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Duke not winning the national title would be the most consequential sports story of all time
I think it would be the biggest sports story of all time. If Duke did not win the national title this year. All time. I think all time story... Duke not winning at all this year would be the biggest, the most consequential sports story of all time. Not our lifetimes of all time.
Arizona's Tommy Lloyd is a candidate to choke in March because he is a Mark Few disciple
Tommy Lloyd being a Mark Few disciple, even though Arizona is really, really, really good. Yeah. I'm just like, that guy's getting choke in March.