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Hot Ones Host Sean Evans, Mt Rushmore Of Guys Not To Mess With, Wyndham Clark Wins The Us Open And The Suns Are Making Another Super Team

Monday, June 19, 202310 takes

Wyndham Clark wins the US Open in a much deserving victory even if the course fucking sucked and the crowd was pathetic. We talk US Open storylines and call out golf trackers who don't do their job of tracking (-). The Wizards trade Bradley Beal to the Suns and Ja Morant is suspended 25 games (-). Who's back of the week including David Freese, Jordan Love being an idiot, and some Huggy Bear talk (-). Hot Ones host and AWL Sean Evans joins us in studio to talk about his career, his favorite guests, the future of Hot Ones, and his favorite PMT moments including a story on how he may have saved the podcast (-). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of guys not to fuck with and the lottery ball machine (-).

Recap

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Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Los Angeles Country Club was a terrible course for the US Open.

The Big Loser this weekend was the course. That course sucked. I disavowed that course. They should take it off because there was no big game feeling with this course. It was a soft course.

Subjective opinion on course quality and atmosphere.
Win
Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023
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If Rory McIlroy doesn't win the Open Championship this year, the narrative will become that he will never win another major.

I think if he doesn't win the open championship this year, then I think start of next season, Rory [McIlroy] will never win a major championship. It goes back to that conversation.

Rory McIlroy did not win the 2023 Open Championship (Brian Harman won), and the 'never win again' narrative has indeed intensified.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chris Paul is going to win a championship with the Washington Wizards.

I don't think that this is a buyout situation. I think that Chris Paul's gonna win a championship in DC.

Chris Paul was traded to the Golden State Warriors just days later and never played for the Wizards.
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Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Ja Morant flashes guns on Instagram Live as a safety precaution to deter potential threats.

I kind of get why he's flashing a gun on Instagram live. Because his location is revealed. He wants anyone watching his Instagram live to know that he's strapped. It's a safety thing.

This is a subjective interpretation of Morant's motives, which Morant himself later apologized for and attributed to poor judgment, not safety.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023
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Hot Ones is an AI-proof show format because robots cannot feel pain or spice.

I actually think that your show might be AI proof because AI can't eat, it can't feel spice. It can't feel pain. Right.

While AI can simulate the visuals/voice, it cannot replicate the genuine physiological distress that drives the show's format.
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Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023
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Sean EvansSean Evans

Internet shows fail when they try to mimic the high-production look of TV.

I always think that as when people try to do internet shows that look like TV shows, they fail. Right. Because the internet, there should be a little bit more, there shouldn't be as much of a barrier between you and the audience.

This is a subjective business philosophy, though widely supported by the success of 'lo-fi' digital creators.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023·Who's Back
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The next US Men's National Team World Cup cycle will be a failure if they don't reach the quarterfinals.

Next world Cup. It's our year. If they don't get to at least the Elite eight... I'm sick of it. That's it. They need to get to the quarter finals. If they don't then it's a failure.

The 2026 World Cup has not happened yet.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

The Green Bay Packers are in trouble because Jordan Love is a moron.

Jordan Love posted a video today... he said Happy Father's Day to all Bears fans out there. Jordan Love is a fucking moron. So Jordan love basically called Bears fans his dad. And it was like the first moment that I've had in a very long time where I was like, Ooh, I think things might be changing... The Packers are in trouble.

Jordan Love went on to have a great first season as a starter, leading the Packers to a playoff win and continuing Green Bay's dominance over Chicago.

Mount Rushmore

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Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

You should never mess with the IT guy in your office.

The IT guy, don't fuck with him. Don't fuck. Do not fuck with him. He knows every he can, knows everything. Get every bit of information about you. He can watch you as you surf the net.

Subjective social rule.
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Take Slip·Jun 19, 2023·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

Anyone named Kyle is likely crazy and not to be messed with.

Anyone named Kyle. Don't fuck with them. Kyle's, Kyle's are fucking crazy. Kyle's got... the sickest sound system in his car. Your parents tell you not to hang out with Kyle's. You don't want to. Yeah, because he'll get you in trouble.

Humorous generalization about a name.