College football is more exciting than the NFL, but it isn't 'better than' the NFL
Saying something is better than is not exactly correct in this case because, yes, college football is more exciting, but it's not better than. I mean, the guys aren't playing defense half the time. People are wide open. The windows are wide open.
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