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Oct 18, 2019·Yankees Astros
#19063
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Judge is too tall to be a consistent hitter

My hot take [is] that Aaron Judge is too tall... Altuve would be basically at his tits and [Judge] can't like get his body down that low... the strike zone is much bigger. It's a fact that the strike zone is bigger.

While Judge has a massive strike zone, he won MVP in 2022 and has been one of the best hitters in baseball, making 'too tall' factually debatable as a liability.

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Oct 18, 2019
#19060
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Patrick Mahomes' knee injury will only keep him out for 3 to 4 weeks

Patrick Mahomes has a knee... hopefully it's only gonna be like three or four weeks. But if he has a ligament [tear] then it's more.

Mahomes dislocated his patella and returned in Week 10, exactly three weeks later (missing 2 games). PFT was very accurate.
Win
Oct 18, 2019
#19061
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe Flacco's body language is the most concerning thing about the Broncos offense

The most concerning thing about Joe Flacco tonight was his body language overall. He has a face that he looks like he's always looking for his car in a big parking lot... He looks like he knows that his body is not capable of doing anything anymore.

Flacco was placed on IR shortly after this game and never played for the Broncos again, confirming the 'not capable' sentiment.
Win
Oct 18, 2019
#25923
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

John Elway is so good at evaluating quarterbacks that he chooses to never draft them

John Elway owes somebody a lot of money and he's actually very good at evaluating quarterbacks. He's so good, in fact, that he never drafts [one].

Elway's struggles to find a franchise QB post-Manning are well-documented, making this a classic PMT roast.

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Void
May 15, 2026
#30496
Big CatBig Cat

The 2026 Thanksgiving Day schedule is the best single day of football ever

Wednesday night is the Packers versus the Rams. Then Thursday, Thanksgiving day is Bears, lions, Eagles, Cowboys, chiefs bills. That will be great. Like the day of Thanksgiving? Yeah. That's the best day of football I think maybe ever.

Whether it's the 'best day ever' is a matter of personal opinion and game quality.
Loss
May 15, 2026
#30498
Big CatBig Cat

The Colorado Avalanche will win the Stanley Cup

Congratulations to the Colorado Avalanche on winning the Stanley Cup. I'd like to say congratulations to the [Avs]. Pretty good bet to the [Avs]. Pretty good it's a pretty good bet if you, if you're a betting man, which I am. Congrats to the [Avs].

The Avalanche were eliminated in the second round by the Stars in 2026.
Void
May 15, 2026·Zoo Trades
#30500
Big CatBig Cat

Pittsburgh fleeced Boston in the gorilla trade

I think Boston got fleeced. Frankie got traded, 7-year-old. Frankie got traded to the Boston Zoo. He's going to just be chilling with a bunch of other dudes. Little Joe got traded to Pittsburgh because he's going to be mating and making new gorilla. Pittsburgh's the one that's gonna be making more gorillas. You guys are do everything all wrong. They're, they're making a gorilla factory in Pittsburgh.

Evaluating zoo conservation efforts through the lens of a sports trade is inherently comedic and subjective.