PMT DB
Blake Bortles And Paul Bissonnette
Louisville is vacating titles and we're not making any of the jokes you think we're going to make. Olympics are still going on (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with a deep dive on Steven Seagal becoming a cryptocurrency ambassador and how Golf is now problematic (-). Jaguars QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about the Jags playoff run, what Tom Brady said to him after the AFC Championship game, Wikipedia Club for Leap Days, and a crazy fan that showed up to his house (-). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk NHL, bash basketball, and explain the time the Penguins made him change his jersey number because Sidney Crosby's parents kept getting confused (-). Segments include Josh Allen Update (-), he's tall and can throw it far, Sabermetrics for Lebron vs MJ(-), Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and Guys on Chicks (-).
Recap
PFT CommenterIce dancing is just figure skating for betas
Ice dancing is just figure skating for betas. It's figure skating for people that weren't good enough to do the jumps.
Big CatYou can't have a tie in the Olympics; make them go again
I also saw that the bobsled team from Canada and Germany tied. Both got golds. How is that possible? Again, I'm not trying to be an Olympic hater, but you can't have a tie in the Olympics. You can't. It's the Olympics. Make them do it again. Go down one more time. What the hell are they doing?
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatScott Boras is on the hot seat because the MLB collusion against him is working
My other hot seat is Scott Boras. So Scott Boras, the number one MLB agent. He has had a tough offseason. He promised a lot of money to a lot of people, and he hasn't really come through... basically the entire collusion against Scott Boras has worked. And he's especially on the hot seat too because he's trying to convince everyone how he's doing well.
PFT CommenterI want to take out high interest loans to invest in Steven Seagal's Bitcoin 2Gen
I don't want to overreact, but I want to take out some high interest loans just so I can invest them in Steven Seagal's Bitcoin [2Gen]. That's how confident I am in this.
Interview
Blake BortlesRyan Tannehill is awesome and will take the next step next year
Yeah, I think Ryan Tannehill is awesome. [He will] take the next step.
Paul BissonnetteAssuming that 50% of MLB players are taking Adderall
I have spoken to people in baseball, and the assumption is right around 50%. Now, I don't know what the rules are as far as if you just get a doctor to prescribe it, it's fine by MLB... obviously, if you're taking it and you have not done the proper steps to tell the league that you are taking it, you can get in trouble.
Paul BissonnetteLeBron James' tears after winning the Cleveland championship were fake
I'm not a huge LeBron fan. I feel like he's very calculated. I felt like when he cried after he won it for Cleveland, he felt like he had to cry because MJ cried when he came back and did his thing and it made it emotional. Fake tears.
Paul BissonnetteThe Blackhawks core will be fine after a full summer to recharge
That core group of players has played a lot of hockey over the last eight or nine years... they're not getting that summer, the proper summer training where you're playing catch up... I think these guys need a full summer, hit the recharge button. I think they're going to be okay.
Paul BissonnetteThe Nashville Predators or Pittsburgh Penguins will win the 2018 Stanley Cup
If I had to go gun to your head... safe bet, I'd probably pick Nashville. East is going to be tough. Let's go, I'll say Pittsburgh again.
Josh Allen Update
Sabermetrics
Big CatKobe Bryant is the real GOAT because he doesn't need a debate partner
LeBron versus MJ is the GOAT debate... that means that LeBron and MJ need each other to be a part of the goat discussion... which means Kobe's the goat. Kobe doesn't need LeBron or MJ to be considered a goat debate. They're just Kobe. He'd debate against himself. Kobe 8 versus Kobe 24.