California teenagers are some of the scariest people you can encounter.
Don't fuck with California teenagers. They're scary. They're way cooler than you. They'll TikTok in your face. Smash you in the head with their skateboard or fucking steal your wallet.
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View episodeThe Los Angeles Country Club was a terrible course for the US Open.
The Big Loser this weekend was the course. That course sucked. I disavowed that course. They should take it off because there was no big game feeling with this course. It was a soft course.
If Rory McIlroy doesn't win the Open Championship this year, the narrative will become that he will never win another major.
I think if he doesn't win the open championship this year, then I think start of next season, Rory [McIlroy] will never win a major championship. It goes back to that conversation.
Hot Ones is an AI-proof show format because robots cannot feel pain or spice.
I actually think that your show might be AI proof because AI can't eat, it can't feel spice. It can't feel pain. Right.
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Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.
AJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots
[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.
UConn can't win the championship
I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.