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Big CatBryce Harper would be more likable if he shaved male pattern baldness into his head
If he didn't have the hair that he had, I think he would get a lot more love. Like think about Mike Trout. You don't hate Mike Trout because Mike Trout's kind of pudgy. He's like, doesn't have very good hair. ... Bryce Harper. He's doing every, every time I look around, he's got his hair flowing everywhere and he's got his shirt off. He's doing this. He's hitting home runs. You can't have it all. So either you change your name to Bruce or you shave your head, maybe shave male pattern baldness in, and then I'll start being a fan of Bruce Harper.
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PFT CommenterThe Cleveland Browns are smarter to do nothing in free agency than to fail spectacularly again
I think the Browns are just playing the game where they fucked up so bad in the past and everything that they've done that not doing anything is actually a smarter move than trying to do something and failing because you can't stay still. You're going to piss off your fans for about six months if you don't do anything in free agency. But a fan's not going to remember that like a year from now.
PFT CommenterThe NFL Draft is essentially just kidnapping players for the benefit of the Cleveland Browns
The only reason [the Browns] can get players to play on their team is by essentially tricking them to join the team via the draft. That's pretty much – the draft is kidnapping players, if we're going to be honest with themselves.
Big CatBrock Osweiler is the perfect fit to continue the Texans' lineage of awful quarterbacks
Brock Osweiler to the Texans, there has never been a better fit in the entire world. And I'm not talking about fit like, oh, the Texans need a quarterback... I'm talking about Brock Osweiler is the perfect guy to continue the Houston Texans mantle of awful quarterbacks. David Carr, Sage Rosenfels, T.J. Yates, Matt Schaub, Brandon Weeden, Ryan Mallett, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Brian Hoyer.
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View profileBig CatLeBron James will finish his career by returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers
LeBron's decision is looming. I think it's going to be Cleveland. Do you guys agree? I mean I think he's gotta go to Cleveland. I think that makes the most sense.
Big CatI was wrong — Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are actually dating
I'm going to say I was wrong. I do think they actually are dating now. Don't need the P and V, they got married so I'm going to count it. I'm going to put it on the board.
Big CatTaylor Swift and Travis Kelce are going to be married forever.
I think they're gonna make it. I think they're gonna be married for a very long time. I think they're married forever. They're gonna be married forever.