"Girls actually like guys who fart and burp in their face" — Big Cat

Loss

Take Slip·Dec 2, 2016·Jimbos

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Big Cat

Girls actually like guys who fart and burp in their face

Girls actually like a guy that farts. A lot. And burps in her face. That shows a certain level of masculinity.

Hot Take Life ScorchingSarcastic

The vast majority of women would find this behavior repulsive, making the literal claim incorrect.

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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2016

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PFT Commenter

Tiger Woods intentionally shot over par because a 69 would have triggered his sex addiction

Tiger, as we know, is a sex addict, and we all have triggers when it comes to things. He cannot go out there and shoot a 69. He knew that. He knew that would be a trigger for him. [He would march] right back into a Hooters. It took a lot of mental strength for him to not fall into that trap.

Hot Take Golf Scorching SubjectiveSarcastic

This is a satirical theory that cannot be factually proven, though Tiger did literally shoot one over par (73) instead of a 69.

Push

Take Slip·Dec 2, 2016

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Big Cat

Tiger Woods will never again look like his old self for four straight days at the highest level

Show me Tiger Woods four days in a row at the highest level. Not going to happen. Not going to happen. Not going to happen.

Prediction Golf Medium

While Tiger did win the 2019 Masters (a high-level, 4-day performance), for the vast majority of his post-2016 career, injuries prevented him from consistent 4-day dominance.

Loss

Take Slip·Dec 2, 2016

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PFT Commenter

Tiger Woods took a Monster Energy sponsorship because he wants to turn into a 'JV' version of himself

I'd like to see Tiger turn into Cabrera, the guy that smokes on the golf course. I'd like to see Tiger just embrace the new weird, washed up, second rate C plus JV Tiger and just start smoking.