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Luke Bryan, Woj Suspended, And Soup Tube Is The Greatest Invention Ever
Woj suspended and the internet sucks beyond belief ( - ). Bubble Trouble in Orlando as the first groupie has been invited and Ben Simmons cant even hit the ocean with a fish ( - ). UFC Fight Island recap and who's back of the week and the world may be made of Cake ( - ). Country Music star Luke Bryan joins the show to talk about his new album, how he names songs, college football, and country music ( - ). Segments include way to stay relevant golf, drunk idea and monday reading, soup tube.
Recap
Big CatEveryone on the internet is a hypocrite regarding China and the NBA
The reality is everybody in the world or at least in the United States right now is a huge fucking hypocrite and they're all narcs their loser because you know what? You know what I'm typing on right now. I'm typing on a computer. I'm typing on a phone that was probably assembled in communist China... It sucks.
PFT CommenterWoj will only be suspended for 24 hours and will be back by Tuesday
I think he's going to be suspended for like 24 hours. He's going to be back breaking news on Tuesday. Well, how can you suspend a person who's just like reporting news?
Big CatESPN+ is the worst app in the history of the world
My entire thoughts on the evening are fuck ESPN+. It's the worst app in the history of the world. Every time there's a fight, this is what happens every single time. I buy it on my phone. Doesn't work on my phone. I try to login on my computer. Doesn't work on my computer.
Big CatKamaru Usman's foot-stomping strategy should be illegal in UFC
Who's Mondo foot-stomping. I mean that's just—that should be legal. It should be any it's more like just a pride thing dude, like beat someone without stopping their toes... It sucks.
Who Is Back
HankThe entire world might be made of cake
There was a video titled, 'These are all cakes.' It's like a three minute video... it blew my mind. Then everyone convinced themselves that you know, maybe the world is just a giant cake. Like the Matrix.
Billy FootballI need to catch a bat to test it for rabies so I don't have to get shots in my stomach
If I catch the bat then I can test the bat for rabies. So I don't have to get a bunch of shots in my stomach... I'm going to stay up all night to find this bat.
Interview
Big CatNaming songs after simple objects like 'trucks' or 'margaritas' is a work of genius
You are kind of a genius when it comes to the naming of your songs... My favorite is 'We Rode In Trucks' like, you know what that song's about. The simplicity of it is kind of genius... One Margarita, drink a beer. That one's about beer.
Luke BryanA man's singing voice reaches full maturity at age 38
I know that the male voice reaches full maturity. They say it 38 years old.
Monday Reading
Big CatThe 'Soup Tube' business idea is an absolute wave of the future
I would pay, I'd probably have like five or six different soup tubes installed in my kitchen right now... Out of the Monday readings we've done, Dave & Buster's guys is number one... Soup Tubes is number two... I would unironically purchase this.