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HankHank

California teenagers are some of the scariest people you can encounter.

Don't fuck with California teenagers. They're scary. They're way cooler than you. They'll TikTok in your face. Smash you in the head with their skateboard or fucking steal your wallet.

Intimidation factor is a subjective personal feeling.

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Jun 19, 2023
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The Los Angeles Country Club was a terrible course for the US Open.

The Big Loser this weekend was the course. That course sucked. I disavowed that course. They should take it off because there was no big game feeling with this course. It was a soft course.

Subjective opinion on course quality and atmosphere.
Win
Jun 19, 2023
#9223
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If Rory McIlroy doesn't win the Open Championship this year, the narrative will become that he will never win another major.

I think if he doesn't win the open championship this year, then I think start of next season, Rory [McIlroy] will never win a major championship. It goes back to that conversation.

Rory did not win the 2023 Open Championship (Brian Harman won). Since then, he has continued to struggle in majors, intensifying this specific narrative.
Void
Jun 19, 2023
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Hot Ones is an AI-proof show format because robots cannot feel pain or spice.

I actually think that your show might be AI proof because AI can't eat, it can't feel spice. It can't feel pain. Right.

While AI can simulate the visuals/voice, it cannot replicate the genuine physiological distress that drives the show's format.

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HankHank

Roman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.

Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.

Whether a player is a 'liability' is subjective, though defensive stats can provide some evidence over time.
Loss
HankHank

AJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots

[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.

AJ Brown was not traded to the Patriots in the immediate aftermath of these rumors.
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HankHank

UConn can't win the championship

I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.

UConn was in the 2026 Final Four. Resolution depends on whether UConn won the championship.

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