"Albert Pujols' late-career home run surge is suspicious and 'not normal'" — Big Cat

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Albert Pujols' late-career home run surge is suspicious and 'not normal'

Albert Pujols, 42 years old. July 4th he was hitting .189. And since then he leads the league in batting average and has like 11 homers. That's totally normal... Why does Sam Querrey not do fucking drugs before he retires? He should have done some fucking Winstrol.

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While Pujols did reach 700 home runs, the implication of PED use is a matter of speculation and was never proven.

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Loss

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Tom Kennedy will be cut by the Lions and signed by the New England Patriots

Tom Kennedy is going to be cut and then he's going to be signed by the New England Patriots. Not only does he fit the bill for New England Patriots... Bill Belichick, he opens his eyes, he looks at Tom Kennedy, he's like, that's my next Wes Welker.

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Kennedy was cut by the Lions but he was signed back to their practice squad, not the Patriots.

Win

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Josh Johnson will play for at least two more NFL teams this year

Josh Johnson got cut. He's played on 14 teams now. He'll probably play for at least two more this year. I love the fact that he's the guy that you call when you don't have another guy.

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Johnson was on the Broncos and then signed with the 49ers later in the season, playing for two different teams.

Void

Take Slip·Aug 31, 2022

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Big Cat

Frosted Flakes are a perfectly average and unexciting cereal

I feel like Frosted Flakes is an okay cereal, but it's just never is anyone's like—does anyone get excited about it? They're perfectly average. Unless they're stale at the continental breakfast.