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Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall

I could catch 10 passes in an NFL game today if I played tight end

I mean, at tight end? Sure. I could get 10 catches receiver three... slant back shoulder type... being savvy and understand how to get in certain positions.

Marshall did not return to the NFL. While unfalsifiable in a real game, the physical demands of the modern NFL make a 10-catch performance for a 40-year-old retired WR nearly impossible.

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Dec 1, 2023
#18817
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The Dallas Cowboys are basically the same team they were last year

Dallas fans are so confident right now, as they should be. You're a good team, but you're basically the same team that you've been, or that you were last year at least. Yeah. Well, well, Mike McCarthy is the same guy that he was last year.

The Cowboys finished 12-5 for the third straight year and suffered another early, embarrassing playoff exit (Wild Card vs Packers), validating the take that they hadn't actually changed their ceiling.
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Dec 1, 2023
#18818
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Dak Prescott is a legitimate NFL MVP candidate

Dak Prescott's playing way better than last year. He is playing out of his mind. Like, and I know he probably won't win the MVP because the MVP's gonna go to the one seed... I'm just saying Dak Prescott. I mean, he's playing phenomenal, phenomenal football.

Dak Prescott finished 2nd in MVP voting for the 2023 season, losing to Lamar Jackson. He led the NFL in passing touchdowns (36), proving he was a top-tier candidate.
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Dec 1, 2023
#18819
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DK Metcalf is the fastest dude in the NFL

DK [Metcalf] had a hell of a game... they said that he reached a speed of like 22.2 miles per hour, which is 0.2 miles per hour faster than Tyreek Hill has been with the ball this year. And for DK to be faster than Tyreek Hill, despite the fact that he outweighs him by, what do you think? 50 pounds? Is insane. It's insane that, that's the fastest dude in the NFL.

DK Metcalf recorded the fastest ball-carrier speed of the 2023 season at 22.23 mph. However, Tyreek Hill has historically recorded higher speeds and is widely considered faster in a vacuum, though Metcalf held the 'crown' for this specific metric in 2023.

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Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall

The Broncos' 2023 turnaround is 100% because Russell Wilson never folded as a leader

This season turned around. It starts with leadership and it starts with one guy, Russell Wilson... he doesn't change, he doesn't fold even when it fucking hurts... he stayed the same... my theory is that the turnaround happened because Russell Wilson and his unwavering faith, he never folded even when it hurt.

While Wilson played better during the win streak, the defense also improved historically (16 turnovers in 5 games). The Broncos later benched Wilson for the final two games of the season, casting doubt on him being the long-term solution.
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Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall

Antonio Brown has only a 10% chance of ever playing in the NFL again

I would say a 10% chance. I love Antonio because we shared a locker room... but at the end of the day, he put himself in this situation. Look at the market for him last off-season.

Antonio Brown never signed with another NFL team after his release from the Buccaneers.
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Brandon MarshallBrandon Marshall

Patrick Mahomes is the clear #1 young quarterback with no debate

If I had to rank these guys, Patrick Mahomes, number one, easy, easy. It's not even a debate. Patrick Mahomes... you gotta go win the Super Bowl and you gotta go do what he's done consistently year after year.

Mahomes has won two more Super Bowls since this take, further proving Marshall right.