Shohei Ohtani's home runs in Colorado don't count because they are just pop flies anywhere else

I know Shohei [Ohtani] hit two home runs, but he was doing it in Colorado and we could fucking do that. That's a pop fly. That's a fucking pop fly. I could hit a home run in Colorado.

The Nationals' offense is having a great year because facing their own Little League pitching staff in spring training gave them confidence.

That's why the Nats offense is so good this year because their pitching staff is pretty much like a little league team. So like in spring training, they just all got really confident. They're like, yeah, we can all hit.

If a quarterback transfers to three different schools, it's a sign that he doesn't have any friends

At some point, if you're a quarterback, you should not want to transfer schools again, just based on the fact that you've got boys. Like that you have friends that you don't want to leave again... The fact that he's moved school so many times, there is something that's like, why doesn't he have friends?

Shohei Ohtani's home runs in Colorado don't count because they are just pop flies anywhere else

I know Shohei [Ohtani] hit two home runs, but he was doing it in Colorado and we could fucking do that. That's a pop fly. That's a fucking pop fly. I could hit a home run in Colorado.

Pete Crow-Armstrong will win the National League MVP

I'm gonna say you're gonna be MVP. I don't wanna put that on you, but I think you're gonna be MVP if you're not. We right? Yeah, we right.

The conspiracy theory that Babe Ruth didn't exist is hilarious.

Agree with you on that. You know, if [Babe Ruth] didn't exist, that would be hilarious.