The Phoenix Suns will win the 2023 NBA Championship

I think we'd be remiss though if we didn't start out the show by congratulating Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns for winning the 2023 NBA Championship. Congratulations. Yes. Yes. It's his year... I feel like this has gotta be his year... There's no way that they lose.

The Philadelphia Eagles will win Super Bowl 57 by six points

I got birds by six.

There will be no 'doinks' (hitting the uprights) on any field goal or extra point attempt in the Super Bowl

I'm taking no doinks. The field goal on an R and extra point. If there's a doink, it pays out What? Hank plus 410, 420... I'm no doinks so I'm loading up and I think it's minus 540 on the Barstool Sportsbook.

I will be calling college football this fall

If I make myself publicly fully available right now, best case scenario, I'm in the booth calling college football this fall. Is that gonna happen? Is that reality? I don't know. But the odds are going to increase by making this jump right now.

The French Open court conditions were to blame for Novak Djokovic's meniscus injury

He blamed the court surface because of the rain. He asked them to wipe it multiple times and they did not approve... could this injury have been prevented? Possibly if there was just a little bit more frequent care of the court.

Dots Pretzels are the most addictive snack in existence

I've never been addicted to a snack more than this. And it's dangerous. It is crazy.