John Elway is officially canceled as a GM

John Elway has been canceled. He is obsessed with height. Height is not everything. He has traded for Joe Flacco... John Elway will not hear of anything unless you are a tall, rocket arm quarterback. And guess what? He's been canceled... He cannot find a quarterback.

Every man over 6'5 except for Blake Griffin is an asshole.

Every guy that's over 6'5 is an asshole... Every guy over 6'5 except for Blake Griffin is an asshole.

Paxton Lynch is the most unremarkable first-round quarterback of the last 25 years

Paxton Lynch, I'm going to say it right now, is the most unremarkable first-round quarterback that has ever been drafted in the past 25 years... No one even knows if Paxton Lynch is good or not because he only played four games... a guy that you will soon just forget even existed.

The Rams didn't add a single wrinkle to their offense for the Super Bowl

I couldn't believe that either. They really didn't do not one wrinkle... They got so many good players. They got so many things they've done all year. And the one play they gave us, which was a wrinkle, was the Brandin Cooks screen that hit for a little bit. And that was it.

Defensive units cannot last in the modern NFL without constantly evolving their scheme week-to-week.

Bill [Belichick] keeps players engaged because you're always evolving. You're not the same thing each and every week because I don't think you can last anymore in the NFL. People are going to pick you apart unless you have those outlandish defenses where you got freak athletes.

I am not going to the White House to celebrate the Super Bowl win.

No. I might make TMZ for that... People make it more big of a deal like this will probably get blown up.