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Mike Davis is a better fit for the Bears' offense than Jordan Howard

I don't know if [Mike Davis] is much more talented than Jordan Howard, but he's shown an ability to catch footballs, which makes him a better fit [for the Bears].

Jordan Howard was traded to the Eagles and had a productive season, while Mike Davis was cut by the Bears midway through the 2019 season after failing to make an impact.

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Mar 13, 2019
#17781
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The Giants are tanking a year too late

They're tanking a year too late from what they... Like, last year they should have, like you said, not given... they trotted out Eli Manning's corpse. You then didn't lose enough to be the number one pick this year and get Kyler Murray, so then you had to trade Odell Beckham to then get the picks so that you could then trade up for the number one pick that you could have had if you had just done what everyone said, just lose.

The Giants finished 4-12 in 2019 and did indeed enter a multi-year rebuild that saw Eli Manning benched for Daniel Jones.
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Mar 13, 2019
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The Cleveland Browns will win the AFC North

The Browns are the best team in the AFC North. Yeah, they are the best team in the AFC North. The Ravens watched part of their defense walk out. The Bengals are the Bengals. The Browns are going to win the AFC North.

The Ravens finished 14-2 and won the AFC North easily; the Browns finished 6-10 and missed the playoffs.
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Mar 13, 2019
#28403
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The Jets will sign Le'Veon Bell

We basically know where everyone's signing except Le'Veon Bell. We should each say one team. I'm taking Jets.

Le'Veon Bell signed a 4-year, $52.5 million contract with the New York Jets shortly after this episode aired.

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Fanatics and Nike failed American fans by not producing enough USA hockey jerseys after the gold medal win

My Hot Seat: Fanatics and Nike... They thought that Canada was gonna win the gold, so they just did not make enough USA jerseys. And so by the time USA won the gold, they were already sold out. It's disgusting. Drop the ball.

The inventory levels are fact-verifiable; if they were sold out immediately, the claim is correct.
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Heat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio

My Cool Throne: Heat 2. Christian Bale. Leonardo DiCaprio. Disgusting film. Hell yes. I trust Jake Hamilton. He reported it. Christian Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Heat 2. I'm in. Awesome.

Casting rumors for Heat 2 are ongoing; if the film releases with these stars, it would be correct.
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Jacob Bridgeman's wife is wrong; he is a better golfer than he is a person

Jacob Bridgeman... there was a clip on PGA tour posted from his wife that said he is a better person than he is a golfer. Not true. Not true, dude. You just won a PGA Tour tournament... You're a top 50 golfer alive right now. You're not top 50 human beings. Sorry buddy.

This is a subjective, comedic judgment of value.

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