California teenagers are some of the scariest people you can encounter.
Don't fuck with California teenagers. They're scary. They're way cooler than you. They'll TikTok in your face. Smash you in the head with their skateboard or fucking steal your wallet.
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The Big Loser this weekend was the course. That course sucked. I disavowed that course. They should take it off because there was no big game feeling with this course. It was a soft course.
If Rory McIlroy doesn't win the Open Championship this year, the narrative will become that he will never win another major.
I think if he doesn't win the open championship this year, then I think start of next season, Rory [McIlroy] will never win a major championship. It goes back to that conversation.
Hot Ones is an AI-proof show format because robots cannot feel pain or spice.
I actually think that your show might be AI proof because AI can't eat, it can't feel spice. It can't feel pain. Right.
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