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Derek Watt, Steve Wilkos, Week 7 NFL Preview And Picks
Patrick Mahomes got hurt and it's Matt Moore time. The Broncos offense is big doo doo that even Troy Aikman is openly bashing it.(-) PFT gives his scouting report on Yankees/ Astros. (-) NFL Week 7 story lines and picks plus Big Cat's Cant Lose Parlay that definitely won't lose.(-) Fantasy Fuccbois. (-) Chargers FB Derek Watt joins the show to talk about growing up a Watt, playing Fullback in the NFL, his 1 touchdown, and our relationship with JJ. (-) Steve Wilkos joins the show to talk about his career in reality television, being Jerry Springer's security guard during the Jerry Springer heyday and hosting his own show. (-) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week, (-) Manalytics for KD, (-) Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, (-) and a special Barstool Van Talk FAQ's.(-)
Recap
PFT CommenterPatrick Mahomes' knee injury will only keep him out for 3 to 4 weeks
Patrick Mahomes has a knee... hopefully it's only gonna be like three or four weeks. But if he has a ligament [tear] then it's more.
PFT CommenterJoe Flacco's body language is the most concerning thing about the Broncos offense
The most concerning thing about Joe Flacco tonight was his body language overall. He has a face that he looks like he's always looking for his car in a big parking lot... He looks like he knows that his body is not capable of doing anything anymore.
Yankees Astros
PFT CommenterThe Astros are better than the Yankees in every facet: rotation, lineup, and relievers
As a scout, I am afraid of the Houston Astros. I will say it, I'm afraid. Their rotation is just as good as the Nationals and their lineup is better and their relievers are better.
Big CatAaron Judge is too tall to be a consistent hitter
My hot take [is] that Aaron Judge is too tall... Altuve would be basically at his tits and [Judge] can't like get his body down that low... the strike zone is much bigger. It's a fact that the strike zone is bigger.
Picks
Big CatThe Giants, Niners, and Seahawks will all win to complete a 'Can't Lose Parlay'
I got the Giants... I got the Niners guaranteed... and I got the Seahawks against the F-word Ravens frauds.
PFT CommenterKirk Cousins will have a typical 'bad' game against the Lions with one TD and two INTs
This feels to me like a Cousins one touchdown to two interceptions game, maybe get Adam Thielen killed on a cross route... a very hilarious fumble six.
Fantasy Fuccbois
Big CatLeBron James only defended China to protect his Space Jam 2 ticket sales
LeBron is so transparent that he only wanted to say nice things about China because he wants to sell his stupid movie Space Jam 2. Space Jam 1 is better.
Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules
PFT CommenterOnly the reigning World Series champions should be allowed to wear pinstripes
Pinstripes have become too prominent in baseball. Nine teams wear pinstripes and it sucks... Only the team that wins the World Series gets pinstripes for the entire next year. You have to beat the man to be the man and get the stripes.