sent to you by saying 'fuck you' and saying 'fuck you' to people is always cool, right? I think we can all agree on that regardless of the party.

This is a subjective lifestyle and etiquette opinion that reflects the show's comedic brand.
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Everyone on the internet is a hypocrite regarding China and the NBA

The reality is everybody in the world or at least in the United States right now is a huge fucking hypocrite and they're all narcs their loser because you know what? You know what I'm typing on right now. I'm typing on a computer. I'm typing on a phone that was probably assembled in communist China... It sucks.

This is a subjective social critique that cannot be objectively proven true or false.
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Jul 13, 2020
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Woj will only be suspended for about 24 hours and will be back breaking news by Tuesday.

I think he's going to be suspended for like 24 hours. He's going to be back breaking news on Tuesday. Well, how can you suspend a person who's just like reporting news, right?

Incorrect. Woj was suspended for two weeks and did not return on the following Tuesday.

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Duke is the best team in the country and it would be an all-time failure if they don't win the title

This is the best team in the country. It would be an all time epic failure if Duke doesn't win the national title. They are the first time I believe that a team has reached plus 40 in Ken Palm since 1999. Duke... This team has it all.

The 2026 NCAA tournament has not occurred yet as of the episode date.
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Duke not winning the national title would be the most consequential sports story of all time

I think it would be the biggest sports story of all time. If Duke did not win the national title this year. All time. I think all time story... Duke not winning at all this year would be the biggest, the most consequential sports story of all time. Not our lifetimes of all time.

The outcome is pending, but the scale of the claim is subjective and satirical.
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Arizona's Tommy Lloyd is a candidate to choke in March because he is a Mark Few disciple

Tommy Lloyd being a Mark Few disciple, even though Arizona is really, really, really good. Yeah. I'm just like, that guy's getting choke in March.

Dependent on Arizona's 2026 tournament performance.

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