Sean Payton will join Amazon for their NFL coverage

I'm like 90% sure I can predict what's going to happen in the next two years for Sean Payton, Amazon. Amazon... They might put them in a booth with Drew Brees and have him do their little thing together and be like, Hey, we're the Saints.

Mike McCarthy will be fired as Cowboys head coach exactly one year from today

Mike McCarthy is the lamest of ducks right now because he knows that Sean, this is Sean Payton's job. I'm first reporting it right now. Mike McCarthy has been fired as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys exactly a year from today, minus two weeks.

The Ravens might move on from Lamar Jackson

What if the Ravens moved on from Lamar Jackson? Why? He got hurt. They got rid of his offensive coordinator... I just said, keep an eye on it. This is complete and utter reckless speculation.

I could catch 10 passes in an NFL game today if I played tight end

I mean, at tight end? Sure. I could get 10 catches receiver three... slant back shoulder type... being savvy and understand how to get in certain positions.

The Broncos' 2023 turnaround is 100% because Russell Wilson never folded as a leader

This season turned around. It starts with leadership and it starts with one guy, Russell Wilson... he doesn't change, he doesn't fold even when it fucking hurts... he stayed the same... my theory is that the turnaround happened because Russell Wilson and his unwavering faith, he never folded even when it hurt.

Antonio Brown has only a 10% chance of ever playing in the NFL again

I would say a 10% chance. I love Antonio because we shared a locker room... but at the end of the day, he put himself in this situation. Look at the market for him last off-season.