Check yourself into the hospital to avoid being in trouble with your mom for missing an event
Check yourself into the hospital. Say you got some kind of injury or something. Cause your mom instantly goes from being furious at you for missing her birthday to so worried about you.
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This is going to be Westbrook flexing on Steph Curry, Steph Curry trying to flex on Westbrook. It's going to be awesome.
Tim Duncan will likely forget to retire and just keep showing up to the gym through inertia
There's a chance that Tim Duncan just forgets to retire and just by like... through inertia, he keeps showing up at the gym. I think that's more likely than him actually retiring.
Steven Adams is a genuine mustache guy, not like the ironic losers who just talk about them
Adams is like a genuine mustache guy. And like half of his tweets are about how much he loves mustaches. Um, so I'm looking forward to seeing him and [Andrew] Bogut going at each other.
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I think the Brewers have this thing sealed up after an insane Monday night where they were just awesome.
There will be no MLB lockout
They'll figure it out. There's too much at stake. They'll figure it out. It's not 1994 anymore. They'll figure it out.
A 24-team College Football Playoff is starting to make sense
I'm starting to grow on it. My problem is, I'm thinking about it in just this year where we actually had parity.