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Blackhawks Goalie Scott Darling And Zack Hample AKA Foul Ball Guy 05/13/2016

Friday, May 13, 201613 takes

he guys discuss the Thunder's victory over the Spurs, David West's doghouse and early predictions for the 2017 NBA Finals( - ). Chicago Blackhawks goalie Scott Darling joins the show to talk NHL Playoffs and who would win a goalie fight with Corey Crawford(- ). Zack Hample AKA Foul Ball Guy talks about his historic home run catching streak(- ). Segments include "PR 101", "Spinzone", "Sorry Not Sorry", Jimbo's Of The Week", and the debut of a yet to be named life advice segment.

Recap

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Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tim Duncan will never actually retire; he will just keep showing up to the gym through inertia

There's a chance that Tim Duncan just forgets to retire and just by like... through inertia, he keeps showing up at the gym. I think that's more likely than him actually retiring. The last thing I would ever expect is for Duncan to do like an announcement before the season and then play the rest of the season. No way. Duncan just wants to sit at home when he's not playing basketball and not be bothered by anybody.

Duncan retired in July 2016 with no farewell tour or major production, which was 'correct' in spirit regarding his personality.
Loss
Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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The 2017 NBA Finals will be the Wizards vs. the Warriors, with the Wizards winning in six games

I got the Wizards because John Wall and Kevin Durant are going to be tough to defend. So I got the Wizards going up again. I'm going to say the Warriors make it back again. Wizards, Warriors, Wizards in six.

KD signed with the Warriors. The 2017 Finals were Warriors vs. Cavs. The Wizards did not make the Finals.
Loss
Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2017 NBA Finals will be the Cavs vs. the Lakers, with the Lakers winning in seven games

I got Cavs, Lakers, Lakers in seven. [Because] KD is going to the Lakers. And Dwight Howard's going back to the Lakers.

The Lakers finished 26-56 in 2017. KD went to Golden State and Dwight Howard went to Atlanta.
Loss
Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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HankHank

The 2017 NBA Finals will be the Celtics vs. the Warriors

I got Celtics and Warriors. Kevin Durant and Isaiah Thomas are going to be a serious force to be reckoned with.

The Celtics lost to the Cavs in the ECF. KD did not join the Celtics.
Loss
Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2022 World Cup Final will be Germany vs. Brazil

I'm going to say Germany versus Brazil [for the 2022 Men's World Cup].

The 2022 World Cup Final was Argentina vs. France.
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Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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The 2022 World Cup Final will be Argentina vs. Spain

I'm going to go Argentina-Spain [for the 2022 Men's World Cup].

Argentina made the final and won, but Spain lost in the Round of 16.
Win
Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

The Sharks will beat the Blues in the Western Conference Finals

[The Sharks] need to beat the Blues, and I need to have that Sharks-Lightning finals so that we can just pretend the Stanley Cup didn't happen this year.

The Sharks defeated the Blues 4-2 to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals.

Interview

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Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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Scott DarlingScott Darling

The San Jose Sharks will win Game 7 against the Predators

I mean, I got a good feeling about San Jose, to be honest. I mean, I know this isn't going to air in time, but big game seven tonight, so we'll see what happens.

The Sharks shut out the Predators 5-0 in Game 7 that night.
Void
Take Slip·May 13, 2016
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Zack HampleZack Hample

Monogamy is overrated and unrealistic

I happen to think that monogamy is way overrated and unrealistic. And that is a philosophy that I do try to bring into my personal life. And, um, you know, I, I like to keep my options open in general.

Subjective personal philosophy.

Pr 101

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Take Slip·May 13, 2016·PR 101
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Big CatBig Cat

Retired players should fake-tweet they are returning to the league just to get back into the news cycle

I think more players should start doing this where they just fake tweet that they're coming out of retirement. Just get people talking about him because I didn't even know Jason Campbell was retired... Jeff George should just tweet something racist tomorrow just to get the rush of being like a celebrity again.

Subjective PR strategy advice.

Sorry Not Sorry

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Take Slip·May 13, 2016·Sorry Not Sorry
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LeBron James is the most valuable player in the NBA, regardless of who wins MVP

I would say LeBron should be the MVP this year, though. He is the most valuable player in the NBA. That's a fact. Well, I guess we got to get into a debate over what valuable means.

Steph Curry won the MVP unanimously in 2016. The definition of 'valuable' is eternally subjective.

Life Advice

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Take Slip·May 13, 2016·Life Advice
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Big CatBig Cat

Never stay for a third night at a Vegas bachelor party

You want to go for two days like two nights and then fly out of town on the third day. If you stay for the third day, the chance of you dying or getting arrested goes up like 150%.

Subjective lifestyle advice based on the 'PMT' veteran experience.
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Take Slip·May 13, 2016·Life Advice
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Big CatBig Cat

Don't try to coordinate group activities for a Vegas bachelor party if you have more than six guys

If it's anything more than six guys, don't worry about doing anything together because it just won't happen. Every time I've gone to a Vegas bachelor party, it's been like 15 guys. And there are actually people I don't even know were on the bachelor party because I just never saw them.

Subjective group logistics advice.