I need to catch a bat to test it for rabies so I don't have to get shots in my stomach
If I catch the bat then I can test the bat for rabies. So I don't have to get a bunch of shots in my stomach... I'm going to stay up all night to find this bat.
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View episodeReplying 'fuck you' to people, especially politicians, is always a cool and appropriate response.
You could reply to any email directly sent to you by saying 'fuck you' and saying 'fuck you' to people is always cool, right? I think we can all agree on that regardless of the party.
Everyone on the internet is a hypocrite regarding China and the NBA
The reality is everybody in the world or at least in the United States right now is a huge fucking hypocrite and they're all narcs their loser because you know what? You know what I'm typing on right now. I'm typing on a computer. I'm typing on a phone that was probably assembled in communist China... It sucks.
Woj will only be suspended for about 24 hours and will be back breaking news by Tuesday.
I think he's going to be suspended for like 24 hours. He's going to be back breaking news on Tuesday. Well, how can you suspend a person who's just like reporting news, right?
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Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes
Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.
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